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Hombre, 22, 12
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Información: Hey PEOPLE! Im a spontaneous fello with a thirst for life/vodka, jst under 6ft, with baby blues in da sockets.
Nyts out are great dnt ya fink! Gud tunes crowd of crazy people up 4 anything, oh yeh! Den back to my place and from there... God, its a blur of intravenous drug abuse and unprotected sex, while taking the Lords name in vain. Hi mum!!

It's all sexual chocolate and if you don't agree please feel free to devour the genitals of a syphillis ridden panda !! Yummy........

Keep it funky x

Music:: LL Cool J, Timbaland, U2, Robbie Williams, The Verve, The Goo Goo Dolls, Matchbox 20, Justin Timberlake, Ludacris, Kanye West, Audioslave, Lenny Kravitz, Jamie Foxx, Busta Ryhmes, Chris Brown, Damien Rice.
Movies:: All Sylvester Stallone movies.(it's cheesey don't ya luv it!)

But most of the time i'm easy! Anything with blood, sex, violence!!! Oh yeh!!
Loves:: Friends, family and the odd stranger!
HATES:: People who try 2 take food of my plate!!!and baby seals....jst kiddin! I dnt share food!
Or do yeh eva get da skabs who try to pick at your takeaway on a saturday nyt!!!

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Loss of memory. Wot is it for you after a night out?
1. I know i had a great time!
2. Freak out! Ive been poo pushed! AAAHHH!!!
3. Happens all da time.
4. Memory loss? Me? NEVER? Who im i?
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The Lodge Rocks
Mcgale dat suppose2 b u in d middle,... and yes u r smilin dont tell me u didnt av a good night u fukin lamper!!??
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LOL!! i cant beleive ive just drawn this!!! anyting 4 a cheap laugh!!
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just leaving u a message to declare that u are now the main man in the bush arcade, a feeling that to be honest probably dose'nt turn you on all that much!!lol!! well i hope i still get the odd mention about the place and all that, i'm missing the people, not the place!!!! god why is their no fo...
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Bar and Drinking Jokes

A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"

"No," he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it."

The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"

"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains.

"What's it telling you now?" she asked.

"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties," he said.

The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken then because I am wearing panties!"

The man explains, "Damn thing must be an hour fast."

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One evening, a man walks into a bar and asks for six shots of whiskey. The bartender says, "Six shots? What's wrong?"

"I found out my older brother is gay," replied the man.

The next night, he walked into the bar again and asked for six shots of whiskey. "What now?" asked the bartender.

"I found out my younger brother is gay," replied the man.

The night after that, the man walked into the bar again and asked for six shots of whiskey. "Gee, buddy, does ANYBODY in your family like women?" asked the bartender.

To which the man replied, "Yeah, my wife does."

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Three men, a doctor, a lawyer, and a biker were sitting in a bar talking over a few drinks.

After a sip of his Martini, the doctor said, "You know, tomorrow is my anniversary. I bought my wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedes. I figure if she doesn't like the diamond ring, then at least she will like the Mercedes, and she will know that I love her."

After finishing his scotch, the lawyer said, "Well, on my last anniversary, I bought my wife a string of pearls and a trip to the Bahamas. I figured if she didn't like the pearls, then at least she would have enjoyed the trip, and she would have known that I loved her."

The biker then took a big swig from his beer, and said, "Yeah, well for my anniversary, I got my old lady a t-shirt and a vibrator. I figured if she didn't like the t-shirt, then she could go f*** herself."

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Mark walks into a bar and realizes it's a gay bar, but decides that he really wants a drink. When the waiter approaches, he asks Mark, "What is the name of your penis?"

Mark says, "Look, I'm not into any of that, all I want is a drink." The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your penis."

Mark turns to the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer and asks, "Hey bud, what is the name of your penis?"

The man, with a smile, says, "Timex." Mark asks, "Timex?" The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'!"

A little shaken, Mark turns to the fella on his right sipping on a fruity margarita. "So, what do you call your penis?"

The man proudly exclaims, "Ford, because quality is Job 1." Then he adds, "Have you ridden a Ford, lately?"

Even more shaken, Mark has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name. He turns to the bartender and says, "The name of my penis is 'Secret.' Now give me my beer."

The bartender begins to pour the customer a beer, but asks, "Why Secret?" Mark replies, "Strong enough for a man but made for a woman!"

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Quotes-Drink

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
-- George Carlin

Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth.
-- George Burns

I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs.
-- Robert Downey Junior

I was in for 10 hours and had 40 pints - beating my previous record by 20 minutes.
-- George Best (on a blood transfusion for his liver transplant, not on his Drinking)

A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink.
-- W.C. Fields

I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.
-- George Gobel

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
-- Dean Martin

Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
-- Catherine Zandonella

Twas a woman who drove me to drink. I never had the courtesy to thank her.
-- W.C. Fields

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
-- Henry Youngman

Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
-- Winston Churchill (replying to Lady Astor's comment 'Sir, you're drunk!')

No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or as good as drink.
-- G. K. Chesterton

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
-- George Carlin

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
-- Ernest Hemingway

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
-- Frank Sinatra

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