Take the 1st letter ov ur 1st name:

A-i smoked a
B-i liked a
C-i shagged a
D-i went out with a
E-i went parashuting with a
F-i threw a
G-i looked at a
h-i went fishing with a
I-i rubbed a
J-i have a
k-i chewed a
L-i spanked a
M-i played with a
N-i walked on a
O-i sucked a
p-i typed with a
Q-i ran over a
R-i had a drinkin contest with a
S-i burned down a
T-i went to english with a
U-i killed a
V-i pinged of a
W-i moved a
X-i made out with a
y-i headbutted a
z-i wached tv with a

The day u wer born:

1-oompa loompa because
2-coper because
3-webcam because
4-guitar beacuse
5-dildo because
6-australian because
7-shoe box because
8- cow beacause
9-crow because
10-pig because
11-finger because
12-horse because
13-fanny because
14-plaster because
15-hobo because
16-computer because
17-pool table because
18-dart because
20-super fat kid because
21-bogey because
21-religeous person because
23-sock because
24-black person because
25-whale because
26-stripper because
27-pan because
28-moustach because
29-lawyer because
30-bible because
31-banna because

The 1st letter of ur last name:

A-it's scary
B-it started on me
C-i was horny
D-it was dead
E-it smoked a cigar
F-i had a boner
G-i had a headache
H-it spoke to me
I-jaffa cakes are nice
J-im retarded
K-i like taxis
M-im a freak
N-im mental
O-im to young to know
P-old people scare me
Q-my internet broke
R-nothing was on tv
S-i got dumped
T-tesco sucks
U-i felt like it
V-chickens are freindly
W-iv got bird flu
X-im gay
Y-i like men
Z-my last name starts with a z

Post a comment on this blog with what urz means

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layby.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!"

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"


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