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David McKenna

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David McKenna
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  • Male, 23, Luv 254
  • from Glasgow
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  • Last active: 11/1/11
  • www.bebo.com/Div_2010

About Me

Tagline
For Mother Russia!
Me, Myself, and I
Alreeeeeet!!!!
About time i jazzed this bitch up

i'm David McKenna and Div to ma pals:P I'm 20:D but look about 12

Starting at Glasgow Uni in September to do genetics and hopefully make my own tiger/monkey hybrid army but will probably be seperating onion cells instead

I stay in the rough ghetto of Bside where there can be upwards of 3 emos at night reaking havoc

Work in Somerfield wae a gd bunch of ppl (except richy) which is a gd laugh when theres not pensioners in complainin about about the price of garibaldis or junkies in buyin their daily litre of vodka and swiss rolls.

Went to Magaluf in the summer and was fukin AMAZIN!!! except wen i had an all time low when i got asked my age in a bar which was 16 to get into :|
Too many funny things to mention but most involved grants brutality/ peedo tendencies :L

Nothin much else to say other than I love football, support Rangers and i'm a Triple Dragon Belt in tai jit tsu street style boxing.
The Other Half Of Me
Scott McKechnie

Scott McKechnie

Likes to choke people till their sick :|

Music
The Killers, Snow Patrol, Arctic Monkeys, Oasis, Coldplay, The Editors, Jack Penate, Maximo Park, Alphabeat, Foo Fighters, Vampire Weekend, The Beatles, The Feeling, The Fray, Kings of Leon, MGMT, Pigeon Detectives, The Enemy, The Verve and Alicia Keys:D lol
Films
BRAVEHEART:D best movie ever, The Godfather, Goodfellas, The Patriot, Scarface, 300, Sin City, Anchorman, Mr.Bean lol, Shawshank Redemption, V for Vendetta, Gran Torino, Taken, Green Mile, Pursuit of Happyness, Shrek , The Dark Knight, Pulp Fiction, The Usual Suspects, Superbad and Napoleon Dynamite fukin legend lol
Sports
Football :D :D I play fives with ma pals, used to be a tennis dynamo lol
Scared Of
Wee beasties coz u cannae really see wat there doin and where they are :( , Grant most of the time (not scared but disgusted lol), clowns(fukin creepy old men wae make up on, harrassin children but its allowed coz they look stupid:|), ventriliquist dummies coz they look real and look like they could come to life(fukin sick), china dolls for the same reason and scared of failure :))
Love
Football, having personal jokes with people, annoying people, the town, Magaluf, funny situations when you can't laugh, Xbox, football manager, people who can play instruments, Lucozade, unexpected funny things, sports, dogs, Mock The Week, Would I Lie To You, German , people that look like weird animals, jam digeys, Jack Daniels, steak bakes, seeing people fall or walk into things, trying not to laugh when your drinking, teachers getting proved wrong, chewing pens, going to bed when your shattered, hearing a new song you like, confusing people, watching train ticket inspectors acting as nonchalant as they can when checking everyones ticket in a busy carriage, take aways, zoo's, camping, Sky +, finding money in your pocket, customers getting stressed out when trying to open a bag and the sign language people on the music channels jiggin away :L
Hate
Obese people who blame their size on anything else other than their inability to stop fukin eating, Pete Docherty and Amy Winehouse (junkie scum), Chemistry, Geography, customers who moan at you about something and say "i know its not your fault" but continue to moan, coming out the shower and being freezing, cats, arrogant people, pigeons, seagulls, standing in puddles, pop ups, my shitey laptop, people with no sense of humour, people that sign on, buckfast, the noise felt tip pens make, cleaning up ma dog's shit, people with freaky phobias e.g scared of oranges, smokers, keen gardeners, stupid people, peoples whos grammers bad is, trying to find your pals in a busy, dark cinema hall without looking like a dick, the air suction thing in the dentist, anyone who has ever been in big brother, junkies, people who wear bluetooth headsets and the sick noise foxes make at night

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    • Chun Yagoda
      Chun Yagoda

      heyyy whats up transcendent.

      8/23/11 via Mobile
    • Ira Isles

      How can the do this for free? http://alturl.com/qefcz

      8/13/11 via Mobile
    • luv Gibbsyy

      A dragged ye out the way ya muppet :L :L x

      3/25/10
    • luv Gibbsyy

      Also, mind tht taxi tht almost made u its bitch :L x

      3/24/10
    • luv Gibbsyy

      You boys like rugby? x

      3/22/10
    • Shazza
      Shazza

      Hey hows u x

      3/11/10 via Mobile
    • Gibbsyy

      Aye and 2 seasons ago McDonalds goal was onside 8-) x

      3/2/10
    • Gibbsyy

      Least sum1s keepin them in line x

      3/2/10
    • luv Gibbsyy

      As u will see, Rudi will still be listenin to the 10 point FACTS, not jokes x

      3/1/10
    • Rudi M

      might bring ma ipod tonight mate so a dont have to listen to the 10 point jokes !

      2/5/10
    • Maxine
      Maxine

      haha a neva got in till 2pm thn spent the whole nite in ma bed....fuked!! Was all worth it tho sum laugh!! xxx

      2/1/10
    • Maxine
      Maxine

      Haha who was sendin u the rong way?? The nites pretty mucha blurr tbh!! But no it was good ha!! Ano its a miracle av survived :L :L xx

      2/1/10
    • Maxine
      Maxine

      Heeey david Thanx 4 ma card n money Hope u had a gd nite :) xxx

      2/1/10
    • Jade.

      lets just all remember that it was me that realised u two were separated at birth :D xxxx

      1/12/10
    • Jade.

      i just kept pretending i was cheryl cole and u were joe mcelderry and we may have been singing the climb :L not too sure xxx

      1/12/10
    • Jade.

      So u made it home safely on Saturday nite then? if i remember correctly i renamed you joe mcelderry xxx

      1/11/10
    • Shazza
      Shazza

      Hi hunni how are ya? You enjoy the nite out xx

      12/22/09
    • Gibbsyy

      Aye yer fairly gash :L Cos ye dnt play anymore football to keep u alert x

      12/17/09
    • Chris L
      Chris L

      U ARE A TIT x

      12/17/09
    • luv Gibbsyy

      Oryt davey How many exams u missed? U have a disease :L x

      12/17/09