Imagine if all the major brands started selling their own condoms and kept their original tag-lines...

Sainsbury condoms - making life taste better

Tesco Condoms - every little helps

Nike Condoms - Just do it

Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life

KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good

Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hand

Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load

Abbey National Condoms - because life is complicated enough

Coca Cola Condoms - The real thing

Ever Ready Condoms - keep goin and going

Pringles Condoms - once you pop, you can't stop

Burger King Condoms - Home of the Whopper

Goodyear Condoms - "for a longer ride, go wide"

Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain?

Flash Condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hard
work

Halford Condoms - we go the extra mile

Royal Mail Condoms - I saw this and thought of you

Andrex Condoms - Soft, strong and very very long

Renault Condoms - size really does matter!

Domestos Condoms - gets right in the rim

Heineken Condoms -reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach

Carlsberg Condoms - probably the best condom in the world

Pepperami Condoms - its a bit of an animal

Polo Condoms - the condom with the hole!!(VERY poor seller !!)

McDonalds Condoms - I'm Lovin' it!

Height : 5ft 4
Weight : 8st 9
Birthday : oct 13
Town you were born in : Stirling
Single or Committed : single
Favorite band : dont kniow too many
Favorite sports team : none! football is so overated
Favorite drink : Smirnoff
Favorite getaway : Gym
Favorite pasttime : Banter
Favorite reality show : Katie & Peter the next Chapter
Best thing to ever happen to you : lots of things
Favorite clothes : it all depents, hot pants and a nice top
Your hair color : Blonde, but im getting it changed
Pepsi or Coke : Diet Coke
Do you kiss on the first date : Yes
Chocolate or Vanilla : Chocolate
Favorite restaurant : Frankie & Bennies
Favorite movies : My Girl, Gregorys girl
Love or money : Love
Blondes or Brunettes: Blondes
Your ambition : Live life to the full and never look back
Ever bungee jumped : No would defo be up for it though
Ever swam in the ocean : Yes
Ever been in love : yes
Ever broken someones heart : Yes
Had your heart broken : Yes
Broke a bone : Nope
Favorite TV show character : SPONGEBOB!!!
Cats or Dogs : Dogs
Pizza or Burger : Pizza
Your first crush : Canni mind
Ever lied to your parents : Yes
Worst fear : Some1 i love die
Your weakness : Dont trust people
Any tattoos : Yes
Favorite subject in school : History
Kisses or hugs : Kisses
Done anything you regret : Yes
Passive or aggressive : Aggressive lol
Morning or Evening : Evening
Summer or Winter : Summer
Ever won a sports medal : Yes
Ever been out of your country : Yes
Your dream vacation : Bahamas
Best gift you have received : .....pass
Favorite Actor : David Boreanaz
Favorite Actress : Emily Deschanel
Best compliment someone gave you : Your Perfect LOL its all lies
Do you hate anyone : Hate it such a strong word
Hip-hop or Rock : Both
Favorite perfume : Fantasy
Ever been fined by a traffic cop : Nope
Country you : Spain
Ever been to a drive-in-movie : Nope
Ever lied to teachers in school : Yes
Craziest thing you : hmmm.... Loads
Your craziest dream in life : Move abroad and open a bar
Ever dyed your hair : Yes
Favorite day of the week : Friday
Favorite childhood memory : Christmas's
Do you swear a lot : Me swear NEVER! lol
Ever puked at a party : No
Ever danced all night long : Yes until i felt sick
Have a crush on anyone : Yeah
Your best buddy these days : i'd say Hazell these days tell her everyhin
Are you a health freak : id say no but i do go to the new gym at forth bank its awsume
Vehicle you drive : ma mums focus occasionally as i am unnemployed right now and can't afford a car lol

1. Your Name:
2. Age:
3. Favorite position (s) ?
4. Do you think i'm hot?
5. Would you have sex with me?
6. lights on or off?
7. Would you have to be drunk?
8. Would you take a shower with me?
9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me?
10. Would you leave after or stay the night?
11. Do you like cuddling afterwards?
12. Condom or skin?
13. Do you give Oral pleasures?
14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures?
15. Have sex on the first date?
16. Would you kiss me during sex?
17. Do you think I would be good in bed?
18. Three sum?
20. How many times would you like to cum?
21. Can we take pictures of the act?
22. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?