Alala

Thou puking rump-fed blind-worm!

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  • Female, 21, Luv 370
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  • Member since: February 2006
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I am GRAMMARBOT!
Me, Myself, and I
How do thy be doing me good sir/ma'am?
Note to self:
There was a little girl who had a little curl, right in the middle of her forehead. When she was good, she was very very good. But when she bad, she was a bitch!
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Is this a midget I see before me??

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  • What is the best Christmas song?

    1. All I Want For Christmas- Mariah Carey
    2. Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas- Frank Sinatra
    3. Proper Crimbo- Bo' Selecta
    4. Ring Christmas Bells- I don't know who wrote it, but it's the one from Home Alone!
    5. Driving Home For Christmas- Chris Rea

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  • Whats your cup of tea?

    1. ...pants. I love pants.
    2. Shmoke and a pancake....or the occasional bong and a crepe!
    3. Piping hot...
    4. A night in watching a good chick flick and drinking a naggan of vodka...straight from the bottle!
    5. Sometimes you just need to cry...

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  • Coaxment!!!
    Coaxment!!!

    The fact is that coaxment doesn't need any meaning what so ever it can be used in any way what so ever and as much as the person wishes to use it!!!!!

    It is a COAXMENT of a word!!!!!!
    xxxxxxxx

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  • This could be funny...possibly not!

    Dear Alannah,

    The first time i saw you i thought _______. You have a nice______. I really loved our first _______.

    You make me _______. I really love when you ___________. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me =________.

    The thing i say most 2 you is _______. If I saw you now I'd __________. I would build a _______ just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my __________.

    If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars. I would spend hours _______ to you.

    Love n hugs!,
    _______________

    (P.S. ______________.)

    2 Comments 607 days

  • Some questions that need answering...

    1. Who are you?
    2. Are we friends?
    3. When and how did we meet?
    4. Do you hav a crush on me?
    5. Have you ever wanted to punch me?
    6. Wld u kiss me?
    7. Wld u sleep wit me?
    8. If u had 30mins wit me wat wld u do?
    9. Give me a nickname and explain why?
    10.Describe me in 1 word
    11.what was ur first impression of me?
    12.do u still think the same?
    13.What reminds u of me?
    14.If you could give me anything wot wld it b?
    15.How well do u no me?
    16.Whens the last time u saw me?
    17.Ever wanted 2 tell me sumthing u couldnt?
    18.Are you goin 2 put dis on ur blog and c wot i say about u..

    5 Comments 714 days

  • Soundtrack to my life

    -Opening Credits: I Am The Resurrection- The Stone Roses

    -Waking Up: Open Your Eyes- Snow Patrol

    -Eating Breakfast: Old Whores Diet- Rufus Wainwright

    -Falling In Love: Slow Dance- The Flaws

    -Fight Scene: Can I Get A Witness?- Marvin Gaye

    -Toilet Scene: Wouldn't Mama Be Proud?- Elliot Smith

    -Breaking Up: I Think I Lost My Headache- Queens Of The Stoneage

    -Make Up: Let's Get It On- Marvin Gaye

    -Secret Love: Love Rollercoaster- The Ohio Players

    -Life's OK: Days Without Paracetamol- Snow Patrol

    -Mental Breakdown: Ego Tripping At The Gates Of Hell- The Flaming Lips

    -Driving Scene: Road Trippin'- The Red Hot Chili Peppers

    -Flashback: All These Things That I've Done- The Killers

    -Happy Dance: Let's Make Love And Listen To Death From Above- CSS

    -Regretting: It Overtakes Me- The Flaming Lips

    -Long Night Alone: Vegetable- Radiohead

    -Final Battle: Search and Destroy- Iggy and the Stooges

    -Death Scene: Bang Bang You're Dead- Dirty Pretty Things

    -Final Ending: She's A Bad Mamma Jamma- The Ohio Players

    -End Credits: Bron-Y-Aur Stomp- Led Zeppelin

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MY SANDWICH!!!

I'm English, and as such, I crave dissapointment. That's why I buy Kinder Suprise.

I'M RICK JAMES BITCH!!!!

Spider baby- It's got the body of a spider, and the mind of a baby.

'About 30 minutes ago I thought I saw Sigourney Weaver, but...it turned out to be a dead horse...'

I'm Ol' Gregg. I've got a mangina!!

I went to a dinner party for all of the planets & Uranus he knocked up a spaghetti bolgnese. But what happened was there wasn't any parmesan. And I said I'm the Moon, I'm made of cheese why don't you grate it off a portion of me head? And they did & it tasted of baby sick

Illusion Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money... or candy?

I'm an ideas man Michael. I think I proved that with 'Fuck Mountain'.

In the Eighteenth century the Germans discovered this island and named it 'San Diago' which of course means 'a whales vagina'.

In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.

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Which Jane Austen Heroine Are You?

My result is: Elizabeth Bennet

You are memorable, lovely and clever, the life of the party... you always have the perfect thing to say in every situation. Your honesty, virtue, and lively wit enable you to rise above the nonsense and bad behavior that pervade your money-seeking and often spiteful society. Nevertheless, your sharp tongue and tendency to make hasty judgments often lead you astray... if not careful, you can display qualities that you despise - pride and prejudice. But if you can get past negative first impressions, your life and love story will be epic!!!
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Alala wrote
at 12:31 AM on March 22,2008
I loves sudoku, so i do!

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Your result is: pirate

Arrrr!! A pirate be you!

No one has any idea why pirates sometimes talk like Yoda, or why their favorite letter comes after Q and before S, but that's part of their badass pirate mystique. Your favorite methods of killing people involve slicing them up with your scimitar, making them walk the plank, or keelhauling them (which means they're tied to the ship and dragged under the bottom of it until the barnacles cut them to death).

Pretty badass if you ask just about anyone!

Famous colleagues include Jack Sparrow and a bunch of the Caribbean crew, Captain Morgan, Sir Francis Drake, and Captain Hook
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  • Yvonne
    luv Yvonne

    hey ya pet how'r tings.. ya all set 4ur ntr-view? hahaha u did soo bad n my quiz....

    1 week ago
  • Claire Grace
    luv Claire Grace

    My dearest darling alannah of the banana clan.
    I'm terribly sorry i didn't txt back the other day, i was having a mini freak out in the library. I have solved the freak out yet but haven't managed to keep it under control for the time being.
    I do believe i have forgotten what you look like. Infact....who are you??

    4 weeks ago
  • Cassie
    Cassie

    Honey Im home!!!


    Tea is in order!!! :)

    19 weeks ago
  • Louise Murphy
    luv Louise Murphy

    totally coming on to you right now!!! :* :*

    its ok tho right???

    19 weeks ago
  • Cassie
    luv Cassie

    Nope hes on the way now tho i thinkl but he wont be here til 2moro evening sometime. Im very excited!

    Tell everybody i said hi! Except Brendan! :)
    Hows the hub? :) xxx

    22 weeks ago
  • Cassie
    luv Cassie

    We went Hiking up a 2million year old volcano today and swam in some waterfall pools... Its really tough here like.. Going to Hana 2moro. Something like that happened with my car before and it was the fuel line or something...
    Il have to meet this Faye, is she in Kilaloe now full time for the summer. Killaloe is actually really pretty on nice days.I heard ye had thunder and lightening? Tough :) Im getting no tan but doing lots of things instead so i dont care! :)

    22 weeks ago
  • Cassie
    luv Cassie

    Yeah its good fun. We'r in Maui now its very hot but the hostel has a Jacuzzi so its all garavy.. Starbucks is everywhere but havent had any yet. The tea here is quiet disapointing but Cathal is gona bring me some Lyons! Yippeeeeeeee...

    News from home??? :(

    23 weeks ago
  • Vivienne O'Brien
    Vivienne O'Brien

    hey hun im having my 21st on sat the 20th of june in punches hotel. il put an invite up in the dressing room. hope you can make it xxx

    23 weeks ago
  • Cassie
    Cassie

    Aloha!!

    Thanks for the text :) Losers! ;P Joking! Went for a swim and a shop today.., Spent alot of money. Think surfing 2moro and snorkling with turtles after that, its like a fiver! Whoop! Forgot to bring tea bags :( But theres a starbucks outside the hostel so happy days!!! :)

    24 weeks ago
  • luv Stephen Joyce

    I'm back on bebo. I'm feel empty inside. I've new converse. They're cool.

    25 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Noelle Tierney
    luv Noelle Tierney

    hy... tanxz 4 de lift sat night
    ppl used to say dat dere woz a little girl rhyme 2 me when i woz little T_T

    26 weeks ago
  • Louise Murphy
    luv Louise Murphy

    u are a total disgrace!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! nope havent seen i but i shall tack it onto the end of my todo list!!! :D :D

    so tell me whats a happening in the land of alannah???

    26 weeks ago
  • Claire Grace
    luv Claire Grace

    I just saw another girl with your pencil case.


    OK thats a lie but it was funny, right? Right? It so wasn't funny.
    Are your people the small looking dudes that wear all black and sunglasses even when its raining and stand outside my house all the time? Because if they are thats a load off my mind.
    Remember when i used to spell pencil as 'pencile', man you laughed your ass off when you found that one out! I should really learn to spell properly....

    P.S this is also you as well. Just in case you forgot again.

    27 weeks ago
  • Claire Grace
    luv Claire Grace

    I just saw a girl with the same pencil case as you. Want me to take her out? How sad is that? All i have to talk about is what i see in the library!!

    P.S this is you (I thought you should know just in case you've forgotten)

    27 weeks ago
  • Colman Cooke
    luv Colman Cooke

    its not fair i got 100% and now i get no credit cause everyone thinks i wrote it ahhhhh

    27 weeks ago
  • Claire Grace
    luv Claire Grace

    But Alannah, think of the babies!!!!!

    30 weeks ago
  • Claire Grace
    luv Claire Grace

    Alright here it goes, I start on the 8th then i have one on the 21st, 22nd, 27th and then my last one is on the 28th. Then i gotta get myself sorted out for the big A cuz we're leaving on the 5th! Wanna come in my suit case? Its gonna be pretty big.

    30 weeks ago
  • Claire Grace
    luv Claire Grace

    Or nick names that reveal embarrassing stories about them but in a subtle way of course like..."spends hours in the shower" and "played with dolls until he was sixteen" or "used to have a crush on his aunt"... nothing too mean, just general family banter!

    30 weeks ago
  • Claire Grace
    luv Claire Grace

    I was thinking we could have three and call them snap crackle and pop. What do you think? I think these are good solid names that would eliminate any bullying that some names usual cause. I like to think ahead.

    30 weeks ago
  • Rachel King
    luv Rachel King

    I know i want to be finished too. Thye 15th of MAY and then we shall parTAY like it's 1999. How are you getting on?

    32 weeks ago