1) What's their name?
Lisa Adam

2) Does he/she have a girlfriend/boyfriend?
nope

3) Would you go to Disneyland with them?
defo

4) How old were you when you first met?
5

5) Do you know their secrets?
yip every last 1

6) Is this person older than you?
nope we r da same age

7) When was the last time you saw this person?
rite now we r sat 2gether

When was the last time you spoke to this person on the phone?
yesterday

9) Are you related to this person?
nope

10) Are you their b/f or g/f?
nope

11) Do you have a nickname for each other?
pinky n perky

12) Do you have pics of this person on your bebo?
aye loads

13) How many times do you talk to this person?
all the time

14) Do you think they will repost this?
probably

15) Could you live with this person?
defo ive lived here aw week

16) Why is this person your other half?
coz shes ma bestest friend eva

17) Have you seen this person cry?
Yip

1 Do you know this persons middle name?
yip elizabeth

19) Have you ever been shopping with this person?
yip

20) Have you ever slept over with this person?
yip

22) Have you ever gave this person something?
yeah and ad giv her anythin she needs !!!! Does Glandular fever count????

23) Have you ever done something really stupid or illegal with them?
yip

24) Do you know everything about this person?
yip absolutely everythin

25) Does this person have a job?
not yet but shes lookin

26) Does this person have you as their other half?
ofcourse

27) Do you think you & your other half will be best friends forever?
2 rite

2 Have you ever made something with this person?
yeah babies lmao

29) Have you ever taken bebo pictures with this person?
Yip all the time

30) Have you and your other half fought before?
nope

31) Is your #1 on drugs?
nope well physco tabs pmsl

32) Does this person drink alcohol?
Yip she never stops

34) Have you and your other half made up a hand shake?
yip

35) Have you and your other half done prank calls together?
yip

36) Have you ever seen this person dance?
yip

37) Have you ever seen this person sing?
yip on ma karaoke n a fink she smashed ma windaes


3 Do you and this person have a certain saying?
thanx

39) Do you know this persons bebo password?
Yip

40) Do you know who this person likes?
yip VINNIE JONES lmao

41) Have you and this person ever gotten into a fight with others?
yip

42) Does this person have a dog?
nope


43) Does this person go on the computer often?
shes neva aff it


44) Have you and this person gone clubbing?
yip all the time unless we r skint


45) Do you know this person's house alarm code?
dnt hav 1 but if she did id know it


46) Do you talk a lot to this person?
yeah we dnt shut up


47) Have you licked this person?
yeah


4 Now say something only you and this person will understand?
VIOLATED xxx

ALL MEN READ...IF U DARE

50 things boys should know!!

1. Don't tell us when you think other girls are hot.
2. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
3. If you don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria Secret models.
4. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
5. There is no such thing as too much spooning.
6. Just because you L the C doesn't mean we have to S the D.
7. This is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care.
8. Which also means that if we don't call, take the hint.
9. We like you to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary.
10. Putting things in our butt does not turn us on.
11. Return favors: we massage, you massage; we go down, you go down
12. Foreplay is not an option . . . its a prerequisite.
13. We're allowed to be late . . . you are not.
14. Eye contact is key.
15. Don't take longer to get ready than we do.
16. Laugh at our jokes.
17. Three words . . . honesty, honesty, honesty.
18. Girls can be groupies. Guy groupies are stalkers.
19. We never have to wonder if your orgasm was real.
20. Do not start with us. You will not win.
21. Would you like it if a guy treated your sister that way? We didn't think so.
22. If you ask nicely, we usually answer the same way.
23. We will never have enough clothes or shoes!
24. We have an excuse to act bitchy at least once a month.
25. Open the door for us no matter where we are . . . even at our house and getting into the car.
26. We love surprises!
27. We liked to be kissed softly, not with an iron tongue.
28.Pay attention to the little things we do, because they mean the most.
29. Boxers and maybe boxer briefs sometimes . . . NEVER tightie-whiteys, NEVER!
30. Clean your room before we come over.
31. Always brush your teeth before you see us . . . a fresh mouth and white teeth are a necessity.
32. When we use our teeth it means that you suck at going down on us, so we are just returning the favor.
33. Even though you are sometimes insensitive and hurt us, we still love you with everything we are.
34. Hit it and quit it, because later I'll be with you're best friend and he lasts for hours.
35. Don't act hard around your friends because I won't make you hard tonight.
36. Sometimes "NO!" really means "NO!"
37. "tracksuits with shoes" is not an adequate form of fashion.
38. If we wanted to be on video tape, we'd be a porn star not your girlfriend.
39. Sensitive guys are great . . . but crying more than we do in a movie just isn't right.
40. Don't let ex-girlfriends cause drama, relationships are stressful enough.
41. It takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays.
42. Guys who are good cuddlers = guys who know how to satisfy a woman.
43. "Fat Chicks" have feelings too.
44. Silent treatment, shoulder shrugs, tears, yelling and nasty looks all add up to . . . YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG!
45. If you are not a good dancer, please be self-aware.
46. Just because a girl doesn't pick up on the first ring doesn't mean she's not waiting by the phone.
47. You don't have to spend a lot, if it means a lot.
48. Don't say you love us if you don't mean it.
49. Don't lie to us . . . we will catch you... same goes for CHEATING...
50. When the girls get together, we talk about EVERYTHING. Meaning my best friends KNOW EVRYTHING ABOUT YOU!!

This is fun to do. Just read the 'offence' and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Only add each fine once, If you've smoked pot more than once it only counts as once. get it? Keep going until you've read each 'offence' and added up your total fine. When you are done post this as: "My fine is £...660"
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine. Be honest, theres no use doing it if your not!

Smoked pot -- £10
Did acid -- £5
Ever had sex at church -- £25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- £40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- £25
Had sex for money -- £100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- £20
Vandalized something -- £20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- £10
Beat up someone -- £20
Been jumped -- £10
Cross dressed -- £10
Given money to stripper -- £25
Been in love with a stripper -- £20
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- £10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- £15
Ever drive and drank -- £20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- £50
Used toys while having sex -- £30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- £20
Went skinny dipping -- £5
Had sex in a pool -- £20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- £10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- £20
Cheated on your significant other -- £10
Masturbated -- £10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- £20
Done oral -- £5
Got oral -- £5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- £25
Stole something -- £10
Had sex with someone in jail -- £25
Made a nasty home video -- £15
Had a threesome -- £50
Had sex in the wild -- £20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex --£25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- £20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- £20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- £25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- £50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- £25
Went streaking -- £5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- £15
Been arrested -- £5
Spent time in jail -- £15
Peed in the pool -- £5
Played spin the bottle -- £5
Done something you regret -- £20
Had sex with your best friend -- £20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- £25
Had anal sex -- £80
Lied to your mate -- £5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- £25

Now you do it...