Patrick Meen
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the decline of common sense
London Times Obituary of the late Mr. Common Sense'Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an Elastoplast to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assaultCommon Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers;
I Know My Rights
I Want It Now,
It's Not My Fault, and
I'm A Victim.
Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.'1 commento 661 giorni
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morzine banter
epic morzine
Morzine (socially) was basically a massive wave of sexual jokes and penis size slaggings.
quotes
treaty - every1
Thats a two handed job - Ash
I'm sure you can slip something in in four hours - Mike
I dont see how you can make a girl come for four hours - Steve
Presciouse - Postie
let us retire to the shag chamber-patrick
so in a nut shell, We almost got arested by dodgy french police, ended up getting our lift passes confiscated. James got spoken to by the police twice in the same day. Farmer broke 3 bikes in a single day including his own, two out of 7 of us got into the strip bar. others got pied. at the end of the first section of chevannes patrick halls and my bikes were just a ball of mud, wet shoes with enough dirt in them to grow a field. breaking bumps which officially counted as just holes in the ground in which you could lose a small child. 2.7 inch wet-weather tyres which turned into 3.5 inch slicks. DONT GO DOWN LOCAL TRACKS. garanteed crashing on every run. 10% is a joke,. triple strength beer. rough lemon vodka shit. almost crashing into ppl in the same place for 4 runs. james losing his lift pass and pats wallet. laughing at XCers getting bucked off by the breaking bumps(holes). hitting puddles and fliping over the bars. wakeing paddy up the same way every day(hitting the bottom of the bed and then asking philisophical questions). SHE SHAT ON A TURTLE!. MEN DOWN UNDER.
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peter kays facts of life
1. Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries
are flat?
2. Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know
there
is not enough?
3. Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion
stars,
but check when you say the paint is wet?
4. Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
5. Why do they use sterilised needles for death by lethal injection?
6. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
7. Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you
throw
a gun at him?
8. Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
9. Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
10. What is the speed of darkness?
11. Are there specially reserved parking spaces for "normal" people at
the
Special Olympics?
12. If you send someone 'Styrofoam', how do you pack it?
13. If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice
as
cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
14. If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
15. If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others
doing
here?
16. Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem
longer?
17. If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is
it
a hostage situation?
18. Can you cry under water?
19. What level of importance must a person have, before they are
considered
assassinated instead of just murdered?
20. If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
21. Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
22. How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would
be
a good idea to put wheels on bigger suitcases?
23. Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake
up,
like, every two hours?
24. If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
25. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
binoculars to look at things on the ground?0 commenti 915 giorni
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Stewart Pether48 settimane faHeeeey postie!
We still havent got bleazin yet! Poor effort i think, something we'll have to remedy soon i think!
Santa good to you this year?
You heard my new mix (its my flashbox lol)
give us a shout when your back from france!
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Stewart Pether50 settimane fa
hahah defo, well need to crack open a magners or 5.
Oh jelous of you goin to france like, everyones fucking off sumwer during christmas at sum point lol.
ahh bet ur a giant now, did u take growth hormones? or have u had stilts surgically attached to the bottom of ur shin bones? Either way thats pretty cool.
plan no walking? how will we remember that we couldnt walk lol
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50 settimane fa
Stewart Pether
Poooooooooooooooooooooosty!!!
Fit like min!!
How you doing wat u been up 2
Remember that text u sent me like a month ago, well i just realised i never replied
When u come up for xmas well get the whole gang out n just get blooooterd lol
when u back up from heriot watt?
Btw hows the course going, not to hard i hope especially after all the knowledge about physics we got from Mr Taylor last year...haha
Your host, Pether
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54 settimane fa
Chris Dunn
Will do. Should be doin them aswell. Not bein doin much bikin tho as they only ride pitfichie.
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54 settimane fa
Chris Dunn
Hows heriot watt goin? heard your doin the bicycle race in dorset or wherever it is in england
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Louise W65 settimane fahey postie just making sure you can all make it to the meal for my bday at la tascas at 8 oclock on wednesday cause i just booked it and i'll need to know asap if youz can't come c u later!
xx
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Chris Dunn82 settimane fa
http://www.ianlinton.com/biking/alpb...
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C. T.83 settimane faWhat were u shouting? was it teach me and my mates how to ride? muhahaha! When u next out ridin?
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Tim Thornton84 settimane faAccept my other half invitiation mate! Also you out riding this weekend? wb xxx
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Len88 settimane fagd luk in the race and eh...... dont brake
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Tim Thornton88 settimane fa
Hey you up for a pitfichie trip sometime next week if your about? I heard you were a bit ill hope your better soon man.
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Fraser Borthwick93 settimane falittle mags
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Tim Thornton94 settimane fa
Haha i know it sounds so les extreme "bah it wasnt even a crash merely a fall down off a 70 ft drop" and yeh im getting quite a few ppl thinking is fairly rational to have a fear of peodophiles, still when ppl say "oh im scared of spiders" its sounds somehow wrong to say "im scared of old ppl who peep past there news papers hiding their erection enduced by watching a bunch of 3 year olds run around dribbling" a bit graphic? I think not! lol. Yeh well i've got an exam on thurs so i may b out for a couple of hours 2mo if its dry and def thurs afternoon. you? Actualy i still need to source a 40t chainring i think i may just go into edinburgh bikes aftrer thurs cus my bike is out of action until i get one. You had any exams as of yet? wb xxx
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Len99 settimane fa
yo postie. u still up for a winter race? o and iv got my boxxers fitted. there super nice!
calculat the potential energy of that smart guy (or not as the case may be)
Iain Gouck 0 risposte