Here is the lyrics of 'The Way I Am' translated into chinese then back into english.

Some of the words - like 'shit', 'wigger', 'dude' - didnt translate at all. Some translated wrong - 'fucking' became 'Ta Made' 0_o.

But the rest is hilarious, i think. And the ending is brilliant.



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Courtesy of some online translator - The Way i Am Retranslated

I sat in the back of the pack zags, this bag
The weeds, it gives me an external need to be shit
The overwhelming majority of the meaning of the CMC on this planet.
Since I was born and has been a curse of this curse, but a curse,
And just blurt this weird shit berserk and external works,
Its sales and it helps in itself to relieve
All this tension dispensing these sentences.
This was highlighted recently, I have been eating take-off, the Community Chest
Once again, I break the peace (peace) ..
But at least decency, in your
I left, only when I see you freak out
In the streets, when I eat or feeding my daughter
Not to speak to me.
I do not know if you do not,
I do not owe you anything motherfucking
I am not, n'sync, I am not what your friends think
I am not, of friendship, I can a thorn.
If you lure my tank is empty ..
Patience is not in me, if I offended you
I Litfin you 10 feet in the air
I do not care about who is and who saw me destroy you
To call you, lawyers, file your lawsuit,
I will smile, in the courts and the purchase of your wardrobe.
I'm tired of the controversy.
I do not mean to be mean, but all I can, but I am.
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..
..
And I, whether you say that I
If I were not, then why do I say that I am »
In the document, the press, every day I,
Radio will not even play my jam
My career, whether you say that I am,
If I were not, then why do I say that I am »
In the document, the press, every day I,
I do not know, this is just my way.
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..
..
Sometimes, I just feel like my father. I do not want to ignore
And the nonsense of all of this, it's constantly
And "Oh, this is his lyrical content. Song 'prisoners of conscience' has been

such a bad reaction"
And all of this controversy, people, I
It seems the media immediately
Points a finger at me ...
So I returned to a point they, but not the index or pinkie
Or ring or thumb, you have one of its
When you do not give Ta Made, when you will not only raised
And bullshit their withdrawal, their cause is too full of shit external
When a dude bullying and the growing shoots his school
And their responsibilities, which Marilyn .. and heroin.
Where are the parents? » And look forward to it in,
The Middle East, the United States, now a tragedy.
The so sad to see that on a first-class city,
Have that happen ...
Then attacked rapper Eminem cause of this ... i
However, I am glad they feed me the cause of the fuel, I need to fire
To burn and burn it, I have returned to
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..
..
I am sick and tired of being admired,
I think, I just want to die or be fired,
And dropped from my label and stop with the fable
Where I will not be able to top "My name is……"
And pigeons - to hide some of the pop-up hot feeling,
I take turns to the Conference of the Parties in the Rock Stations
And I just do not have patience ...
Deal with these ear-piercing white people think that
I just try some of wigger is why I said the black
With an accent, and I grab the ball, so they always asked
At the same time Ta Made problem ...
What I went to school, what I grew up in Hood,
Why, no one when, where and how, until I grasp my hair and I tear up
They caused me the driving ... I can not take it
My car, my pacing, I stand and I sat,
I am grateful to each and every norm, I get,
But I can not take shit outside, in the bathroom
It was not stand it.
No, I will not sign your signature
You can call me an asshole I am very pleased.


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They're all true....
1. David Hasselhoff is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

2. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures David Hasselhoff allows to live.

3. When David Hasselhoff drinks pee, his asparagus smells funny.

4. When David Hasselhoff was born, the nurse said, "Holy Cow! That's David Hasselhoff!" Then she had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with.

5. When David Hasselhoff goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

6. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects David Hasselhoff could use to kill you, including the room itself.

7. The popular videogame "Doom" is based loosely around the time Satan borrowed two bucks from David Hasselhoff and forgot to pay him back.

8. David Hasselhoff can count backwards from infinity.

9. Crop circles are David's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f**k down.

10. When David Hasselhoff jumps into a body of water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets David instead.

11. David Hasselhoff can divide by zero.

12. In fine print at on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by David Hasselhoff, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever come to matching him.

13. David Hasselhoff is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with lactose's sh1t.

14. David Hasselhoff has two speeds: walk and kill.

15. David Hasselhoff is the reason why Wally is hiding.

16. David Hasselhoff can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

17. You are what you eat. That is why David Hasselhoff diet consists entirely of bricks, steel, and the tears of small children.

18. David Hasselhoff once beat Super Mario Bros 3 without even touching his Nintendo controller. He just yelled at his TV in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich, and the game beat itself out of fear.

19. David Hasselhoff played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

20. If you were to lock David Hasselhoff in a room with a guitar, a year later you would have the greatest album ever, it would sweep the Grammy's.
When asked why he doesn't do this David replied "Because Grammy's are for queers." Then he ate a knife to show the seriousness of his response.

21. On his birthday, David Hasselhoff randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

22. When David Hasselhoff does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

23. Whenever David Hasselhoff puts out a cigarette, he throws it in slow motion into a long line of gasoline and calmly walks away as an inferno erupts behind him.

24. David Hasselhoff invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

25. David Hasselhoff coined the phrase, "I could eat a Horse" after he ate every last unicorn in existence.

26. David Hasselhoff haunts Freddy Krueger's nightmares.

27. The eternal conundrum "what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object" was finally solved when David Hasselhoff punched himself in the face.

1. The average man can survive for 8 weeks off a single boiler suit. They can also be used to collect water, creat a basic rabbit/deer/mammoth trap and signal for help.

2. When Mr T talks of his friend 'pain' he means himself, after having changed into his boiler suit.

3. The SAS are issued with boiler suits before any mission. They are a mandatory part of their kit.

4. Boiler suits are considered deadly weapons in Texas, after the great Boiler Suit massacre of 1493. Two hundred thousand school children were killed when a madman went on a rampage with a boiler suit and 600 rounds of ammunition.

5. It is statistically probable that your father was wearing a boiler suit when you were concieved. Boiler suits have been proven to increase fertility by 467%.

6. Every year, 6 people drown in boiler suits.

7. Every year, 6 people are drowned in a pool of boiler suits.

8. Boiler suits taste delicious boiled.

9. On the 8th day, god created boiler suits. He then put one on, and immediatly took what is known as "The Infinite Fag-Break", which is shared by builders everywhere.

10. Boilers suits can cure cancer. Unfortuntaly, they cause AIDS at the same time. Apparently it is their idea of a joke.

11. David Hasslehoff once made love to a boiler suit. They gave birth to Chuck Norris.

12. Ninjas wear boiler suits.

14. Joan of Arc was wearing a boiler suit when they burned her. She was fine, and lived to the grand age of 97 in a farm in Surrey, after faling in love with the executioner and fleeing france. Historians tell the other version because "It is cooler", according to Sir Regonald Arbold, head of Cristkirk Colledge Oxfords history department.

15. Jesus used to wear a boiler suit, but took it off one day to have it dry cleaned. He was promptly crucified.