Start with 100% and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as you're __% innocent.

01. Smoked
02. Drank alcohol
03. Cried when someone died.
04. Been drunk.
05. Had sex.
06. Been to a concert.
07. Gotten/given a hand job.
08. Been verbally/sexually harassed.
09. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.
10 . Is Missing someone
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose .
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
15. Been to prom.
16. Cried at school.
17. Gotten lost in a Wal-Mart or a department store.
18. Went streaking.
19. Given or received a lap dance.
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.
23. Kissed a stranger.
24. Hugged a stranger.
25. Went scuba diving.
26. Driven a car.
27. Gotten an x-ray.
28. Hit by a car.
29. Had a party.
30. Done drugs.
31. Played strip poker/darts/pool.
32. Got paid to strip for someone.
33. Run away from home.
34. Broken a bone.
35. Eaten sushi.
36. Bought porn.
37. Watched porn.
38. Made porn.
39. Made beans.
40. Been in love.
41. French kissed.
42. Laughed so hard you cried.
43. Cried yourself to sleep.
44. Laughed yourself to sleep.
45. Stabbed yourself.
46. Shot a gun.
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
50. Watched an animal die.
51. Watched a person die.
52. Kissed somewhere with at least 1 person present.
53. Pranked somebody.
54. Put somebody in the hospital.
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
56. Made spicy beans.
57. Dressed punk.
58. Dressed Goth.
59. Dressed preppy .
60. Been to a motocross race.
61. Avoided somebody.
62. Been stalked.
63. Stalked someone.
64. Met a celebrity.
65. Played an instrument.
66. Ridden a horse.
67. Cut yourself.
68. Bungee jumped.
69. Ding dong ditched somebody.
70. Been to a wild party.
71. Been caught stealing something.
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
74. Gone out with your friend's crush.
75. Got arrested.
76. Been pregnant.
77. Babysat.
78. Been to another country.
79. Started your house on fire.
80. Had an encounter with a ghost.
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients.
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
83. Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 2 months.
85. Sat on your butt all day.
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
87. Had a job.
88. Gotten cut from a sports team.
89. Been called a whore.
90. Danced like a whore .
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity.
92. Been in a car accident.
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes.
94. Been told you have beautiful hair.
95. Raped somebody.
96. Danced in the rain.
97. Been rejected
98. Left a restaurant without paying.
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
100. Been raped.

1.Are we friend?
2.How did we meet?
3.What was your first impression of me?
4.How would you describe me then?
5.How would you describe me now?
6.What colour would you describe me as?
7.Have u ever wanted to punch me?
8.Give me a nickname & explain why?
9.Have i ever hurt your feelings?
10.Will we be able to depend to each our in 10 yrs times?
11.What reminds u of me?
12.If u could give me anything what would it be?
13.What do u like best about me?
14.Do you know some thing embarrassing about me??
15.Were we sober last time you saw me?
16.Ever wanted to tell me something that you couldn't?
17.What was it?
18.Have you ever knowingly or unknowingly hurt me?
19.Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you??
20.Anything 2 say b4 u go?

That slutty fairy twinkle toes has been making moves on poor old grey squirrel again. it took hungry pony and bunny with a hockey mask to pull her off!!!! that fairy is insatiable!

Further on that day after grey squirrel had composed himself; he, red chicken, bunny with a hockey mask and that slutty fairy travelled to the far off wood of WeeGees for a hypnotic night of music by Arm Joint Giants. Oh the fun as locals swayed to and fro to the trance inducing ditties. Grey squirrel was quite over come with it all and soon he too was caught in the moment. Bunny with a hockey mask was no so taken in and caused quite a stir with in the inhalation pen by rubbishing Arm Joint Giants and then red chicken and twinkle toes were near removed for showing not respect and talking through one of the ancient ceremonial chants!

It was a long night and only after a stray woodland creature tried to spray red chicken did the party finally high tail it back to their native wood land.

THE END