Step 1: Put your MP3 player or whatever on random.
Step 2: Post the first line from the first 20 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing the song (unless ridiculously obscure)
Step 3: Post and let everyone you know guess what song and artist the lines come from.
Step 4: Strike through when someone gets them right
Step 5: Looking them up on Google or any other search engine is CHEATING!

1] listen when i say, when i say it's real
2] am I correct to defend the fist that holds this pen?
3] lay your head down, just for now, space fills your mind and you dream, a while<
4] nobody stop me, i wanna slit your throat and fuck the wound
5] my ever waking contempt for our sick way of life steals from me
6] i wake up every morning, bright and early, roll out of bed but i'm never quite alone
7] oh my goodness, what have i done?!
8] like a target drawn across my chest, she's a bullet in russian roulette
9] you've seen me, last night, working the room, had their chests going tight
10] gathered together, the feared men in the banquet hall
11] lord, you know i've cried, a thousand tears tonight
12] if ever words were spoken, painful and untrue
13] out in the sunshine, i can't hack it, give me the night in a black jean jacket
14] hey there, sugar baby, saw you twice at the pop show
15] miss jones taught me english, but i think i just shot her son
16] i feel nothing, fuck like sick despair, all this suffering, god damn don't you care?
17] in the middle of a gunfight, in the center of a restaraunt
18] alright, this is from our hearts, sincerity over simple chords
19] the pressure is building and nothing's fulfilling
20] oh shit, get your camera's ready; it's about to go down!

i seriously laugh too much these days. and i hate forgetting funny things. so i'm gonna keep a blog of it all (:

Mattiéu says:
HAVE SEX WITH ME! :@
NO D;
*bites face off*
AMFGS (U)

^ haha. the goat got raped by the monkey.


anna-marie says:
what day is tomorrow?
jordan lulz says:
i have no fucking clue



Jorgasmic says:
spamspamspamspamspam
Stephanie says:
Thats Meat ^
anna-marie says:
lolwut?
Stephanie says:
Thats Meat In A Tin
Jorgasmic says:
your mum had my meat in her tin last night



Calum says:
HA
anna-marie says:
fuck you?
Calum says:
perhaps?
Calum says:
bit of a whimsically illegiable question is it not?

i meant "!" not "?"



Stephanie says:
i bet the other peguins take the piss out of them! " F U C K I N G P O O F S !"




"I have a huge secret to tell you. it's massive. are you ready for it? right. ok. here we go... i don't play the violin. I JUST DON'T SEE THE POINT!" - jordan


Mattiéu says:
well in the words of margaret thatcher
Mattiéu says:
BRB SOUP


Stephanie says:
btw i think lamb of god sound like africans
Stephanie says:
They're good africans though

okay, steph...


"I'm not suspicious, but I don't do that!"
"Dandelion and Bird Stock?"
"I wish I'd answered the door to the fed-ex man!"
"SIGN MY COCO POPS!"
lol jen <3


anna-marie: did you have golden time?
jordon: yeah, but we didn't have frogs!

steph: we've always been fags! WAIT! I mean chavs!

"he'll be after a hit. all he'll get is the shits." LOLOLOL

stephanie: hi i'm stephanie. i'm a door.

jordon: us emos tend to stck to corners. we're like pakis.

stephanie: HEY YOU! can i get one of them vests?

stephanie: awwwwwww they didn't wave back!

jordon: it's got an aweful small trunk...

jordon: you think you can control me?! well you can't! I can go in the bushes and you can't do a fucking thing about it! *jumps in bushes* oww...it's up my bum...

jordin: this dog has no respect for personal boundaries!

anna-marie: i have butterflies
jordan: do you keep them in a cage?!

jack: my hands smell like helmet.

"she wouldn't know the difference between a poke and a blueberry muffin!"

jordan: vagina rubbing for the lulz

stephanie: that way i still have a fiver for an emergency. like if i need a drink.

Niamh: Just write them a letter saying why you deserve a job at sexsavers.
Me: SEXSAVERS?! I was on about applying at specsavers, girl!
Melissa: What are you trying to say about her?!
Niamh: Well, she did say she was desperate for the money...
*we all dye laughing*



anna-marie says:
who the fuck is pete min?
and what were you doing with a hottie and a cuppa soup?


"You, madam, are the DEVIL. And nobody likes to play monopoly with the FUCKING DEVIL!"

"Can spiders talk?"

"Me and my girls, we got issues.."

"TOILETS ARE ALWAYS FUNNY!"

"You know I don't like egg on my face!"

Oakley says:
without sounding like some form of jew?
but i came out sounding amish. so really its s'all good.
u get me?




anna-marie gotta get out of this godforsaken town says:
awwwwwwwwwww ):
why the fuck do i smell like a hamster?
i mean really wtf.
Melissa says:
a hamster?!
like a hammy hamster?
hamsters smell kind of like ham..
irony
lol
anna-marie gotta get out of this godforsaken town says:
lmfao
no
not hammy
like
well like snowball
not listeral snowballs
my hamster was called snowball
she smelled like her cage
which was kinda like, woodchips and hamster food
and she kinda smelled like stale piss for the last month of her life too
OMFG I JUST TOLD YOU I SMELL LIKE STALE PISS WTF
ANNA STFU
i think i have tourretes ):
Melissa sa

i laughed a hell of a lot that day thanks to connor divers on msn.


Anna-Marie/Matty ;] says:
WHERE THE HELL IS THAT LOAF WHEN YOU NEED IT!?

Connor, aight? =] I'm getting played by you, Deja Vu( says:
I'd be like ".......I think I'd rather just cuddle TBH"
Anna-Marie/Matty ;] says:
ROFL

Anna-Marie/Matty ;] says:
every time i have a sandwhich for the reast of my life, I will think of you and him XD

Anna-Marie/Matty ;] says:
i mean, she goes to all the effort of being two faced and she couldn't make at least ONE pretty?
Connor, aight? =] I'm getting played by you, Deja Vu( says:
THATS THE BEST THING IVE HEARD THIS WEEK



he's the best tbf