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Lisa Schwering

Lisa Schwering
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  • Female, 20, Luv 387
  • from Waterford
  • Profile views: 12,286
  • Member since: February 2006
  • Last active: 4/2/12
  • www.bebo.com/FresshTillDeath

About Me

Me, Myself, and I
Hangin' out
Down the street
The same old thing
We did last week.
Not a thing to do
But talk to you
Whoa...yeah!
The Other Half Of Me
M A V E Y

M A V E Y

been with this old girl since 05

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    • Billy Connolly on chain mail.

      Hello, my name is Billy and I suffer from guilt for not forwarding 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe, if you send them on, a poor six-year-old girl in Scotland with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a travelling freak show.

      And, do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give $1000 to you, and everyone to whom you send 'his' email?

      How stupid are we?

      Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day!

      What a bunch of bullshit.

      Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and sodomise me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was started by St Peter in 5AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrim stowaways on the Endeavour.

      Fuck 'em!!

      If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly amusing.

      I've seen all the 'send this to 10 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being' forwards about 90 times. I don't fucking care.

      Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's our own unpopularity.

      The point being?

      If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it.

      If it's funny, send it on.

      Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the arse of a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this email.

      Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.

      Have a nice day.

      Billy Connolly

      PS Send me 15 bucks and then fuck off.

      1 Comment 252 weeks

    • do it........!!!!!

      Put an X in the box if its a yes leave it blank if its a no! there are no i dunno or maybe's !!!

      WOULD YOU?
      [_] go out with me?
      [_] give me your number?
      [_] kiss me?
      [_] let me kiss you?
      [_] watch a movie with me?
      [_] let me buy you a drink?
      [_] have a relationship with me?
      [_] Help me with homework?
      [_] Stick up for me if i was being put down?
      [_] Say yes if i asked you out?
      [_] Instant message me?
      [_] Greet me in public?
      [_] Hang out with me?

      D0 Y0U...
      [_] think im fit?
      [_] think im hot?
      [_] want to kiss me?
      [_] want to cuddle me?
      [_]think im weird?

      ARE WE...
      [_] friends?
      [_] in a relationship?
      [_]enemies?

      AM i...
      [_] sexy?
      [_] cute?
      [_] funny?
      [_] cool?
      [_] loveable?
      [_] adorable?
      [_] compassionate?
      [_] Annoying?
      [_] great to be with?
      [_] attractive?
      [_] mean?
      [_] odd?

      HAVE Y0U EVER...
      [_] thought about me?
      [_] thought there might be an "us"?
      [_] found yourself wanting a kiss from
      me?
      [_] wished i were there?
      [_] had a crush on me?
      [_] wanted my number?
      [_] had a dream about me?
      [_] been distracted by me?

      ARE Y0U...
      [_] happy you know me?
      [_] mad at me?
      [_] thinking bout me?

      6 Comments 307 weeks

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