10 things i ate about poo
10 Things I'd Lick About You
101 dominatrix (101 dalmations)
101 Masturbations
101 Positions (101 Dalmatians)
12 Angry Gay Men
13 Going Down on 30
13 will get you 30
2 banging sisters (the banger sisters)
200 Butts
2001: A Face Sitting Odyssey
2002: A Sex Odyssey
28 day Masterbater(28 days Later)
28 days masterbaters
28 Dicks Later (28 Days Later)
3 Ninjas Fuck Back (3 Ninjas Kick Back)
40 gays in 40 nights
50 First Masterbates
50 first rapes-50 first dates
8 inches (8mm, Starring Eminem)


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A balls's Life (A bug's life)
A Beautiful Ass
A Beautiful Behind
A Beautiful hind
A bitch called wanda (A fish called wanda)
A Bitch Too Far
A Clockwork Orgy
A Cock to Remember
A Cockwork Orange
A Few Good Men
A Funny Thing Happened on the way to the Foreskin
A long flame in-side-her
A Midsummer Night's Cream
A Quiver Runs Through It
a race oddessy 2001 (interaccial)
A Rear And Pleasant Danger
A Romp to Remember
A Star is Shorn
A Tale of Two Clitties
A Thin Line between Love and Taint
A time to Fuck (A time to kill)
About Clit
About Shit (schmidt)
ace vagina
ace ventura....pet my rectum
Ace Ventura: Pet Pimp
Adam Sandler's Punch-Drunk Fucking
Add Momma To The Train
Agent Cody Swanks (Agent Cody Banks)
agent cody wanks
Agnes on Dog
Alice in Underpants / Alice in Wonderbra (Alice in Wonderland)
Alice's Wonderland
Alien Erection (Alien Resurrection)
All Anal on the Western Front
All Giant on the Western Cunt
All Quiet on the Western Cunt
All That Jizm
All That Jizz
Ame-do-us
American Bi
American Booty
American Fur Pie
American History XXX
An Officer and a Genitalman
an officer and his gentleman
Anal House
Anal Management (Anger Management)
anal resurrection
Anal-ize This
Analyze These
and oh yeah!
Angel Thighs
Angela's Anus
Anus & Andy
Apollo's 13
Armageddon-it-on.
Arma-Get-It-On (Armagedon)
Armaggedon 2: The second cumming
Armagonnagetin
As Horny As It Gets
As You Like It Rammed Up Your Ass
As You Stroke It
Ass of the Mohicans
Ass Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Brown Eye
Ass Ventura: Crack Detective
Ass-aconda
Assault on Brothel 69
Ate Men Out, and loved it
austin powers gold member
Austin Powers: Gold shower


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Backdoor Adventures of Butthead and Beaver
Backseat Confidential
Backshaft
Backside to the Future
Bad Boys (gay porn)
Bad Boys (Meet Good Girls) (bad boys)
Ball Street
Ball StreetSpray it Forward
Band of Brothels
Bang Hur
Bang The Dong Slowly
bangaroo jack
Barberslop
Bare Bitch Project
Bare Force One
Baredevil
Bare-Devil
Barely Legally Blonde
Batman in Robin
Battlefield Girth
Battlestar Orgasmica
Battlestar Prophylactica
Beauty & the Priest
Beauty and the Bitch
Beaver And Buttcheeks
BeaverJuice
Beaverly Hills Cock
Beer and Boning in Las Vegas
Beetlejism
Behind Enemy Behinds
Behind the Green Door
Beuty and the Beast
Beverly Hills 9021-HO!
Beverly Hills 90269
Beverly Hills Cocks
Beverly Hills Copulator
Bi on the Fourth of July
Bi Ooo'Domes
Bi-Dazzled
Big (No need to change the title)
Big Boys 2
big fist
Big Fist (big fish)
Big Trouble In Little Vagina
Billy Did-his-son
Biloxy Boobs
Bitanic
Bitch Black
Bitches of East-dick
Bite Club
Black Booty
Black Booty (Black Beauty)
Black Cock Down
Black Dick Down
Blackass: The Movie
Blast from the Pants
blast in her ass
blazing assholes
blowing for columbine
Blowjob Impossible
Blown in 60 seconds
Bobbit-Proof Fence
Body Double-stuffed
Boldfinger
Bone in 30 Seconds
Bone of Arc (Joan of Arc)
Boneheades
Bones in the Hood
Bonfire of the Panties
Bonfire of the Virginities
Bonin' the Barbarian
boning john malkovich (celebrity)
Boobarella
Boondock Sluts
Booty & The Beast
Booty and the beast (Beauty and the Beast)
Boy Ride
Bo

Name: Alan John Patrick O'Keeffe
2. Nicknames: Keefy, AElen, dark alan (apparently) dildo (according to Sandra)
3. Birthday:13/09/87
4. Place of Birth: Cork
5. Star Sign: Virgo
6. Male or Female:Male last time i checked
7. Class: I am ya...
8. School: Clogheen Kerry Pike N.S. , Scoil na nÓg , Coláiste an Sporaid Naoimh,Bishopstown , CLC
9. Occupation: Student - Electrical and Electronic Engineering in UCC bey!/Warehouse person come Cashier for Currys in Ballincollig
10. Residence: 1 Carrigbeg Apartments, Sundays Well
11. MSN Screen Name: heres_tom_with_the_weather

__Your Appearance___

12. Hair Color: Dark Brown
13. Hair Length: short
14. Eye color: blue
15. Hairstyle: mullett-y i suppose
16. Height: 5' ???"
17. Braces?: No
18. Glasses?: No
19. Piercings: No
20. Tattoos: No
21. Righty or Lefty: Ampidexterous ironically...

___Your 'Firsts'___

22. First best friends: vinnie,cheese,sherman,cuddles and eamon
23. First Award: black belt in karate when i was in 5th class i think...God how times change...
24. First Sport You Joined: Karate
25. First pet: dog
26. First Real Vacation: spain i think
27. First Concert: pixies,groove armada and chillis in phoenix park
28. First Love: my dead dog

___ Favorites___

29. Movie: difficult one...anything with violence,sex or drugs in it...
30. TV programme: Lost
31. Color: Black
32. Rappper: Robert Del Naja ("3D") (massive attack)if that counts
33. Band: tool
34. Song Right Now: that changes so often there wouldnt be any point in putting anything here
35. Friends: I hate them all
36. Sweet: silvermints probably but im more of a crisps guy...
37. Sport: Trying to outrun stationary objects
38. Restuarant: Lennox's (Jackies...obviously)
39. Favorite brand: watch "the corpporation" then ask me that question again...
40. Store: i usually buy crap online but probably music related
41. School Subject: Maths(i know...gay)
42. Animal: Id love an Iguana,mainly because im not quite sure wat they are
43. Book: Signals and Systems (HA!) i dunno, maybe "love all the people" - its a collection of bill hicks stuff
44. Magazine; i buy total guitar a lot,thou its shite...fhm is gud for the jokes and dats about it...the rté guide i guess...
45. Shoes: DC...could ya guess?

___Currently___

46. Feeling: tired/hungover still
47. Single or Taken?: Single
48. Have a crush: yup
49. Eating: nothing in particular
50. Drinking: air
51. Typing: obviously my autobiography
52. Online?: these questions are fucking stupid
53. Listening To: Last Goodbye by Jeff Buckley
54. Thinking About: fuckinstupid digital telecoms project...eeehhhh
55. Wanting: a sandwich (still!)
56 Watching: the big bang theory
57. Wearing: massive attack t shirt and tracksuit pants

___Your Future___

58.want kids: 1 or 2
59.Want to be Married?: ya if i meet da right girl...it may be a strech but someone that il care about more than myself...ha!thatl happen...
60. Careers in Mind: electronic engineer/porn star
61. Where do you want to live: wherever the fuck i can get a green card,irelnads gona fall into the ocean soon
62. Car: golf w12, lotus elise...dare i say it a bugati veyron

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

63. Hair color: blonde but i doesnt usually bother me
64. Hair length: long
65. Eye color: brown
66. Measurments: millimeters...it sounds funny
67. Cute or Sexy: cute but a bit of both
68. Lips or Eyes: both...both very important parts of the face
69. Hugs or Kisses: both...and sex...
70. Short or Tall: it reaching distance(i am quite vertically challenged!)
71. Easygoing or serious: easygoing
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: both
73. Fatty or Skinny: in da middle
74. Sensitive or Loud: sensitive
75. Hook-up or Relationship: relationship
76. Sweet or Caring: both
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: obviously someone up for a bit of a laugh but i get myself in enough trouble as it is

___Have you ever______

78. Kissed a Stranger: ya

1. Name Please?
Alan John O'Keeffe

2. Okay, but what does your best friend call you?
Keefy

3. Have you ever kissed someone with braces?
Ya,but not since 6th class or sumthing

4. Who is the fourth received call on your call?
Cheese...bastard stole my decks and mixer!

5. What colour eyes would you love to have?
luminous green,glow in da dark shite

6. What is the wallpaper on your phone?
some pic with a load of us at stanleys

7. How many pillows on your bed?
2,why?

8. Who was the last text message you sent to?
Caitriona,no labs tomorro!whoop!

9. Is there someone you can't stop thinking about?
other than myself(which takes up quite a bit of my time) ya i suppose so

10. Last thing you bought.
Fags

11. Do any of your friends annoy you?
every one of them...particularly vinnie

12. Who's the fourth person on your contacts list.

13. When was the last time you cried from laughing so hard?
when sherman told me sumthing i sed last tuesday night,i actualy fell on the floor,cant remember wat it was though

14. what was the last thing you listened to?
Lateralus by tool,its been a while but i sed id give it a whirl

15. Do you have a crush on somebody?
ya i suppose,but hu knows iif anything will come of it

16. Who was the last person that made you laugh?
Sherman

17. What's the longest you've ever talked on the phone?
not very long i reckon,i reckon im goin deaf so texting is da way to go

18. Do you think you've gotten better looking since middle school?
wat is middle school,well i reckon i probably look the same

19. Have you seen your best friend cry?
ya,but im not shur weather it was with laughter or not

20. Where did you last go out to eat?
Subway...exotic

21. Do you dance in the car?
yes i am a woman driver
22. What do you think of hunting and fishing?
I like food so im all for it

23. Do you and your best friend act alike?
on certain topics

24. What is a noise that you cannot stand?
any scooter song

25. Does your mom vacuum early in the morning, when you're sleeping?
i dont live with da parent so id be fairly worried if she did

26. Are your parents in love?
I'm sure they are,kinda a random question

27. Where did you get your last bruise from?
I cant remember,locked!but it wont go away!

28. When is the last time you actually hung out with your top #1?
Java today

29. What's bothering you right now?
never ending amounts of assignments,and iv work tomorro

30. Would you share a drink with a stranger?
if they'r buyin,a tetnis shot will also be needed

31. Are you dating the last person you kissed?
No

32. Wallpaper on your computer's desktop?
Me and Phil Jupitus,my friend


33. Next time you will hug someone
not really a hug type of guy

34.ur default picture taken?
Amys 21st.

35. Is there something about you that you don't think you'd ever tell anyone?
I dont really see the point in hiding shit,people already know every bad thing there is to kno about me

36. Are you wearing anything on your feet?
not at da moment

37. What is the last thing you ate today?
burgers

38. What are you doing this coming weekend?
working...depressing


39. Listening to?
Tool,Massive Attack,Jeff Buckley...in da last few days

40. If you were stranded on an island and you could live off any fast food place where would it be?
pizza hut all you can eat

41. What do you want?
where to begin,right now???a sandwich

42. What are you eating?
nothing,but i want a sandwich goddammit!

43. Have you hit someone today?
no,but iv thrown my fair share of insults about

44. Do you believe in a soul mates?
maybe,who knows

45. What friend have you known the longest?
Eamon the fuckin mentaller...radiator down da stairs

46. Where do you want to live when you get older?
doesnt bother me as long as i enjoy my life

47. Do you burn easily in the sun?
i get freckles..no more sun for me

48. What is your dream car?
M