Where did you take your default pic?
Um, somewhere along the antrim coast, beside an abandoned fishery

What exactly are you wearing right now?
umm, underwear, socks, jeans, hello kitty vest, stripy cardy, and trainers

What is your current problem?
bebo won’t load on the shitty uni pcs

What makes you most happy?
summer and money

If you could go back in time and change something would you?
I dont think so, mistakes are made for a reason, and you learn from them…basically I think the decisions you make mold you as a person…

Name something obvious about you:
I have breasts

What's the name of the song that you last listened to?
god i dunno...ummmm, sigur ros - gobbiligook

Any celeb you would marry?
tegan quin

Name someone with the same birthday as you?
Ummmm, jonny depp

Do you have a crush on someone?
yup

Ever sang in front of a large audience?
not for ages and ages

What do you usually order from Starbucks?
caramel macchiato, or a latte

Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
nope

Do you speak any other languages than english?
bad French, even worse german, a few words in irish

What magazines do you read?
diva, national enquirer

Have you ever ridden in a limo?
no

Has anyone you've been really close with passed away?
grandparents

Do you ever watch MTV?
nope

What's something that really annoys you?
ignorance and homophobia

Chapter 1:

Middle name(s):
Joanne

Nickname(s):
Stef, Steffers, Stefanwy, various sickly ones that sarah decides to call me

Current location:
GO96

Eye color: green


Chapter 2:

Do you live with your parents?
only at the weekends

Do you get along with them:
about as much as can be expected really

Are your parents married/separated/divorced/widowed
married

Do you have any siblings?
4 sisters and 1 brother

Chapter 3:

Favorite Ice cream flavor:
mint choc chip

Season:
summer

Shampoo/conditioner:
ehhhh, whatevers going really

Chapter 4:

Do You Sing in the shower:
only if theres music

Write on your hand?
all the time

Call people back:
only if I want to talk to them

Believe in love:
yup

Sleep on a certain side of the bed:
yup

Have any bad habits?
Um, talking too much, being a distraction, biting my nails (only when im stressed though)



Chapter 5:

Have You Ever Broken a bone:
my wrist


Gotten stitches:
yup

Taken painkillers FOR PAIN:
what else would you take them for?

Been scuba diving:
nope, fear of water fucks that one up

Thrown up in a restaurant:
nope, but hahaha, that would be soooo funny

Sworn in front of your parents:
all the time and am always ate for it

Had detention:
yup, for being late and for not excusing myself from games

Been sent to the principal's office:
once in jr high, and I near kakked myself

Been called a hoe:
All the time, seems to be the only thing my gf calls me 

Been called a stank-ass mongoloid elf-tit lookin' sonofabitch?
not quite those words....but im sure something like it


Chapter 6:

Who was the last Person to text you?
mum

What did it say?
what are we doing tomorrow?

Person to call you:
sarah

Person you hugged:
clare

Person you tackled?:
clare

Thing you touched:
my phone

Thing you ate:
a really old cream egg we found in the cupboard 

After every flight, Quantas pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet," which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, then
the pilots review the gripe sheets right before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor.

Here are some of the actual maintenance complaints submitted by the Qantas' pilots (as marked with a P) and the solutions recorded (as marked with an S) by the maintenance engineers.

By the way, it is relevant to note that Qantas is the only major airline in the world that has never, ever, had an accident!

P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.

P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

P: Something loose in the cockpit.
S: Something tightened in the cockpit.

P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on backorder.

P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

P: Evidence of a leak on the right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.

P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume reset to a more believable level.

P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what friction locks are for.

P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.

P: The number 3 engine is missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after a brief search.

P: Aircraft handles funny. (I love this one!)
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right and be serious.

P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.

P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.

And the best one saved for last......

P: Noise coming from under the instrument panel. Sounds like a midget
pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from the midget.

1. Full Name: Stephanie Joanne Kelley
2. Nicknames: Stef, Steffers, Stefanwy, Kelly
3. Birthday: 9th June 1988
4. Born in: Craigavon
5. Currently Living: Craigavon / Portstewart
6. Zodiac Sign: Gemini
7. Male or female: Female
8. School: Uni of Ulster Coleraine
9. Occupation: Student
10. On Bebo or Myspace: both
11. MSN Screen Name: Stef x

M y A p p e a r a n c e..x

12. Hair Colour: auburn at the mo
13. Hair Length: short at 1 side, even shorter at the other
14. Eye colour: blue/green
17. Braces? nope
18. Glasses? sometimes
19. Piercings: ears, lip
20. Tattoos: 5, hopefully more soon
21. Righty or Lefty: lefty

M y F i r s t s..x

23. First Award: swimming badge, or GB cant really remember
24. First Sport You Joined: hockey, r swimming
25. First pet: Fishes
26. First Real Holiday: Holland
27. First Concert: Westlife
28. First Love: adam (haha and look at us now)

M y F a v o u r i t e s..x

29. Movie: clockwork orange
30. TV programme: hollyoaks, eastenders, the lword
31. Colour: green
32. Rapper: dont like rap music
33. Band: tegan and sara, the reason
34. Song Right Now: emm.. one night only - just for tonight
35. Friends: clare, kat, alan and scott

37. Sport to Play: tennis is always a laugh, i completely lack coordination
38. Restaurant: Yokos
39. Favourite clothes shop: cult, primark, topshop
40. Shoe Store: schuh
41. School Subject: l'histoire
42. Animal/s: cats
43. Book: ummmm, i have that many
44. Magazine: Q or rolling stone

I m C u r r e n t l y..x

46. Feeling: nervous
47. Single or Taken? very single
48. Have a crush: Do i waaat?
49. Eating: nothing
50. Drinking: Dr Pepper
51. Typing: This
52. Online: uh huh
53. Listening To: The Klaxons - no diggity
54. Thinking About: A Certain Sum1
55. Wanting To: hahaha
56. Watching: nowt
57. Wearing: jeans, tshirt, and my hello kitty hoodie

M y F u t u r e..x

58. Want Kids? nope
59. Want to be married? nope
60. Careers in Mind: teacher i guess
61. Where do you want to live: USA
62. Car: VW bug

T h e O p p o s i t e S e x..x

63. Hair colour: dont really mind hair, tbh, i like hair that doesnt look natural tho
64. Hair length: Short
65. Eye colour: green, r light blue
67. Cute or Sexy: Sexy
68. Lips or Eyes: eyes
69. Hugs or Kisses: can i not have both?
70. Short or Tall: taller than mee
71. Easygoing or serious: easygoing, life's too short to be serious
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: spontaneous, romance is kinda lost on me
73. Fatty or Skinny: inbetweenie
74. Sensitive or Loud: somewhere in the middles
75. Hook-up or Relationship: relationship, but ive nothing against hook-ups
76. Sweet or Caring: sweet
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: i have a real thing for trouble-makers

H a v e I E v e r ?..x

78. Kissed a Stranger: yup
79. Had Alcohol: of course not, who do you think i am???? teetotal, thats me! lmao
80. Smoked: yup
81. Ran Away From Home: occasionally
82. Broken a bone: my wrist
83. Got an X-ray: like 2-3 times a yr
84. Made some one cry: uh huh
85. Broken Someone’s Heart: im currently painfully aware that i have
86. Broke Up With Someone: yeah
87. Cried When Someone Died: of course
88. Cried At A Wedding: yup

D o I B e l i e v e I n ?..x

89. God: yes
90. Miracles: mmm..
91. Love At first site? no
94. Soul Mates: nope
95. Heaven: yes
96. Hell: yes
97. Angels: yes

Truth Questions:

98. Ever been in love for a long time? yes
99. In Love With Someone Now? not love, per say, more i want something because its unattainable
100. He in Love with you? hahahahahahaha, oh gloriously straight quizzes