Ok boys and girls, it has come to our attention recently that allot of people do not fully understand the correct use of the word ‘gang’. So here is a little guide on how to correctly use the word in everyday circumstances without making you look like a gimp. Firstly, forget any ideas you may have on what the word gang means. To put it simply gang is a word stopgap. Let’s say that you are mid sentence and you can’t think of the word you are trying to say...simply insert the word gang and continue. In this regard it has no specific meaning and is subjective and open to interpretation.

It can however be used as a verb & adjective. Being used as a verb it is most commonly used in the first person. “I ganged it out of it...” Translation...I did it with great enthusiasm. “Let’s gang it out...” Translation...Let’s go. “I ganged some food out of it...” Translation...I ate some food. “Are you ganging it into town to get bolloxed...” Translation...Are you going into town to enjoy a few light drinks. To which the correct answer would be “Yeah man, we will gang the fuck out of it” or, “Nah man, I am ganged” Translation...Yes lets go or, No I am too tired. “I ganged this bird out of it...” Translation...Well, maybe that’s best left up to your imagination

Gang can be used flippantly as an adjective also. “This is gang food...” Translation...This is nice food. “Look at that gang bird...” Translation...Look at that very attractive woman. “Look at that gang car...” Translation...Look at that shit box heap of junk over there or it can equally mean that’s a very nice car and must have cost the owner a pretty penny. This is a classic example of when gang can have mixed meanings. “I got a gang burger...” Translation...I got a nice burger.

There are also a few gang phrases which have specific meanings relating to specific activities.

Gang climbing – Climbing a mountain, choosing the most dangerous, stupid, difficult route up and down.

Gang factor – A phrase used to describe a situation. The gang factor describes how weird, dangerous, lucky, sick or gay a situation is.

Gang shinning – Taken from the film the shinning where two or more people say the exact same thing at the same time. Made all the more interesting because the people are usually talking some short of irrelevant shite.

Other non gang related phrase used to visually describe a situation or circumstances are;

Breakdance Juice – Alcohol.
Hyena master – Robbing some else’s drink when they leave it down in a night club.
Predator face – Ugly looking woman.
Brain shaker – A method of increasing ones hangover by shaking their head violently.
Murder gaff – Dodgey looking house with boarded up windows.
Murder light – A flickering light as seen in every single horror film ever made.
Slippery Pigeon – A drunken dance move involving involuntary movement of the head from side-to-side.
Junk bag – A person who is on drugs or chav like.
Gun show – “Going to the gun show” Working out or going to the gym.
Family box - Derogatory term used to describe a woman’s “special” area.

I hope you have found this lesson somewhat helpful....

Remember gang it out to the max...