Matt Wood
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- Membre depuis: January 2007
- Dernière connexion: Il y a 8 semaines
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- Hi i'm matt, i am 19, although my profile says im 106, i live in shitsford (winsford) and i collect bonsai. I am currently Dossing after finishing college, waiting to get a full time job, and it is fun! I am currently trying to use up all of the one thousand characters im allowed to use in this box. so....... more about me, i like a good laugh, and i always laugh at other peoples expence, i hate my computer and believe it is conspiring against me. i love to get pissed, and will do so at any opportune moment, i also like using long words to make me look smart. I'm qualified to drive a tractor, and spray industrial Chemicals
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- Mon autre moitié
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Scottish Matt, been married forever!
- Music
- A bit of everything, except dance, and rap, and that shit where the people sound like chipmunks.
- Films
- Mostly comedies, scary movie 1, 2, 3, 4. Simpsons, LOTR
- Sports
- I Hate all sports, especially the ones where they are paid stupid amounts for doing fuck all, and are always complaining and demanding pay rises (Coughfootballcough)
- Scared Of
- Dieing, I find the thought that it is meant to be like sleeping very creepy, because when you go to sleep the next thing you know its the morning, but if you're dead, then what? And spiders, I like them in tanks and cages etc, and Dave who lives in my car is Ok because he leaves me alone. Clowns terrify me also!
- Happiest When
- Slightly Intoxicated, Sleeping, Gossiping, Outside, Playing Wii, Laughing at the retardation of our customers at work.
- Food / Drink
- Cheese, Lettuce, Potato's, Chips, Crisps, Kiwi, Grapes, Apples, Lychees, Cider, Alcomopops, Shots.
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Summat I stole from andy
1. give me ur number?
2. love me?
3. let me kiss u?
4. have sex with me?
5. watch a movie with me?
6. have dinner with me?
7. drive me sumwer?
8. take a shower with me?
9. be my gf/bf?
10. tell me u think im cute?
11. buy me a drink if i didnt have none?
12. take me home for da nite?my huse r ur huse?
13. let me sleep in ur bed?
14. go on a date with me?
15. re-post dis for me 2 let me answer ur questions?
16. do u think im attractive, beautiful r sexy?
17. do u like my style?
18. do u think im funie?
19. do u care about me?
20. would u dance wit me?
21. would u sing happy b'day 2 me?2 commentaires 416 jours
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Yet Another Random Quiz I Stole From Ali
1. How's your heart lately?
Fucking shatered.
2. When was the last time you went out?
I went down to the allotment a few hours ago.
3. What was the last movie you saw?
LOTR Return of the King - It was on T.v
4. The last place you went?
Garden centre
5. Miss someone?
Ali, Matt, ppl in the north.
6. What made you smile today?
Yer Face
7. Are you scared to fall in love?
Yes, yes I am.
8. When was the last time you were drunk?
Erm.... Matts 'get together like a month ago*
9. Ever thought you were in love?
Supposedly.
10. What is your status right now?
Free!!! I feel like a black man after the abolition of slavery.
11. Did you dream last night?
Nope, too tired.
12. What were you doing this morning at 7 am?
Getting ready 4 work :'(
13. What were you doing this morning at 10 am?
Working
14. What were you doing this afternoon at 12 p.m.?
Working
15. Name a country you want to visit:
Japan
16. How many piercings do you have?
Zero
17. Do you have a tattoo?
Not yet, but I want one.
18. What was the last thing you ate?
Pizza
19. What was the last thing you drank?
Midori and Pepsi
20. Last text message received.
Cheers, I was gonna ask u 2 send them 2 me.
21. Do you have a nick name?
Long Haired Hippy.
22. Things you need to do everyday?
Casual Masterbation,
23. Are you a type of person who easily gets hurt?
Yes, I always twat me head.
24. The last thing you said to one of your friends?
she does omg shes a skank!, Shes Fucking Hideous
25. The last person who called you?
Mother Darling.
26. The last person who sent you a message?
Mother
27. Rate your day 1-10.
5
28. Anything exciting happen today?
erm.....
29. What color is your bra?
Peach
30. Do you ever lie about your age?
Nope, I'm old enuf to do most things
31. Type something that is on your mind?
I want to stab that Danish Cunt!
32. How many things in your past do you regret?
Lost Count.
33. Do you have a best friend?
Yes, I have two major ones, Ali, and Matt
34. What do you want to be when you grow up?
Rich, Sexy
35. Who was the last person you hugged?
Susi
36. Have you ever had your heart broken?
Yes, Yes I have.
37. Whos the last person you kissed?
See, I'm gonna seem sad now, cus susi wouldn't, so I'm gonna have to say mum.
38. Do you like your life?
Meh, I want more monies.
39. Do you shop at Hollister?
Whats Hollister?
40. Has one of your friends ever stabbed you in the back?
Yes, But I do it back many times.
41. Did you forgive them?
Can't remember, If I stabbed you in the back, tell me if I forgave you for stabbing me in the back.
42. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?
Girls
43. How long have you had bebo?
2 Yrs I think.
44. Have you ever skipped school?
yes
45. Has anyone ever cheated on you?
Dur
46. Have you ever slapped a girl in the face?
Highly Likely when I hanged with Ali at School
47. What is your biggest fear?
Clowns, Giant Spiders.
48. Has anyone close to you ever passed away?
Yes twice.
49. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
Pass, cant remember
50. Have you ever not been able to get someone out of your head?
Susi said I did.
51. Do you believe -once a cheater, always a cheater?
Yeah sure, unless the sex is good.
52. What color is your underwear?
Black and white stripes.
53. Do you ever wish you were a man?
Yep, Damn those straight women are hot!0 commentaires 420 jours
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Another Random Quiz Thing Stolen From Ali
1) Ever been in a fist fight?
Yes
2) Ever been drunk?
Yes, Yes I have
3) Ever been high?
Couple of times, man I hate the Glass floor in Blackpool Tower!
4) Ever crashed a car?
Not Properly, but I've lost My Wing mirror Twice
5) Ever see someone die?
I've seen it on T.v
6) Are you afraid of anything?
Yes
7) If so what?
Clowns, Spiders
Are you ticklish?
*Nods*
9) If so where are you most ticklish?
Sides.
10) Are you religious?
Nope
11) If so what's your religion?
Favourite Religion is Buddhism, Hehe they worship a little fat man!
12) Are you excited for school to start?
Nope, Wooo I've finished it now!
13) Do you play video games?
Yp
14) Ever been tied up?
I've been tied to a fence with a cable tie during P.E once.
15) What body part do you hate most?
Beer Belly
16) Have you ever bitten someone?
Yes, yes I have
17) If you could change your name what would it be?
Dave
1 Do you like someone right now?
Yep
19) Meanest thing you've ever done to someone?
Pass
20) Ever cut yourself?
Not intentionally, I sliced the top of my finger by accident once, blood everywhere!0 commentaires 474 jours
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What kind of friend are you?
My result is: Puppy
You're a faithful, loving friend with countless ways of cheering him/her up. When they call for you come and you depend on them for some essential things. Love is a major part of your friendship and you're just TOO cute to say no to! (if you really WERE a puppy)
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are you pretty or darn right ugly?
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Who is the Biggest Cunt on T.V.
- Vanessa Feltz
- Richard Maddely
- David Cameron
- Jamie Oliver
- Joe Swift (guy from Gardeners World)
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With book from the twilight series do you like best?
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fermer Which Desperate Housewife Are You?
 | Bree You are very family orientated and respectable and try to be the perfect housewife. You love cleaning and gardening and have many talents, you try to make everything perfect but it does not always go to plan. You can be a bit of a control freak and tend to have secret thoughts you keep to yourself. You're Bree. |
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 | My Sex IQ is 120 out of a possible 200 The average score is 125 |
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Matt's typing speed
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50 wpm!
he is
faster than 84.8% of Bebo.
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What's your style?
My result is: Sporty
You're laid back and athletic! You wear whatever is comfortable!
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what sports car suits you
My result is: mitsubishi evo
rally your way through everything.. good work
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wat will ur next boyfriends nmae start with
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Which Scooby-Doo character are you?
Shaggy
Scoob's best friend, also with a keen appetite. Scared rether easily, mind.
Which of the seven deadly sins are you?
ENVY
"Envy is the desire for others' traits, status, abilities, orsituation."
Envy means much more than just a wish to have something someone else has. It means also ACTING AGAINST that person,"revenging" in a way, trying to take the "object of our desire" away fromthem, or backstabbing them in some way etc.
Envy means much more than just a wish to have something someone else has. It means also ACTING AGAINST that person,"revenging" in a way, trying to take the "object of our desire" away fromthem, or backstabbing them in some way etc.
Are you (on the inside) a boy or a girl?
You're personality says your a guy(Result 2)
Your New Guy Name:Alex
Your New Guy Look:Tons Of Hollister.and some other abercrombie looks.
Your New Guy Hair:All flippy..hehe..light brown color.
Your New Personality:Jockish,Cool,Popular,and confident.
Your New Music:Rap..Soulja Boi..and Low..=]
You're personality says your a true guy,sorta preppy..and somewhat competitive.But it's okay..cause everyone seems to honor you.:]
Your New Guy Look:Tons Of Hollister.and some other abercrombie looks.
Your New Guy Hair:All flippy..hehe..light brown color.
Your New Personality:Jockish,Cool,Popular,and confident.
Your New Music:Rap..Soulja Boi..and Low..=]
You're personality says your a true guy,sorta preppy..and somewhat competitive.But it's okay..cause everyone seems to honor you.:]
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Are you going to heaven or hell?
My result is: Up the stairs you go!
You love life, and are a goody-two-shoes. You are generally a good person, with a kind and generous heart. You'll be welcomed arms wide open up There! Hope you like philadelphia..
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What Semi-Obscure Simpsons Character Are You?
My result is: Agnes Skinner
You're old! AND a nag!
You're such an overbearing mother that your adult son spends more time with you than with his girlfriend. Lay off the poor guy already!
You're such an overbearing mother that your adult son spends more time with you than with his girlfriend. Lay off the poor guy already!
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haha u will indeed
n yea i do hav hair finally thought i wud jst randomly grow it every1 hates it bt still
im up 4 comin down there at some point 4 sure will b a laugh
see ur life never a dull moment is there haha
yea its sexual anddd its stayed the rite way up this time so cnt complain
alrite mate yea i am hows things down there thought u had died or sumthin
Missing u loads 2 days so cant wait
look out london lol 
matt and ali back togeva add steven to that world will quiver wiv fear lol love u x
late christmas love
runs and jumps into arms MAAAAAATTTTTTTTT
HI
hows u? missing u just wrapping ur pressie
ali
xxxx
me misses u long time
me + u + midori + more booze = fun times 
can't wait to see u agen
still to find out wot part i have in the show.
my manager is still being a prick.
he dont like me I need my matty to beat him up boo hoo
hows the whore behaving is she cleaning or does she not know how to do that? guess wot she needs for xmas a self guide to house cleaning.
hugs and kisses
Ali
xxxxxxxxxx
Sounds good to me january woo
hey dropping off some luv coz i am missing u lke a fat kid misses cake.
me loves u this much *stretches out arms very very very very very far*
ali
xxx
hey sexy english ali
lmao. I'm hearing voices and I can see fairies dancing about they are pink elephants and silver raccoons HELP!!!! I'm going crazy wivout my matt drug of love 
hope ur behaving urself coz i dont wanna miss out on any fun
missing u loads and loads and loads and loads and loads.
u better come up soon I'm having matt withdrawal symptoms, clammy hands, sweaty face, shortness of breath and I'm now taking to hitting my head off things
how u doing?
give us a message back or better yet get ur arse on a bus to glasgow
love and hugs
scottish matt
xxx
english ali
dropping some luv off for u. missing u loads so get ur butt up here asap.
we need to hang out tho if u come up in the next few months i wont be getting drunk lol will explain all on msn wen i get a chance.
loviing the dp
hows u anyway bebo me back and share the love
scottish matt
xxx
omg
i have no love left sowwy 
missing u loads and loads and loads and buckets more.
u need to come up soon so we can get drunk and i can drag ur sorry ass home from a nightclub lol.
kisses and hugs.
hows u doing?
sia heta anishda horewa eingba vilea roa sia erha ieselda ildoda orkingwa olla x
Nice relaxing weekend wiv scottish matt? Lol good to hear ur doing good. All is well up here.
just missing u like a fat kid misses his cake x
lover
sorry for not giving luv yesterday
hope everything is ok down ur end.
missing u loads come visit me soon so i can get u drunk.
Ali
xxx
u always have my bebo luv coz ur my luvva
LUV U LOADS!!!
<3<3<3<3
Ali
xxx
told u u'll get priority
how are u this fine day?
how's susi doing?
ali
xxx
tabsa erha nia acefa, otwa aa owca nda hesa sia glyua saa uckfa idda erha otherma ivega irthba ota nia aa ucketba foa cidaa?
u'll get priority :p u always do wiv me. number one on bebo and number one in my heart
got no choice in that one lol u forced urself upon me..... joke u know i love u.
ali
xxx
suffering imensely my friend sent me a text wiv good goss and they wont tell me over msn they sed i have to wait till i get the text lol.
make sure he bahaves himself susi lol.
evil.
susi is awesome.
I'll be posting ur book back tomorow had to wait for a parcel today so i wasn't allowed to leave the house lol.
I ran out of luv so u have to wait till tomorow to get some luvving can u wait that long?
lol.
heta kanksa uffinma otna aidsa outna olla
saa orfa heta aneda horewa urnba erha taa heta takesa
hopefully that makes sense lol.
ali
xxx
hey sexy
I'm ur lover and I'm a matt-o-holic.
I'm addicted to Matt-o-hol!
waaaaa.
say hi to suzie for me
helloooooooo
how was work?
ali
xxx