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Jacqueline

WHERE R YOUS ALL???

4/9/11 | me too! | Reply

Jacqueline
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  • Female, 29, Luv 917
  • from 1ST ON THE LEFT AFTER PINNAPPLE ROUNDABOUT!
  • I am Single
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  • Member since: January 2007
  • Last active: Mar 1
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I AM THE LEFT SAC TO MECHELLES RIGHT SAC I LOVE SALT SHE LUVS VINEGAR
Me, Myself, and I
THE PICTURE TO THE LEFT TO THE LEFT

THAT WOULD BE MEE GETTIN READY FOR KYMS HEN NIGHT IN DUNDEE CRAZY WEE NIGHT NOW SHES A MARRIED WUMMIN CRAZY CRAZY STUFF

WANTY KNOW ANYTHIN THATS NO HERE GEEZ LUV N ILL TELL YE!

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show me you genitals!
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100 Glaswegains were asked to name a fish beginning with "s" .............................
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all 100 answered "single"


Computer games don't affect kids, I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive music!!!!!!
The Other Half Of Me
Monica

Monica

MY WEE CUZ

MUSIC
RIGHT INTO BIGGIE SMALLS THE NOW STARTIN TO QUITE LIKE THE WHOLE TRANCE THING ASWELL
FITBAW
RANGERS FOOTBALL CLUB SEASON TICKET AND BEER HOLDER AM HAPPY MABY A WEE JAGERBOMB TO START ME OFF 2
SCARED OF
FLYING (BUT OK WEN I HAVE A PARTY ON THE PLANE)
ONLY BARRED FOM 1 AIRLINE! DIDNY DO MY FLYIN LESSON I GOT FOR CHRIMBO AS I WAS 2 FUKKIN SCARED
SPORTS
CLIMBING THE STAIRS TO THE CLUB DECK XTREEM IRONING BREAKDANCING PICKIN MA NOSE TALKIN TO RANDOMS
RIP GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTON
KEVIN TROTTER XXX
CHICK BOY XXX
GRAMPA XXX
FUKKIN LUV
WATCHIN THE GERS BEAT ANY CUNT, HAVIN IT LARGE, CUTTIN SHAPES, DECENT MUSIC, SHOES, SUNSHINE, HOLIDAYS, REAL ALLOYS, MA MUKKERS, GETTIN LUVE ON BEBO(SEND IT MY WAY), NICE KNICKERS, WARM SOCKS, BOATS/SHIPS, TITP, MOTORS AND THE PUMMBLE! N DINY FORGET WEE MARLEY BUM
FUKKIN HATE
BAWBAGZ, BORUC, BAD DRIVERS, AOL, SPINNER WHEEL TRIMS, TONY BLAIR, PPL WHO FUK ABOOT, FEET, BEIN FREEZIN, JUNKYS, VIRGIN MEDIA, HIGH HEELS, HAIRY BODY PARTS, PPL WHO DONT WIPE FRONT TO BACK, INGNORANCE, PPL WHO CANNY MAKE DESISIONS FOR THEMSELVES , PEOPLE WHO DONT LIKE PEOPLE FOR WHO THEY ARE AND PEARL NECKLACES!

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    • HOW TO NOISE CUNTS UP IN A LIFT!!!

      1- CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"


      2- STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.


      3- WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.


      4- GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.


      5- MEOW occasionally.


      6- STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly


      7- SAY -DING at each floor.


      8- SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

      9- MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

      10- STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

      11- WHEN the lift is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

      12- TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

      13- DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

      14- WHEN there's only one other person in the lift, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

      15- PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

      16- ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

      17- HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

      18- DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

      19- BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

      20- PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

      21- SWAT at flies that don't exist.

      22- CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

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    Your nickname: jacq
    What color shirt/top are you wearing?: black
    Name three things that are physically close to you:: fone laptop tea
    What is the last book you read?: vendetta
    Are you or were you a good student?: nup
    What is your favorite music album?: the blueprint3
    Do you enjoy sleeping late?: sometimes
    Whats the weather like right now?: cold but bright
    Who tells the best jokes?: mark
    What was your last dream about?: a wedding
    Have you ever been involved in a car accident?: yes
    Do you believe in karma?: aye
    Do you believe in luck?: aye
    Do you like your eggs scrambled or sunny side up?: scrambled
    Do you collect anything? If so, what?: shite
    Are you proud of yourself?: na
    Are you reliable?: kinda
    Have you ever given money to a bum?: aye
    What is your hobby?: goin to the games
    Have you ever had a secret admirer?: dunno
    Do you like the smell of gasoline?: aye
    Do like to draw or paint?: aye
    Is your room messy?: fuk aye
    What is your favorite fruit?: stawberrys
    Do you give in easily?: no really
    Are you a good guesser?: aye
    Can you read other people: aye
    Are you a bully?: na
    Do you have a job?: aye
    What time did you wake up this morning?: 12
    What did you eat for breakfast this morning?: toast
    When was the last time you showered?: last night
    What do you plan on doing tomorrow?: watchin the game
    Your favorite day of the week and why?: sat coz i drink
    What did you last wear at a costume party?: toilet suit
    Have you ever done scuba diving?: nope
    What is your least favorite color?: green
    Is there someone you have been constantly thinking about? If yes, who?: aye but am no sayin ya nosey cunt
    Would you ever go skydiving?: no fukkin n way
    What toothpaste do you use?: colgate
    Do you enjoy challenges?: aye
    The worst injury you have had?: fractured skull
    The last movie you saw?: notorius
    What do you want to know about the future?: will i ever be skinny
    What does your last text message say?: oryt ya prick u doin the night?
    Who was the last person you spoke over the phone to?: ma maw
    Your favorite school subject?: drama
    Your least favorite school subject?: maths
    Would you rather have money or love?: both ffs
    What is your dream vacation?: a fuck off long cruise of the world
    What is your favorite animal?: marley the dug
    Do you miss anyone right now?: aye
    The last sporting event you watched?: rangers game
    Do you need to do laundry?: aye
    Do you listen to the radio?: sometimes
    Your favorite TV talk show?: jeremy kyle i luv the scum of the world lol
    Your dream car?: lambo
    Have you ever caught a butterfly?: aye i killed it tho
    What color are your bed sheets?: white n black
    What is your ringtone?: standard nokia
    Who was the last person to make you laugh?: guy in ma work
    Do you have any obsessions right now?: aye
    Do you like things that glow in the dark?: luv them
    Whats your favorite fruity scent?: lemon
    Do you watch cartoons?: aye some
    Have you ever sat on a roof?: aye ma car roof oot ma nut
    Have you ever been to another country/continent?: aye
    Name three things in the world you dislike: boruc virgin media tight arsed bastards
    Name three people in the world you dislike: artur boruc aiden mcgeady keano the peado
    Has a rumor even been spread about you?: aye
    Do you like sushi?: never tried it
    Do you believe in magic?: na dnt think so
    Do you hold grudges?: sometimes
    Who is your favorite person?: boab
    Best female friend?: mechellofile
    Best male friend?: marcos
    Hyper or laid back?: bit both
    Dressy or casual?: casual
    Favorite rappers?: biggie smalls jay z xibit
    Favorite female singer?: pink
    Did you enjoy this survey?: suppose

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