Alexander Roelích

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Alexander Roelích
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  • Garçon, 20, Câlins 129
  • de Doncaster
  • Statut sentimental : En couple
  • Visites sur le profil: 16 965
  • Membre depuis: February 2006
  • Dernière connexion: Il y a 7 semaines
  • www.bebo.com/BritainsWastedYouth

À propos de moi

Slogan
History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it
À propos de moi
Hi. I'm Alex. I live in a town full of hills with a river running through it. There's a beautiful church and parks and old buildings and music and clubs and drugs and black people and white people and sex and violence and death and life. And shoe shops, for some reason. Loads of them.

I'm 19th, going on 20th, century. My favourite philosopher is David Hume. My favourite medieval king is Charlemagne. My favourite fashion label is Westwood. My favourite Libertines album is Up The Bracket. My favourite facist dictator is Mussolini. It's cool how no-one remembers him. My favourite meal is breakfast... Bagels are my heroin. I hate smoothie companies that try to be my friend. I'll make my own, thank you very much.

Last night my friend James told me he loved me, but he was on pills so I didn't take it seriously.

*I May Not Change The World, But I Guarantee I'll Spark The Mind That Does*
Mon autre moitié
Rob Brogan

Rob Brogan

Please overlook the fact he is Scottish. I have.

Music
Hendrix, Tupac, Oasis, Nirvana, N.W.A, Ice Cube, Stone Roses, UB40, Nas, Cormega, The Gossip, Thin Lizzy, Lost Prophets, The D.O.C, Bob Marley, Babyshambles, Tiesto, Snow Patrol, Led Zeppelin, Luniz, Too $hort, The Libertines, House of Pain, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Bone Thugs, Da Lench Mob, Mobb Deep, Boy Kill Boy, Foals, Dirty Pretty Things, The Who, Ian Brown, The Killers, Arctic Monkeys, White Stripes.

I only especially hate R&B. What is that Ne-Yo kid on about? Does anyone actually know? Oh, and don't get me started on "Apple Bottom Jeans, Boots With The Fur..." What the fuck is that? It's not music anyway...
Scared Of
Wasps... They serve no purpose! They're not in the food chain, they can't make honey and they aren't fluffy! Nature has a habit of extinguishing its most useless experiments, yet the wasp soldiers on... They are as vindictive as they are pointless. They also kill more each year than sharks, crocodiles, spiders and lightening combined! They also look hideous and are yellow... You cannot trust something yellow. FACT. Oh, and it bloody hurts when they sting you.
Enjoys
Girls, Clothes, The Sky, England, Summer, Writing, Music, Fashion, Cars, Skins, Literature, Enterprising
Life
Bit crap at times, isn't it? However, it beats the alternative somewhat.
My Car
I have an immense passion for cars. In my Cupra, wrapped up in twelve and a half feet of steel, glass and aluminium, we find everything- everything- it was that made me fall in love with cars in the first place. A ton and a bit of style, heart, and soul... However good my Audi is- and it's a great car- it doesn't have the same personality or character as the Cupra...

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    • Audi S3 review

      The Audi TT looks like a sports car, but it isn’t. It’s an automotive Ginger Spice, superficially lithe and speedy, but underneath the clothes, all droopy and loose. Like a soggy walnut.

      Interesting, then, that I’ve fallen madly in love with the Audi S3, a car that shares the same turbocharged engine as the TT, along with the same four-wheel-drive system and same six-speed gearbox.

      This is because the S3 doesn’t try to look like a sports car. Apart from the bigger wheels, wider arches and a more crouching stance, it looks like a normal A3, which is an unpretentious hatchback. And because I wasn’t expecting it to garnish the roads with Tabasco sauce, I didn’t really mind the gearbox was a tad vague and the brake pedal acted like a switch.

      And so what if it doesn’t have electric responses when you turn the wheel? Audi, bless them, have never really been able to make a car that handles properly, but for the thousands of doctors and solicitors that buy them, it doesn’t really matter.

      It’s certainly grippy, but it is lacking somewhat in the bends.

      If you want a sharp suit, go to Subaru and buy an Armani Impreza. If you want Boss badging, buy a BMW, but if you want something for work, there’s always good old Audi and Spencer.

      But then I pressed the accelerator pedal and though: Whoa, hold on a minute. The S3 may not be up to much in the bends, but in a straight line it is positively explosive. Even in sixth gear at 70mph, it hurtles towards the horizon like a rabbit.

      I simply wasn’t ready for such vivid performance from what is basically a 1.8-litre, three door hatchback. And that’s where the S3 really scores. By maintaining low expectations, you’re constantly being delighted- by the epic night time dashboard that glows like Los Angeles, by the blue tinted xenon headlamp beam, and most of all, by the Recaro seats. Not since I drove an old Renault Fuego have I ever been quite so comfortable. In a car, that is.

      It’s also been a while since I felt so comfortable with a car. While it doesn’t actually turn heads, it has real-world good looks. What I’m trying to say is that it isn’t Brad Pitt or David Beckham; it’s just a handsome bloke on the other side of the bar.

      And that four ringed badge comes with no unpleasant baggage. When I see an Audi coming up our drive, I’ll rush to the door to see who it is. When I see a BMW, I close the shutters and pretend to be out.

      You buy an Audi because you want a practical, well made tool top convey you, and some passengers, sensibly and with the minimum fuss from your agreeable house in the country to, let’s say, Assaggi in Notting Hill. People with BMW’s go to Quaglino’s, sop they can shout.

      Finally we get to the price: £27,000. Which is a lot for what, as I said, is basically a hatchback. But it is not a lot for a car that does quite so much, quite so well. For the same money you could have a Mitsubishi Evo VI, but you’d arrive looking like Gary Rhodes. Or you could have a BMW 323 Coupé. But you’d arrive everywhere late.

      For the past year or so, I’ve been singing the praises of the Alfa Romeo GTV6, which is £28,000. In fact, I have come awfully close to telling strangers in traffic jams they’ve bought the wrong car. ‘Oi, you. Why are you driving around in that p.o.s when you could have had an Alfa? You are a moron, and I hate you on a cellular level.’

      Well, now there is an excusable alternative. If you really need back seats and you absolutely must have a boot that can take more than one prawn, you may buy an Audi S3. It’s cool, handsome, detached. And much, much faster than you’d think.

      Jeremy Clarkson, 1999

      0 commentaires 646 jours

    • Izellah's Memories

      Well then... This is a blog documenting the memories I have had with my beloved Ibiza Cupra.

      I suppose I'll start logically, from the beginning! I remember the first viewing of the car, handing over the cash and being that excited I couldn't even count it properly. The drive home where I was astounded at how easy she cruised at 90mph.

      Then, back in Doncaster, pimping around with the radio blasting as I couldn't afford a CD player. I remember picking some random car slags up from Bawtry and having to slam my brakes on for some reason, locking up in the process, and destroying my ABS sensor.

      I recall not having tax for my first two weeks in her, hiding whenever I saw a police car.

      I remember trying to reverse through KFC drive thru, killing my standard exhaust in B&Q car park and trying to get to ExhaustsUK in Sheffield the following day. Getting lost in Sheffield's diabloical one way system for hours on end, eventually arriving at the exhaust place hours later, where I was given duff information.

      Getting my exhaust done at Custom Pipes, the excitement of the first time driving through the tunnel.

      My crash with Jib, very memorable, where he drove into the side of my car on a roundabout in town. Tom climbing through the window, and Nas kicking the wing so the door would open.

      Racing Jib in my courtesy car (Nissan Micra 1.2 S) and him in his (Vauxhall Corsa 1.2 SXi) and obliterating him.

      I remember the numerous time I've been pulled, where I was pulled twice in a day and the po po man called me a twat, and the time I was pulled after work at Pizza Hut with Tom where I proclaimed my illegal side lights to be 'my pimping through town lights' and receiving an ASBO and 30 quid fine as a result.

      Also, the awesome time I was racing an Audi TT over the bridge, I cut him up and he shouted at me, asking 'What does driving like that prove?!' I answer, 'It makes me look cool' and then proceeded to out accelerate him when the lights changed!

      The time I was racing a guy I know on his Kawasaki ZX-6R bike and accidently drifting into the wrong lane on Sprotbrough Road, in full view of a police Volvo. I was forced to accelerate as fast as I could through Sprotbrough Village, I abandoned the car behind some conifers and ran away, with Waddy and Jack in tow! The police oficer never caught up with me.

      There's far too many memories and hopefully there's more to come!

      3 commentaires 803 jours

    • You know you have a Mk2 Seat Ibiza when...

      You know you have a Mk2 Seat Ibiza when the model and equipment of your car depends solely on what mood Pedro was in and what parts were left over in the factory the day your car was made

      You know you have a Mk2 Seat Ibiza when you're next at the car wash on a hot day and both your window regulators fail on you

      You know you have a Mk2 Seat Ibiza when you try to insure the car with the longest name in history:
      “Seat Ibiza GTI 2.0 16 valve Cupra Sport”

      You know you have a Mk2 Seat Ibiza when the remote locking packs up (again) and no matter how many times you try to re-sync it, it's having none of it

      You know you have a Mk2 Seat Ibiza when the front splitter keeps getting nicked to end up on some shitbox Nova/Saxo

      You know you have a Mk2 Seat Ibiza when you walk into your local dealer and they say, "What's that then?"

      You know you have a Mk2 Seat Ibiza when you visit a Volkswagen dealer for parts and they refuse to give you what you want because they swear to God your engine hasn’t come out of a Golf

      You know you have a Mk2 Seat Ibiza… but the guy at your local motor factors is looking through a parts catalogue muttering Fiat Ibiza, Fiat Ibiza, as you stand on, bemused!

      You know you have a Mk2 Seat Ibiza when you can't select 1st, 3rd or 5th gear because you plugged something into the cigarette lighter socket

      You know you have a Mk2 Seat Ibiza when your left leg is stronger than your right

      You know you have a Mk2 Seat Ibiza when you can't find any coins that fit the coin holder

      You know you have a Mk2 Seat Ibiza when people you don’t know ask you:
      "This has the 1.8 Turbo engine, right?"

      You know you have a Mk2 Seat Ibiza when you never can turn the rear wiper off first time

      You know you have a Mk2 Seat Ibiza 2.0 16v when you wish you could get more than 200 miles to a tank of V Power

      You know you have a Mk2 Seat Ibiza when no one knows what your car is from just looking

      You know you have a Mk2 Seat Ibiza when you're driving along, and you see another Mk2 coming towards you in the opposite direction and you are hoping they are gonna wave to you... but they never do

      You know you have a Mk2 Seat Ibiza 2.0 16v when you drive it to a chav populated area, and they keep asking you about the carbon fibre effect on the pillars and the white multi spokes… and when you tell them its standard, they never believe you

      You know you have a Mk2 Seat Ibiza when you search for bits on eBay, you end up with adverts for sofas, holidays in the Balearics and dance CDs

      You know you have a Mk2 Seat Ibiza when you leave the house in the morning in a foul mood but get out at work smiling

      You know you have a Mk2 Seat Ibiza when you tell people that basically its like a rare Golf GTi, but it’s Spanish… and you kid yourself it has German engineering

      You know you have a Mk2 Seat Ibiza when you walk up to it in the car park proudly and think this is my car and I wouldn’t change it for the world

      You know you have a Mk2 Seat Ibiza when your mate points to a Mk3 and says "look, its your car" and you want to slap them for not knowing any better

      You know you have a Mk2 Seat Ibiza when the fuel gauge is on a quarter and all of a sudden the fuel light comes on

      You know you have a Mk2 Seat Ibiza when the only other car you want to buy is a better Mk2 Ibiza

      You know you have a Mk2 Seat Ibiza when you can write 100 posts about things that are wrong with it and still absolutely love it to bits

      4 commentaires 1011 jours

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    • Johanna Roelich.
      luv Johanna Roelich.

      Love :D

      I shall see you in... 5 days! :)

      x Love you x

      Il y a 43 semaines
    • Johanna Roelich.
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      Alex :)

      Im on both actuallyy...

      Thankyouu for the (suprising) love

      :D

      Have some back

      Love You

      x

      Il y a 46 semaines
    • Italian Stallion
      Italian Stallion

      elo lol

      Il y a 49 semaines
    • X.Kate.X
      X.Kate.X

      Hii alex!

      howz you?

      x

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    • Johanna Roelich.
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      A nice one :D

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    • Italian Stallion
      Italian Stallion

      dono yet matey depend wt wrk has instore for me :( lol

      Il y a 57 semaines
    • Italian Stallion
      luv Italian Stallion

      ye im gd tar pal hows u

      hows uni much love XxxxX

      Il y a 57 semaines
    • Johanna Roelich.
      luv Johanna Roelich.

      Why act mean to me infront of everyone on bebo... but yet you have put me in your top friends??

      Ahh truth is coming out now! :L

      Love You! :D See you in Two days! :)

      Best have a prezzie! Lol you cant bring me one once and not again! :D

      x x x

      Il y a 57 semaines
    • Johanna Roelich.
      Johanna Roelich.

      Ignorant! :\

      Il y a 58 semaines
    • Johanna Roelich.
      Johanna Roelich.

      put me in your top friends now! >:(

      :D


      x

      Il y a 60 semaines
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      Alex! :D

      LoveYouu x x

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      wearing my roelich :P

      charlottes got a hamster called mo coz its vlack with a white stripe

      give alexnder rolelich your love

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    • Donna
      Donna

      Alex stop tryin to cause trouble between Dom & Toni, cause your failing miserably. For the record, she would'nt look at u twice, let alone kiss u, get a life, grow up & leave em alone.

      Il y a 67 semaines