Best drinking game EVER!!

Soccer Saturday Drinking Game

Jeff Stelling is a sport television presenter, currently hosting Soccer Saturday on Sky Sports. Gillette Soccer Saturday is a television programme broadcast on Sky Sports in the United Kingdom and the Republic of Ireland during the football season.

Starting at mid-day and lasting up to six hours in total, Stelling hosts a panel of four pundits every week who debate the games coming up and the current issues in the sport until 3pm. When the games kick off the pundits watch a game each, usually from the FA Premier League or FA Cup, and report on significant incidents as they progress.

Drinking game rules are as follows.....

- Everytime a goal is scored:- 1 shot of beer
- Every sending off:- 1 shot of Sambuca (or substitute)
- Half time:- Absolutely no alcoholic beverages may be imbibed during this period.
- Whenever Chris Kamara is talking:- You must be drinking
- Whenever Merson uses stupid rhyming slang (i.e."he's hit the beans on toast"!):- 1 shot of Sambuca
- In the second half, all teams can only be referred to by their nicknames:- Failure to do so results in a 3 beer shot penalty.
- Whenever Swindon Town appear on the vidiprinter: - Last person to shout out 'Mackerel' takes shot of Sambuca.
- Whenever Dundee appear on the vidiprinter:- Last person to shout out 'Football' takes shot of Sambuca.
- Whenever Northampton Town appear on the vidiprinter, last person to shout out 'Cobblers' :- shot of Sambuca
- Everytime Phil Thompson says 'Stevie Gerrard':- 3 shots of beer.
- Everytime Jeff makes an 'A Trialist' joke:- 3 shots of beer.
- Everytime your team score:- 2 extra shots of beer
- Everytime Matty Taylor and 'Goal of the Season' are mentioned in the same sentence:- 1 shot of Sambuca
- Everytime Jeff calls Kenny Deucher 'The Good Doctor':- 1 shot of Whisky
- Any hint of racism (social or otherwise) from any of the pundits:- Quad bombs (4 Sambuca + Red Bull) all round
- Everytime Hartlepool score a goal:- 3 shots of beer
- Everytime a pundit shouts off camera:- 2 shots of beer
- Everytime LeTiss is mentioned in connection with a takeaway: - 1 shot of Sambuca
- Whenever Chris Kamara says "its unbelievable Jeff", all drinks must be downed
- Everytime Jeff mentions "dancing in the streets of TNS: - 1 shot of Sambuca
- Everytime Jeff says "its Doom and Gloom at..." - 1 shot of Sambuca
- Everytime the team 'Keith' is referred to as just being one guy :- 1 shot of Sambuca
- Everytime Brighton & Hove, or Daggers & Redbridge are jokingly referred to as two different teams playing the same opposition :- 1 shot of Sambuca
- Everytime when Arbroath striker Kevin Webster scores and Stelling says "ohh, Sally will be pleased" :- 1 shot of Sambuca.
- Everytime anything bad happens to Craig Bellemy (injury, og, booked, arrested for assault etc.) :- 2 celebratory shots of the spirit of choice.

Absolutely Awesome!!

Q: What do you say to a West Brom supporter with a good looking bird on his arm?
A: Nice tattoo.

Q) What is the difference between a hedgehog and a busload of West Brom fans?
A) On a hedgehog all the pricks are on the outside !!

Q: Did you hear that the British Post Office has just recalled their latest stamps?
A: Well, they had photos of West Brom players on them - folk couldn't figure out which side to spit on.

Q: What do you call a West Brom fan with lots of girlfriends?
A: A Shepherd

Q: What's the difference between a West Brom fan and a trampoline?
A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

I was talking to the West Brom groundsman and commenting on how green and lush the grass was
He replied, "it should be with all the shit that plays on it!!"

Q: How do you kill a West Brom fan when he's drinking?
A: Slam the toilet seat on his head!

Q: Why do West Brom supporters have Moustaches?
A: So they can look like their Mothers.

Q: What do West Brom fans use as birth control?
A: Their personalities.

Q: What do you call a West Brom fan with no arms and legs?
A: Trustworthy.

Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead West Brom fan?
A: Skid marks in front of the dog.

Q: What do you call a West Brom fan in a 2 bedroomed Semi?
A: A burglar

Q: What do you get when you offer a West Brom fan a penny for his thoughts?
A: Change!

The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in.
Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them.
In the distance a voice shouts out "West Brom are good enough to win the European Cup."
Snow White says "Well at least Dopey's alive!"

A policeman caught a fan climbing the wall of the West Brom ground.
He made him go back and watch the rest of the match

Q. What's the difference between the West Brom keeper and a taxi driver?
A. A taxi driver will only let in four at a time.

Q: What's the difference between West Brom and a teabag?
A: A tea bag stays in the cup longer!!!!!

Someone asked me the other day, what time do West Brom kick off?
About every ten minutes I replied.

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