Answer truthfully:

[] Gotten detention.

[] Gotten your phone taken away.

[] Gotten suspended.

[x] Gotten caught chewing gum. (No... one of our teachers lets us chew gum!)

[] Gotten caught cheating on a test.

[x] Arrived late to class more than 5 times.

[x] Didn't do homework over 5 times.

[x] Turned at least 3 projects in late.

[] Missed school cause you felt like it.

[] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class.

[] Got your mom/dad etc. to get you out of school. (Yeah... just once. o3o Though, it happened more in Elementary.)

[x] Text people during class.

[x] Passed notes.

[x] Threw stuff across the room.

[x] Laughed at the teacher.

[] Pulled down the fire alarm. -at any school

[x] Went on myspace, friendster, xanga, etc. on the computer at school or tried to. (I never had the chance.)

[x] Took pictures during school hours. (LUNCH TIME!)

[x] Called someone during school hours.

[x] Listened to an iPod, cd, etc. during class.

[] Threw something at the teacher. (No, but my friend... on the head!)

[x] Went outside the classroom without permission.

[] Broke the dress code.

[] Failed a class.

[x] Ate food during class. (Hellz yeah. I think Lays or Corn Nuts.)

[x] Gotten a call from school.

[] Couldn't go on a field trip cause you behaved badly.

[x] Didnt take your stuff to school.

[] Gotten a detention and didn't go.

[x] Stuck up your middle finger at a teacher when they weren't looking. (Never thought about it...)

[x] Faked your parents signature.

[x] Slept in class.

[x] Cursed at a teacher.

[x] Copied homework.

Multiply by 3

20x3
Total = 60%

See how afraid you are...

Just mark an X by each one that you are afraid of...

Here's how it's going to work...
Once you've come across something that you are afraid of mark an X next to it...

HERE ARE THE FEARS...
[] heights
[X] clowns
[] the dark
[] monsters
[] cars/ car crashes
[] plains
[] fire
[] water
[] sharks
[] porcelain dollz/barbie dollz
[] death
[] bears
[] needles
[] blood
[] things hanging over head
[] being alone
[x] walking at night
[] babysitting
[] growing up
[] failure
[] success
[] ghosts
[] god/devil
[] fighting
[] mom
[] dad
[] nightmares
[x] broken heart
[x] rejection
[] angels
[] large spaces
[x] small spaces
[] cameras
[] spiders
[] snakes
[] thunder/lighting
[] germs
[] feet
[] doctors
[] bad luck
[] bees
[] creepy noises
[] trains
[] leaving home
[] bad weather
[] diseases
[] cemeteries
[] frogs
[] butterflies
[] alligators
[] being myself in public
[] staying single forever
[] change
[] cats
[] dogs
[] ants
[] wasps
[] roaches
[] police men
[] short people
[] tall people
[] average people
[] falling in love
[] flowers/other plants
[] rabbits
[] rats/mice
[] crossing bridges
[] being robbed
[] peanut butter
[] Halloween
[] odd numbers
[] even numbers
[] school/work
[] new places
[] abandon places
[] becoming blind/deaf/mute
[] large crowds
[] walking in the street
[] walking on the side walk
[] being to close to someone

Total X's: 5

The amount of X's:
1-10-- You're fearless
11-20-- You're almost fearless
21-30-- You're fear level is almost normal
31-40-- You're between fearless and plain terrified
41-50-- You have a little more to go and you'll be way to afraid to even step out your house
51-60-- You have a few problems you need to get over
60-higher-- You are so afraid that you should never come out your house

Do this just for fun...and repost saying "I have __ fears"

I had a cow

His name was fat chow

He tasted like mein noodles

He had no poodles

Because he’s a cow

But that’s not the point

Cause he liked to smoke some joint

His head was orange

Because he hit a door hinge

His face will never be the same

Cuz later he grabbed some cocaine

It made him all dizzy

And his fro went all frizzy

So he jumped in a lake

But the lake was so fake

Then it made a huge thud

Because the lake was mud

He had lost too many pennys

Because his speedo was a size too many

He had mooned the whole world

then his girlfriend began to hurl

And then her hair began to curl

Curl till it reached the moon

And it made the aliens throw a spoon

They aimed for Hawaii

The sound goes ka-pow-ii

But somehow they missed

And got James so pissed

Cuz it hit him somewhere

That no guy can really not bear

But it bounced off from james

And hit justys just the same

But he did not feel pain

Because you know he’s so gay

You know he just wants to play

But sadly james ran away

Don’t drop the soap

It might be the pope

And he’ll shoot you in the head

And make sure your dead

But don’t worry today

He’ll make sure he’ll pray

I hate the month of may

Because of all the chays

But I don’t know what chay is

Cuz I don’t have a friend named liz

But I wish I did

So I’ll hide my pain and buy a lid

I went to the doctor to pick up some meds

But instead he gave me a bundle of peds

i wanted to shoot some stuff up

But instead they made piss in a cup

It might have been a sign

But I wanted to just snort a line

They say that im a horse

But a horse is a horse of course of course

I would be a Jew but I don’t think that would be kosher

You know that’s true foshor

I don’t know if you’re a democrat

Or a discombobulated monkey on crack

But ill go rapidy tap tap all over your map

Without hesitation

Ill go ahead and meet you at your station

I won’t even wait for you boss’ confirmation

So just suck on that

With Abe Lincolns famous top hat

That’s just the way that I roll

But not the way that I stroll

I just have to fool you with a coal..alition

Make you sign this brand new petition

Send you on a super secret mission

Make you look up your name in a diction…ary

Feed you to a enormous canary

Oooooo that’s right is awfully scary

Ya I know were you live

I sneak in and shank you with my shiv

Im gonna make you give your life

But not for all this pointless strife

Ive got awfully thick hair

But I don’t think that you even care

I don’t have to wear any eye glasses

Because I don’t have to appease the masses

So my ending is finally here

So thanx for ending my career

Now go fall in a ditch

You no-good wannabe bitch



By – B//S

Please stay tuned…

…for number two