Christine English
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Femmina, 19,
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- Città: waynes world/dundee
- Stato sentimentale: Impegnato/a
- Visite al profilo: 3.476
- Data registrazione: luty 2006
- Ultimo accesso: 1 settimana fa
- www.bebo.com/stu_loves_you
- Messaggio personale
- when you are the moon...
- Tutto su di me
- my name is stu. yet i am not a man. how very strange.
yes, i have ridiculously large hands. but you love them, DAMN RIGHT. go on admit it.
unfortunately, i had a close relationship with simon and garfunkel. theyre bastards.
abertay all the way, none of this dundee uni shite. IM A HEALTH SCIENTIST
******the 52 crew******
***OFFICIAL FAUSTUS BOND***
- La mia metà
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owes me drunken dancing...NAKED
- Music
- ~angels and airwaves~arcade fire~artic monkeys~ash~beach boys~biffy clyro~blink 182~boxcar racer~chip bailey~creed~daft punk~david ford~dirty dancing music~disney music~duke special~fall out boy~fightstar~frank Sinatra~ffaf~george mccrea~issac hayes~Jackson 5~jeff buckley~jimmy eat world~kings of leon~klaxons~marilyn manson~Michael Jackson~mighty boosh music~modest mouse~mungo jerry~muse~mcr~new found glory~nirvana~no doubt~panic!at the disco~placebo~queen~ray charles~razorlight~rise against~roy orbinson~scaramanga six~shiny toy guns~smashing pumpkins~snow patrol~something corporate~stone sour~taking back sunday~tenacious D~the divine comedy~the fray~the kooks~the scene aesthetic~the used~the zutons~Thomas truax~van morrison~wolfmother~and probably loads more
- Films
- Memoirs of a geisha, ice age1&2, the lion king1, 2&3, the green mile, Howls moving castle, spirited away, Moulin Rouge, Donnie Darko (and i rock cause i understand it!), Baz Luhrmans Romeo and Juliet(he is awesome!), pokemon, the rocky horror picture show, memento, big fish, candy, the dark knight, a knights tale, ahhhh...i cant remember anymore...aint a film but the mighty boosh is getting mentioned, especially the live version
- Sports
- sleeping, wrestling, swinging in trees, swimming in tollymore! no team sports - everyman for himself!
Does dancing in the pouring rain count as a sport?... - Happy memories...
- jumping in at tollymore.the swing at paddys, 3 mousekuteers!falling at hillsborough park(katie'll get it).paddy running into fis door.me running into janettes door.hot tub.(nearly)naked apron running.tequila shotting.dancing on treadmill.halloween horror.the lockers.non uniform day.piggyback races.uber wedgie!breaking into cjs house.faustus.getting high on doritos.water slide at lisas!trying to bbq drunk.strobe light dancing.sleeping on rocking chair.painting car.whipping in paddys garden.swimming in p'rush sea.bonnie humping.neil dropkicking katie.fi drooling.lady dicksons.emma dancing.jos scared of moon.eye of the ginger.stalking.photos of dogs.ginger falling in river.boy love.painted mike.dirtboarding.wrestling.p
opping leprechauns.dancing to 'its raining men', etc. - quotes
- harry potters unblocking the sink.the chef probably cooked the dinner.is that alcohol poisoning? im probably 70% straight, i think.HE USED TONGUE!.but all the great musicians were crazy, i mean, look at van gogh, he cut his ear off.im not crazy!*drools*.i always imagine Ben Affleck smells of eggs.just because i have a lady in between my legs, doesnt mean im a lesbian!he just tried to steal my ears...and not in the good way.ginger, remember to sew your strap on.she looks fabulous!why the hell would you buy tampoms in woodsides?!to all the seaman lost in the ships in the wars. its not my fault im slightly homosexual, i mean homophobic. for all you know i could be enjoying this. *looks at extra bra straps* theyre probably extra suspension. i lost my butt.
others will be added - poopdelaloop
- music, friends, sleeping, drinki
ng, partying, dancing, wrestling
, mocha, creativ, wrestling, getti
ng muddy, getting soaked, being an absolute idiot, parties, dublin, tents, fi
rst aiding, neil, uni, flat 52!! - msn address
- stu_loves_you@hotmail.co.uk
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chiudi Quiz
- cj and stus uber awesomely fun quiz -do-do it 3 partecipante/i
- new quiz 5 partecipante/i
- mmm...im bored...do it!! 11 partecipante/i
- How well do you know Stu? 20 partecipante/i
chiudi Sondaggi
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- boy love
- girl love
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- dye it a diff shade of red
- dye it purple again
- dye it brown (dark brown)
- dont do anything
- do something else (specify on comments please!)
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Paddys Birthday Story - By me and Ginger
Happy birthday paddy!!!!!!
It was a bitter, dark night and as Gerald stepped out of his doorway onto the harsh, bare concrete a fierce wind blew sounds of people laughing in a local pub around the corner. But Gerald had no time for such things; that morning he had received a call from Norman instructing him to deliver the original Spiderman figurine at 8PM sharp.
As Gerald turned into an alleyway he detected the unmistakable smell of Goldfish. He didn’t like to admit it but the way the light glinted off the scales of his Aunt Martha’s Goldfish, “Salt”, had always unsettled him as a child. The pungent aroma reminded him of the days when he would divert his eyes from Salt as his Aunt talked of dying neighbours on stuffy summer days and his cousin Mike threw crisps at him. One day when the sun was beaming through the window and Gerald had finished his overly-sugary homemade lemonade, he ran out of distractions. He looked in the direction of Salt and couldn’t stand the sight of it any more, couldn’t stand the slimy scales, the foul odour and especially the bulging, staring eye always watching. When Aunt Martha went to get more stale biscuits from the kitchen, Mike in tow, Gerald jumped up, ran, took the fish, bowl and all and dashed to the bathroom. As quickly as possible, he emptied the bowl into the toilet, filled the bowl with water from the tap and flushed the toilet. He then dashed back to the sitting room/ dining room and restored the bowl to its original position before his Aunt returned, talking about Jeff McAlister who had been diagnosed with some life threatening disease Gerald had never heard of before.
But he couldn’t be distracted by the past, he had no choice but to go on the way he was walking through the alleyway, the stench growing stronger as he progressed.
As he rounded the corner he thought he heard the sound of footsteps. He chose to ignore it at first, thinking it paranoia, but as he went on the footstep grew faster and closer. As he rounded the next corner he chanced a glance behind him. There was most definitely someone following. Gerald stopped and peeked back round the corner, ready for attack. “They can’t know. How could anyone have found out? It was too well planned.”
They were sticking to the shadows but as they walked past a light post Gerald, to his horror, saw the sinister golden glint of scales. He stood straight, thinking to himself, trying to calm himself down. “It’s not real! It can’t be!” he told himself. As he went to look around the corner again he was faced with a huge, glassy fish eye which he instantly recognised. “Salt! But…how?!”
Staring at Gerald was a huge scaled fish-like creature with flaky human legs and a huge fish head. It was wearing a trench coat and the kind of hat a detective from the 50’s would have adorned.
“I am not Salt,” the mutant hissed. “I am Vinegar, Salt’s son.”
Gerald didn’t know what to say. Never before would he have dreamed that Salt would have survived the flush, never mind having a family.
“I am here to gain revenge for my father.” Vinegar seized Gerald by the collar of his old checkered coat and lifted his off the ground with large, bulging muscular arms.
“My father searched cities for you but was confined to the sewers. I have taken on his quest now that he has passed away and it is I that will ruin your life as you ruined his.” Vinegar spoke with a slight lisp and his words were sloppy and not properly formed. As his excitement grew his words became less pronounced and louder and louder.
“DO YOU KNOW WHAT MY FATHER HAD TO ENDURE?!”
“N-n-no,” Gerald whimpered, aware that Vinegars fists were clenching tighter and tighter on his lapel, turning from a pale orange to brilliant white.
Now whispering, Vinegar replied, “First, you pour him out of his wonderfully kept home. Then you flush him, sending him spiralling into a lifetime of gloom. HAVE YOU ANY IDEA WHAT IT’S LIKE DOWN T1 commento 872 giorni
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:Dthe mighty boosh song lyrics (series 2):D
Gonna run my fingers down your spine
Gonna make you scream gonna make you whine
Gonna lick your thighs gonna suck your hair
Gonna jump all over your body
Gonna spin my web around your mind
Gonna eat you like you was the fly
Gonna make you raw Gonna make you cry
Gonna make you sore ill tell you why
Ooh ooh ill give you spider loving
Blood on the walls of London town
Satan’s evil in a nylon gown
Evil cakes fiery lakes
Nannageddons coming with a demon in a wig
Nannageddons coming with a demon in a wig
The Thames is red, the moon is dead
Little jimmy’s crying got a needle in his head
Night time creatures, Aged beasters
Chasin you down huntin you down draggin you down, Like an aged demon
Wrinkled evil, Sucking the live from the youthful faces
The moon is dead, cant compare
Wrinkled evil in an aged nightmare
Soup soup a tasty soup
Soup, a spicy carrot and coriander
A chilli chowder
Crouton, crouton
Crunchy friends in a liquid broth
I am gazpacho, oh
I am a summer soup, oh
Miso miso fighting in the dojo
Miso miso oriental prince in the land of soup
Do you love me
Are you playing your love games with me
I just wanna know what to do cause I need your love a lot
O come on now,
Do you love me
Are you playing your love games with me
I just wanna know what to do cause I need your love a lot
O come on now
Moving too fast this isn’t a race, hmm
Baby back off and lower the pace now,
Slow it down and give me some space
Moving too fast this isn’t a race
Im old Gregg
Yea I think you said
Come on don’t make me beg now
Cause im not your regular guy
don’t be shy now
Do you love me?
My name is milky Joe
I get the slow flow
When I look around there aint nowhere to go
You drank the milk, he said you coco loco
You try to hide but im already inside your mind
Feel my coco beats
Je m’appelle Joe de Lait
Isolation
I love the chosen one
Loving him is so much fun
We love the chosen one
Not as much as me
I love him with all my heart
I love him with my body parts
We love the chosen one
I stick my finger up his…that’s enough music for today0 commenti 921 giorni
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the facts of life
* Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
* At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
* You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.
* Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator.
* Reading when you're drunk is horrible.
* Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
* Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
* You never know where to look when eating a banana.
* Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.
* Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.
* Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.
* You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
* Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.
* The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad.
* The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.
* Some days you see lots of people on crutches.
* Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee, flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.
* Old women with mobile phones look wrong.
* Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.
* Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
* You can't respect a man who carries a dog.
* There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something.
* No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.
* Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had his arm broken by a swan.
* The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.
* You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.
* Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.
* Bricks are horrible to carry.
* In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.
* Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad4 commenti 938 giorni
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Tipo di formazione
- Università:
- University of Abertay Dundee, 2008
health sciences - Scuola:
- The wallace high school, 2001
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Linzi Walker25 settimane faHey stranger.How r u gettin on?Wot hav u been gettin up 2?Still workin in Fattys?xxx
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27 settimane fa
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haha i think i might hav 2 get a boob job for next year to catch up with u guys
i shld be bk at like half 10 2moro dont u worry 
and u'll still be in bloody bed! tut tut
c ya then
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ps. lets take our shoes off!
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Daryl Hamill38 settimane faa deadli road trip on the bus lol is the train nt quikr
wat u at the day
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Daryl Hamill38 settimane fa
r u gona b on tha flight to deadli drunk on the yeah i think so do you haha
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Daryl Hamill38 settimane fa
ive alot of catchin up to do i take it lol i needa get trainin get myself bck in2 the buckie n vodka lol how was uni the day
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Daryl Hamill38 settimane fa
here i was like lookin for ur bebo and i culdn find ya
i was lookin for stu
n then it clickd lol
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PG Tips48 settimane fa
mummy!!
was santa gd 2 u? u missing the family home hehehe!!
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48 settimane fa
Linzi Walker
Heya
How r u??Did u have a good xmas??was santa good 2 u??
Wot r u gettin up 2 for new year??
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48 settimane fa
Neil Wallwin
hellow
sorry didnt get time to phone you today, and im not going to now seeing as its 4:37 but i'll phone you tomorrow hopefully before limelight, still dont know if im going but i'll try and make an effort.
im away to sleep
see you tomorrow love you
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PG Tips51 settimane fa
call supernanny ur children r out of control!!!
love from
the one who falls 2 get ur attention
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Octopussy Dundee51 settimane fais ur name really Christine English??
add the octo love
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Octopussy Dundee51 settimane fa
OCTO?????
into the Christine English my dear lady???
add me
BOOM x
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Mandy 'Dick'Son51 settimane fahey hey get of bebo and do ur work lol xxxx
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Nix Durrant51 settimane faI MISS YOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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Mandy 'Dick'Son55 settimane fa
hello hows the work going i board hehe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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fuggin neeeeommmmmmmm,,, or swing and miss whichever you chose.
Chris Walker 0 rispostethis is you as the devils maessenger/however you spell it.
Neil Wallwin 0 rispostetotally realistic
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