Q. Why don't they have Christmas at LIT?
A. They can't find three wise men and a virgin.

Q. How can you tell if a LIT student is heterosexual?
A. He can outrun his roommate!

Q. What do you get when you drive quickly through the LIT campus?
A. An undergraduate degree.

Q. What's the first thing a LIT bird does when she wakes up in the morning?
A. Walks home.

Q. How do they separate the men from the boys at LIT?
A. With a restraining order.

Q. What does a LIT student call a UL student after graduation?
A. Boss.

Q. Did you hear that the library at LIT burned down?
A. Naturally, the students were very upset....some of the books weren't coloured-in yet.

Q. Why do LIT graduates put a copy of their diploma in the window of their vehicles?
A. So they can park in handicap spaces.

Q. How do you get a LIT grad off your front porch?
A. Pay him for the pizza.

Q. How many UL students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. One - he holds the bulb and the world revolves around him

Q. How many LIT students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Three - One to change it and two to figure out how to get high off the old one.

Q. What is the difference between a dead dog on the road and a dead LIT student on the road?
A. There are skid marks in front of the dog.

Q. If you see a LIT student on a bike, why should you never swerve to hit him?
A. It might be your bike.

Q What do you have when 100 LIT students are buried up to their neck in sand?
A. Not enough sand.

Q. What do LIT students use for birth control?
A. Their personalities.

Q. You are trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake, and a LIT student. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
A. Shoot the LIT student...twice.

Q. What do u call a LIT student in a suit?
A. The Defendant

Q. What do u call a UL graduate in a suit?
A. The LIT student's lawyer

If you can keep your head
when all about you men are losing theirs
and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you
but make allowances for their doubting, too.
If you can wait but not be tired of waiting,
or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
and yet don't look too good nor talk too wise,
If you can dream but not make dreams your master,

if you can think and not make thoughts your aim,
If you can meet with triumph and disaster,
and treat those two imposters just the same,
If you can bare to hear the truth you've spoken
twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to broken,
and stoop and build them up with worn-out tools,
If you can make one heap of all your winnings
and risk it on one turn of pitch and toss,
and lose and start again at your beginnings
and never breathe a word about your loss,

If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
to serve your turn long after they are gone,
and to hold on when there is nothing in you
but the will that says to them "hold on,"
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
or walk with kings nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
if all men count with you but none too much,
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
with 60 seconds worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
and which is more, you'll be a man, my son.

First of all the bands we saw .......

Friday:

Amy McDonald- I thought she was grand, the rest of the guys thought she was shockin'!!!!

Paddy Casey- Well you can't beat a bit of Paddy now and we all know it.

Future Kings of Spain- Not my cup o' tea.

Sugababes- We were NOT in the car for the Sugababes

Dirty Epics- Well their grand(when its raining outside! )

The Saw Doctors- Epic to the extreme(We're the Joyce Country Ceili Band!!! Playin away and we're doin grand!)

Aslan- A heap of Shite in my opinion(and not a small heap either!)

Mundy- Saw every bit of Mundy and id go to watch it over and over, he was savage. And sparked off a love of Cowboy hats for Gav!

BellX1- Suprisingly Shockin' considerin I love em! Curse that new shite they were bangin out!

Kings Of Leon- Savage from what i heard.

Saturday:

Bowling For Soup- Brilliant! Id never heard of em but after listenin to em on Saturday my first thought was: "When I go home Im definetly going to legally download all their music!". Best off the cuff remark goes to their lead singer: "Oh look a condom(as a condom gets thrown from the crowd), I hope the guys penis still isnt in that, yeah that'd suck for that guy!"

Scouting For Girls- Good Enough.


Newton Faulkner- Grand.

Amy Winehouse- Yeah I thought she was class, big whoop wanna fight about it?

Stereophonics- Class to the max!

Sunday:

Early acts disrupted for us as a result of the Munster Final. More details to follow!

The Kooks- Class, Can't beat the Kooks.

Kate Nash- Great.

Republic of Loose- Sounded class live.

Kaiser Chiefs- My personal favourite, loved every second that I saw .

Now the Personal Experience ......

Had a lovely 3 or so hour drive up to Kildare, Gavin in the backseat and a broken portable DVD player, what more could I want?? Alot more apparently! Well now after seeing some CARPET FIBRES on the back of one of my DVD's Gavin proceeded to call me Pubes for the next 3 days. Clearly he's in the wrong so ignore anything he says!

Overall a lot of walking, alot of laughs, and 2 nights sleeping with Gavin(you heard me) led to a class Oxegen experience. Although i'll have to camp next year just for the experience

The Munster Final:

Twas a nice scorcher of a day, us Clare fans were there minding our own business enjoying the match until those bastards the Tipp fans put up their so called 'flag'. Well us Clare fans were camped at the top of that small hill, we had the wind at our backs and had a lovely view of the screen. When all of a sudden our view was blocked, we were all like: "What the Hell??!!"

The Tipp wankers had propped up their flag blocking our view of the screen, the cheek!! Well it was only a matter of time before a clare fan(quite inebriated) ran down and proceeded to dismantle the aformentioned flag. Much to the adoration of us Clare fans But this only delayed the inevitable. They obviously did NOT take the hint and repaired their flag again blocking our view. This went on till roughly half time, then things went sour.

Again some Clare lads entered the danger area of the Tipp fan-centre and proceeded to break the flag into bits, followed shortly after by a roar of approval from the Clare Contingent. But hostilities over spilled at this stage with a can throwing war ensuing. Cans shortly turned into rocks, rocks turned into camping chairs and then eventually these chairs were broken up so that it was iron bars being tossed over and back. Needless to say fisticuffs were thrown here and there too!

So at half time oxegen staff turned off the Xbox live stage where the match was being shown in order to break up the crowd, and all because of those wankers and their flag!! And after this in rolled the Paddy Wagon. It was clear they supported the Clare fans though obviously because of the colours on the van . But after this event the 2nd half was not going to be seen by anyon