when in the springtime of the year
when the trees are crowned with leaves
when the ash and oak and the birch and yew
are dressed in ribbons fair

when owls call the breathless moon
in the blue veil of the night
the shadows of the trees appear
amidst the lantern light


now we've been rambling all the night
and some time of this day
now returning back again
we bring a garland gay

who will go down to the shady groves
and summon the shadows there
and tie a ribbon on those sheltering arms
in the springtime of the year

the songs of birds seem to fill the wood
that when the fiddler plays
all their voices can be heard
long past their woodland days

now we've been rambling all the night
and some time of this day
now returning back again
we bring a garland gay


and so they linked their hands and danced
round circles and in rows
and so the journey of the night descends
when all the shades are gone

a garland gay we bring you here
and at your door we stand
it is a sprout well budded out
the work of our lord's hand

now we've been rambling all the night
and some time of this day
now returning back again
we bring a garland gay

now we've been rambling all the night
and some time of this day
now returning back again
we bring a garland gay

19 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries
with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don t use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds
All Day.

15.Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party
Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock
Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot,
Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going to Have To Let One Of You Go.

W00t! So meeeeee!

1. Whats your Name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Would u kiss me?
6. would u fuck me?
7. Describe me in 3 words?
8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins what would you do?
9. What was your first impression of me?
10. Do you still think the same?
11.. What reminds you of me?
12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
13. How well do you know me?
14. What do you like best about me?
15. Ever wanted to tell me something u could'nt?
16. Could you ever love me?
17. Give me a nickname and explain why?
18. Are you gonna put this on your blog and see what i say bout you?
19.Anything to say before you go?