Kung Fu Lady: Thank you for calling the kung fu center how may i help you?

Jess (In asian Voice): Yeah, I am interested in taking some kung fu classes

Kung Fu Lady: Have you ever trained before?

Jess (In asian Voice): Nah, i never trained before except in Hong Kong befre we cam here

Kung Fu Lady: In Hong Kong?

Jess (In asian Voice): Yeah

Kung Fu Lady: What style did you train in?

Jess (In asian Voice): Wing Chong

Kung Fu Lady: Wing Chong?

Jess (In asian Voice): Yeah, What kind of martial arts do you teach?

Kung Fu Lady: Ah the style that i teach is called metsan wong its northern chinese

Jess (In asian Voice): oh well let me tell you about the stuff that i study, it is illegal to strike in the groin because of such pressure and it hurts so bad that they just eliminate this do you guys teach anything like that?

Kung Fu Lady:............ yeah

Jess (In asian Voice): Well i would not be interested in that

Kung Fu Lady: Ok

Jess (In Asian Voice): Ah, how much are your classes?

Kung Fu Lady: Well if your not interested whats the point?

Jess (In Asian Voice): Well i would still like to know how much your classes are

Kung Fu Lady: $75.00 a month

Jess (In Asian Voice): $69.00 a month hmmm thats a lot of money but anyway what else do you teach there it says you have lots of ah kung fu tai chi fantasian weapon evening classes


Kung Fu Lady: Tai Chi we do young style tai chi

Jess (In Asian Voice): Oh do you teach that? Are you the teacher?

Kung Fu Lady: Yes i am

Jess (In Asian Voice): Oh i never heard a female teacher before pretty cool, ah what else you teach you teach ah weapons?

Kung Fu Lady: Yes we teach weapons we teach the ah brod sword

Jess (In Asian Voice): What happens if i ah cut some body maybe cut a hand off or maybe something like dat cut some fingers up? what hapen i get in trouble?

Kung Fu Lady: Well our.....

Jess (In Asian Voice): Cos i dont i come take kung fu i dont wanna lawsuit maybe something like dat

Kung Fu Lady: No n.........

Jess (In Asian Voice): No I dont i dont think ill be very interested yeah if u want to call someone up you shoulda called someone else ok so goodbye

Hangs up