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- YoU wAnA kNoW hOw I gOt ThEsE sCaRs? My FaThEr WaS a DrInKeR...
- Ja, o mnie i jeszcze raz ja
- Hey my name is Melissa and my heart has been taken by the best guy in the world <3 When i'm older I would like to be a wildlife photographer and artist. I'm currently doing A levels in Photography, Art and Biology, I'm doing the full 2 years and only have a just under a year left. After that i'm doing a Foundation course at Exeter College and after thats over i'll probably be moving up with Joe, but we'll have to see nearer the time!
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This is Joe. I raise him up. <3 22nd March 2007<3
- Music
- ♪Anything that makes me want to dance and sing along♪
- Films
- OMG too many to list, most films make me cry lol. I like anything action, scary, gory, funny and animal related
I like some animations but not all. - Hobbies
- <3 Photography<3
Art<3
Shooting<3
Shopping<3
Walking<3
Debating<3 - Scared Of
- Everything. Even you. And your mum. Bugs. Spiders. Urm i used to like thunder & lightning but for some reason im now scared of it and tend to hide under the covers. Urm losing Joe is a big fear. Dying..well not dying but whats gunna happen after death, thats scary.
- Hates
- *MUSLIMS! D:
*Immigrants
*Vegans and Vegetarians, your an omnivore, deal with it!
*The rain, unless its like lashing down, if its just that silly fine rain then theres like no point to it, its just silly and annoying.
*Puppys that find it amusing to tangle your legs up when your trying to walk them *cough*PIPPA*cough*
BARBARA HEPWORTH. Boo to her. - Charlie
- Charlie is my sexual moose-peen and i love her XD she invented plumbobs with me and JIMMYS! chloeeeeeeeeeeeee *lmao* ahh good times. Love her shes my sexual lesbian and one day i will meet her XD
- Joe <3
- Loves you babe! You sexy bug you
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Immigrants! Grr!
If you are ready for the adventure of a lifetime, try this:
Go to Pakistan, Afghanistan or Iraq illegally. Never mind immigration
quotas, visas, international law, or any of that nonsense.
Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical
care for you and your entire family.
Demand bilingual nurses and doctors...
Demand free bilingual local government forms, bulletins, etc.
Procreate abundantly.
Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive
behaviour with, 'It is a cultural thing; you wouldn't understand.'
Keep your original identity strong. Fly your national flag from your
rooftop, or proudly display it in your front window, or on your car
bumper.
Speak only English at home and in public, and make sure that your
children do likewise.
Demand classes on English culture in the Muslim school system.
Demand a local country driver license or national insurance number
equivalent
This will afford other legal rights and will go far to legitimise
your unauthorised, illegal, presence in Pakistan, Afghanistan or Iraq
Drive around with no MOT, tax or insurance and ignore local traffic
laws.
Insist that local country law enforcement teaches English to all its
officers..
Organise protest marches against your host country, inciting
violence against non-white, non-Christians, and the government that let
you in.
Good luck! You'll soon be dead.
It would never happen in Pakistan, Afghanistan or Iraq (or any other
country in the world for that matter) except in the UK, US, or Canada,
because we are run by soft, politically correct politicians that are too
scared to 'offend' anyone.
If you agree, pass it on.
If you don't, go ahead and try the above in Pakistan, Afghanistan or Iraq.
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YOU SOUND LIKE A MIRROR IMAGE OF MEHI THERE, FOR THE RECORD MY MA WAS HEAVY DRINKER TOO.....HERES LUV FROM SCOTLAND
Heyy, Noticed Your not to keen on our immigration problem eitha..
Want to join??
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Hello mel! i hope you had a terrific christmas and new year
as you know its that time of year were we hav 2 go back 2 college so once again here i am asking for some help with my work which i havent quite finished/started lol
please could you give me a list of the things we have 2 put in our personal study (like introductions n evaluations etc.) part for photography please and what order do they go as well
thanks very much mel if you can do this your a lifesaver and i shall award a shiny gold medal for thou to place upon thy shelf of heroic achievements
c u tues please help!
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lol wicked i get a mention! n wats wit the cat? lol x
hey no worries i was near to breaking your neck in rage that you should steal my glorious shiny shiny but it turns out you really were out of the room so it is ok you are forgiven lol and a mention wud b well cool bt honestly its fine lol xx
Yeah, screw the foreigners
xD
I know him through Shelley (Y)
And thanks
I'm going as the Joker to a halloween party
Why So Serious Son?
(Randomer)
Delete The Buggers
Lol
xoxo
Give XxPedigree Bitchxx your luv for today.
"Luv isn't easy, but bebo is"
lol
xoxo
xD
Hi Mel!
You can either go to:
http://www.fighttheban.co.uk/
and click on MERCHANDISE;
or go straight to:
http://www.psclothing.co.uk/Felix_Th...
You can buy them online or request the brochure and buy them through the post (it's worth a browse anyway). When I bought mine (over a year ago) it was £25.54. I also bought some Felix cufflinks [£8.51] and the P&P was £3.00. They also sent me a sheet of 35 Felix stickers for nothing because I had asked about them on the 'phone.
ATFL
hey darlin hows you? wuu2? this is kinda a pointless comment lol cos i can just txt you.
love you loads beautiful. xxxxxxxxxx
haha
omg it was brilliant!
2 DTs= <3
lol
Extermi-nerane
=]
xx
now then how you doin ?? up to much of anything
to the comment on my pic its irish hare coursing when when u course a hare the name of the game is to course the hare not to kill it its to see how well the dogs can work and keep it in a pach of flat land if a grayhound kills the hare that dog loses sooo when they coruse in irland they were muzzels to stop the dog killing the hare soo the juges can juge the best grayhound that courses the hare and in some parts of the counrty now hares are very rear like down my way there are no hares down here and wat hares we have people with bloody long dogs come down n course them!!!! and we want them to breed so we can shoot them!!!!! theres a lot of up and down with hare coursing because it is seen as a sport that pochers do but its not its just like fox hunting its a sport poching is a crime and they are a bloody pest there is a lot or money in hare couring n people should not put pochers in the same line as coursers it should be fox hunting fishing shooting hare couring!!!!
oh it's okay
We had a whole rethink of ideas
Now it's completely different
lol
Got banned from Poundland for playing for with the toy guns!
haha
Funny as..
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yea I know they were all like unblinky!
lol
Okay this may sound like a wierd question
but....
Do you have any stuffed dead animals that we could maybe borrow for our photography project??
I know strange!
lol
xxx
aaaahhh
I understand it now!
ha ha
maybe a little sad!
Yesterday's episode was well weird.
A "thing" took over the doctor!
confused me.
Just watched Torchwood - made me cry. T+O died!
I cry every time I watch it.
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never miss it!
lol
The Doctor in handcuffs ?!?!?!!?!?
Did I miss something??
xx&heartsxx
haha hes probs rite lol n brainstorms r due in wed i believe bt she hasnt set aproper date so im guessin then we havent got books yet either until sept cos theyre expensive n if we drop it then its a waste of money which id fair enough c u at sum point hope ur voice comes bak lol x
Ha! lol sorry i mean oh dear hope it comes bak lol n in both art n photog were doin movement n hav to do a brainstorm of it including movement in nature,mechanical and figure (like the body) and collages of each. The collages hav 2 hav artists/photographers work and annotations of the pics n why they relate to movement. See u 2moz maybe n its week B btw
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yea lets move on from that lol n yea i miss routine i realise wat bored is again lol c u mon