Here is how it works...
- Open your itunes library
- Put it onto shuffle
- Press play
- For each moment, type the song that is playing

According to my iPod - if my life were a movie - the soundtrack would be like this...

Opening Credits - Guns N' Roses- Patience
Waking up - Soundgarden - Fell On Black Days
First day at school -Thin Lizzy - Bad Reputation
Falling in love - Nirvana - Stay Away
Breaking up - Thin Lizzy - Don't Believe A Word
Prom - Nirvana - Come As You Are - Nirvana
Dance sequence - I Die On My Own Terms - Deeds Of Flesh
Life is okay - Intestinal Ejaculation - Digested Flesh
Breakdown - In My Life - The Beatles
Driving - No More Mr Nice Guy - Megadeth (cover)
Flashback - Debauched Putrefaction - Malodorous
Getting back together - Just Like (Starting Over) - John Lennon
Wedding - Since I'v Been Loving You - Led Zeppelin
Sex scene - Take It Easy - The Eagles
Birth of child - The Thing That Should Not Be - Metallica
Final battle - Steak Knife Face Fuck - Gutteral Engorgement
Death scene - No One Wins - The Berzerker
Funeral song - Even The Gods Must Die - Nile
End credits - Still Got The Blues - Gary Moore

to find flynn and say 'u stoopid faece brain!'
like go 2 his house, knock then say it then leave
even if his dad answers
and then hes like 'waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!?' and im like, not u faggot. then leave
he lyk graps me as im running and bashes me saying stupid little kid
yeah, like he kills me and just throws my body in flynns room
then flynn thinks he did it in his sleep

One day at school Patsy was playing on the play ground.
This was a special day for Patsy as it was his first day at school.
He was busy minding his own business on the monkey bars when the school
bully Hank came along with his gang and started talking to him.
“Who are you and what do you think you are doing!?”
“My names Patsy pleased to meet you!”
“What the hell do you think you are doing get off my monkey bars you gay!”
He pushed patsy off the monkey bars and spat on him, him and his friends
laugh and walk off.

Poor Patsy was left on the ground crying and had blood on his arm.
A boy called Lenny came along and helped him out.
Come on lets go to the sick bay.
So little Patsy and Lenny went to the sickbay.
They got him cleaned up and gave him a sticky plaster.

“Who did this to you asked?” Mr. Bond
“Um I can’t tell you, I might get hurt again”
Lenny looked him in the eye and put his hand on his shoulder and said
“You must tell him and do the right thing”
“Ok. It was.. Hank... I don’t know his last name”
“Thank you I shall look into it immediately” said Mr. Bond

Hank was in class when he got pulled into Mr. Bond’s office
“Have you been bulling again Hank?”
“No I haven’t” said Hank
“Ah yes you have a eye witness not naming names saw you push him and spit
on him”
“ok I won’t do it again” said Hank
“to late you have an afternoon detention” said Mr. Bond

The next morning Hank seen Patsy and his buddy Lenny
“Hey you’re the little sissys who snitched!”
“Get em’ boys!”
Hank and his friends started laying into patsy and Lenny

They were bleeding all over and hurt really bad.
Hank and his friends ran off and patsy lay there crying

The moral of the story: Do not snitch when you get beaten up.
"Especially me nigger" says hank.