Stephen Carter
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- Messaggio personale
- Seen it all. Done it all. Can't remember most of it.
- Tutto su di me
- Nursery school teacher says to her class, 'Who can use the word 'Definitely' in a sentence?' First a little girl says 'The sky is definitely blue' Teacher says, 'Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be gray, or orange...' Second little boy...'Trees are definitely green' 'Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown.'
Little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks. 'Does a fart have lumps?' The teacher looks horrified and says...'Johnny! Of course not!!!' 'OK...then I DEFINITELY shit my pants...
- Music
- Green Day
- thats right
- A lady walks into her doctors office screaming.
She yells, "Doctor, Doctor my breasts are hairy! What do I do?"
The doctor asks, "Well, how long does the hair grow?"
The lady replies, "From here to my penis, but that's a different story!" - Sports
- Football
- Scared Of
- Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.
- Happiness
- A man doesn't know what hapiness is until he's married. By then it's too late.
- good example
- Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.
- life
- Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
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How the fight started...
I rear-ended a car this morning.
So there we are, alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of his car. . .and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny?
Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it. . . he was a DWARF!
He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!'
So, I look down at him and say, 'Well, which one are you then?'
. . and well, that's when the fight started . .0 commenti 615 giorni
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Rodeo Sex
It's when you mount your woman from behind, start going nice and slowly, take her hair and pull her head back slightly and whisper in her ear "Your sister was better than you...", and try to hold on for 8 seconds!0 commenti 620 giorni
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Redneck Mother's to Child
Dear Child,
I am writing this slow because I know that you can't read fast.
We don't live where we did when you left home.
Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home so we moved.
I won't be able to send you the address, as the last family that lived here took the house numbers when they left so that they wouldn't have to change their address.
This place is real nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure if it works too well though.
Last week I put a load in, pulled the chain, and haven't seen them since.
The weather isn't too bad here., it only rained twice last week, The first time it rained for three days and the second time for four days. The coat you wanted me to send you, your Uncle Steve said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. We got another bill from the funeral home.
They said if we don't make the last payment on Grandma's grave, up she comes. John locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were worried because it took him two hours to get me and Shelby out.
Your sister had a baby this morning but I haven't found out what it is yet, so I don't know if you're an aunt or an uncle. If the baby is a girl, your sister is going to name it after me, she's going to call it Mom.
Uncle Pete fell in a whiskey vat last week. Some man tried to pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated and he burned for three days.
Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pick-up truck. Ralph was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your two friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down.
There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much has happened.
PS, I was going to send you some money but the envelope was already sealed.
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How close will you connect to a superstar, a famous scientist, a politician, or an entrepreneur. Release a Drift Bottle to find it out!
In 1967,Harvard social psychologist, Stanley Milgram performed an experiment to determine the extent of social networks in the United States, his experiment inspired the notion, Six Degree of Separation.
Drift Bottle will allow you to confirm Dr.Milgram's findings! Release a drift bottle to a target and find out how will you connect to the target.
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My result is: Eeyore
You are a stuffed animal donkey!... Actually your just really a honest person with a big imagination. People think of you as slow but caring and helpful. Your the type that will do anything for your friends before you do anything for yourself. You do seem sad and bored but really your just a big thinker that daydreams all day. You can be very creative but unsure at things. When someone is in need you can give great advice. At best you are a very shy yet considerate person!
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My result is: Brawler
Much like a hokey player, you don't care if you get hit, just as long as you do more damage to the other guy.
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Ah man great win
Officaly number 1 in world football. Hope Ronaldo stays wit us.
Come on united
do i know yu......
Ye man he will b worth d 30m like! I think he wil b d new ruud v nistelrooy
where ya goin watchin d game buck?
Watz d craic skin
god help d pool next sat! We should play 3 strikers wit tevez' rooney nd berbatov! When ronaldo comes bk! Should b class man
see da game yesterday load of shite,
wats da craic
Well Sir hope the head is good i'd say john is suffering today but he won't admit to it
Well sir hope youre well today I'm wrecked holly was up till 1 then Sarah got up at half three then holly again at 5 john took her and Oisin to sitting room at 6 and I got a sleep till half seven feel like a complete zombie today.
Tanya should come every week kids are all asleep by quarter to eight and I got to change all my beds. We'd a great day as usual she came loaded with prezzies she's awful good. Watching extreme make over here and just thinking today is the day I'll find out if I have a tough 7 weeks ahead or I'm just gorgeous the way I am
So how are you keeping??
Hi it's nice enough here. I went down with Sarah and Oisin last night and fell fast asleep myself I'd a great sleep. Holly was up at 5am Think Tanya's coming up tomorrow for the day. Well no other crake i do have this computer on and do forget to check it.
Hello bro It's dull and more like winter here. We're going to Mary's for lunch but as usual Oisin doesn't want to wear clothes.
hello bro kids are asleep and I'm waiting on yet more ironing how sad!!!!
Bloody raining here sicken ya. See ya later
Alrite sham wats d craic. See d fixtures 4 d premier league r out 2moro
. Ya watching any of euro 2008?
Hey,
I noticed you were a fan of our big brother site last year, and wondered whether you would mind signing up to our new 2008 big brother site please?
Run by the same people, you can expect the same sort of latest updates, and big bro related news. Of course, the housemates are yet to be announced so more info on them will be coming soon, but if you could check it out and possibly sign up, id really appreciate it.
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Andy
Wel skin 2 days away now! Its getting nerve wrecking aint it. Come on d Red Hot Devils!