Bus from Liams house to harvard, train to south station in boston, got the fung wha bus, proberly the dirtiest, smelliest bus i've ever been on from boston to new york, walked around chinatown untill we found a subway station. Got a subway to 4th street were Mike got abuse from a old man calling him white trash. got an hour long subway from 4th street to somewhere in queens, then got the airtrain to JFK airport, meet the prodical sun in jfk and had a 6 hour flight to dublin. dublin bus then to houstan station. took the cork train to limerick junction got a trian from there to limerick city. walked from the train station to william street. got a bus to the university. walked to groody then from the two UL flags. found groody office was closed so waited in limerick for parents to collect me. After 3 hours of getting eddie checked into his college accomadation drove home to baltimore.

1. A day without sunshine is like night.
2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
20. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, "What the hell happened?"
22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
23. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
24. Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow

1. You lose arguments with inanimate objects.

2. You have to hold on to the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.

3. Your job starts to interfere with your drinking.

4. Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.

5. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.

6. You sincerely believe alcohol is the elusive 5th food group.

7. 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?!?!?

8. Two hands and just one mouth now THAT'S a drinking problem.

9. Every woman you see has an exact twin.

10. You fall off the floor.

11. Hey, 5 beers have just as many calories as a burger -- screw dinner!

12. Your idea of cutting back is less salt.

13. Every night you're beginning to find your neighbor's cat more and more attractive.

14. I'm not drunk, you're just sober!!

15. Roseanne looks good.

16. You don't recognize your wife unless seen from the bottom of a glass.

17. That damn pink elephant followed you home again.

18. You have a reserved parking space at the liquor store.

19. You've fallen and can't get up.

20. The shrubbery's drunk too, from frequent watering.