The Lemon was lost, completely alone, nothing in sight, but a red traffic cone. She didn't have legs, but wanted to run, she tried to make a sound, but alas she was dumb. She was very scared, but then along came, a shiny blue tractor, (yes I know - it's insane)! The tractor was nice, and had lovely hair, the Lemon went with him, along with a pear. A mile down the road, the Tractor did stall, the poor Lemon thought, that there was no hope at all. As much as he tried, he could not restart, his little blue engine, it was falling apart. They were so depressed, it was late at night, they thought all was lost, then the Spark did alight! Out of the mist, Spark slowly came, his hair was all straight, a shining brown mane. He jumped at the engine, there was a loud sound, Spark was inside, and they lifted off the ground! The Tractor can fly, the Lemon did shout! they were very excited, of that there's no doubt. They'd been flying for miles, jumping with joy, and then Tractor realised, there was "LAND AHOY!". He slowed down his engine, decided to land, it was a very smooth landing, and he parked on the sand. A desert island they'd found, it was such a great find, there were lots of other Lemons, and they were very kind. Lemon made many friends, it was all very pleasant, Tractor and Spark were off chasing a pheasant. They lived there fovever, a happy story indeed, just shout for a tractor, if you're ever in need!

Me and Susan from Neighbours are walking in some random place, and come up to a really big bowl thing with water in (by big I mean you could easily fit a few football pitches in it), with the water coming up to about 20 feet from the top of the bowl. Just on the overhang of the bowl, Susan notices a human body, which on closer inspection appears to be dead. I can't remember exactly how, but somehow the body falls into the water. It then appears to be swimming and looking at us at some points, but it could just be the way the water is taking him. It soon becomes clear that it isn't just the water, and that he is actually chasing us. I throw a log at him but miss, and me and Susan start running away from him. He then somehow gets onto the land, and is chasing us, I try to hit him with a large stick, but if I did hit him it didn't do much damage. He is now chasing us through a wood, quite similar to what it's like at the bottom of our garden, and then I receive a text message from Emily. For some unknown reason, I feel inclined to read this, which doesn't help my progress in running away from the random undead thing. I haven't a clue what the text said, but now Susan is out of sight, and the undead maniac thingy has almost caught me up. Finally he has caught me, and he has a large knife, which looks like a grubby bread knife. He raises the knife high above his head, and..........








































































...............drives it into his own chest.

He then takes out a smaller knife, and drives it into his chest slightly higher up. He is almost completely expressionless, no sadness, no fear, no anger, no nothing. I then start to run away, and wake up because Duncan has just sneezed. The End.


Weird eh?