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- A Better Place(Big Q) - Rob-lyrical genious!
I wonder,
Where are you now,
A sense of-a loss thats hard to take.
And right now,
I feel sick inside,
and im shakin
Im still shakin
I wana break down and cry
cos I wana talk to you
why cant I talk to you,
And I wont walk home with you tonight.
But I know your smilin,
I still see you smilin,
And you are always smilin in my mind.
I hate this,
Dont seem real right now
And I miss you,
Yeah I miss u,
But I no your here somehow.
I wana talk to you,
Why cant i talk to you,
I just wana talk to you one more time.
And I know your smilin,
So just keep on smilin,
And you are always smilin in my mind.
So keep on smilin,
Please just keep on smiling,
Please just keep on smilin and I'll be fine.
An I wonder
Where are you now.
- Happiest When
- Sleeping, definately sleeping....
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Chuck fucking norris
Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.
Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.
Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.
Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.
To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.
There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris once lined up to kick the winning field goal of a high school football game. When the football went flat, he persuaded the referees to let him kick the field goal with a 3 month old child. Chuck roundhoused kicked the baby 60 yards through the uprights and then proceeded0 commenti 948 giorni
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The 1 and Only
THE LEGEND
On d 2nd of Nov the legend was born
When the legend was taken, our hearts were torn
On the 31st January 2007,
Big Q strolled through the gates of heaven.
You were 1 of a kind man, you were even better
We miss you so much so we wrote you this letter
Many memories we’ve had with d big man
Down on de beach with a couple of cans
You were a menace, but not to society
A group of friend’s you had your variety
The Dame Street days you loved so much,
“Session, a few cans of Dutch”
There’s only 1 legend, no other.
Don’t worry man we’ll look after your brother.
Mark’s one of the boys you brought him up well.
Hell visit your grave with a Quigley story to tell
You’d give him a ring to see what he was doing,
But there was only 1 response,
“I’m having a shower man leave me alone”
Bye the time he came down, everyone was going home
To all the ladies u were a big dote.
Coming down de rock always singing the right note
With your hats, you’re clothes and your fubu shoes
A friend like you is so tough to loose
You weren’t just a friend you were a friend 4 life
It feels like our hearts have been stabbed with a knife
Even though you’re gone your still in our heart
That way, we’ll never b apart
We’re all on the mend now but we’ll never heal,
When we heard of your death it felt so surreal;
I know you’d want our lives to go on,
But it still doesn’t feel like the legend is gone
In all honestly quigley you were everyone's mate,
the next time we'll see u is at heavens gate,
We’ll all love and miss you, Big Q 4 ever
A pair of shoes that no one can fill,
Never.
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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
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Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
What is the speed of darkness?
Are there specially reserved parking spaces for "normal" people at the Special Olympics?
If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?
Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?
Do you cry under water?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Did you ever stop and wonder......
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze
these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum."
Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't
point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway ?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs !
Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream ??
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? (This one kills me !!!!)
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from ?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons ?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Stop singing and read on . . . . . .. . . . .
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at
you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?
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9 settimane fa
Jason Kelly
Man i haven't really been up to be honest!! Was up a few times! Nothing mad!! I haven't even seen macka yet! Still not right yet!! Awww man what night did you go to p'j's at?? It was deadly when i was at it?? Still sleeping the clock around
Hows the jim bean going for u?.. lol
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9 settimane fa
Jason Kelly
Well our, No carck at all, No work here at all man!! Wouldn't mind havin a job!! Few pound!! No not drinking the head of myself lately!! Not gonna bother this weekend to be honest! You?? Did yas go out much>>?? Hows the work going for u?? Bk here unbelievable shit our! swear to god
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Debi12 settimane fawerd u get d pic of me????
..ah god im so funny..hahaha..come home!!!its pishin!!!!!!all week!!!!!
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Jason Kelly12 settimane fa
Are you mad, Didn't get anywhere!
Was on the beer flat out, Only finished up yesterday!
Sorehead today... Great night saturday night!!! He did the party trick in front of his mother father and nanny mad cunt
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13 settimane fa
Jason Kelly
Alright danny boy, Gd to hear from you man! Awww class how come use came bk to melbourne?? No work in sdyney was there? Oh ok, I will sort that stuff out for ya man!! Eh to be honest horse there isn't any work at all over here so don't bother ur hole comin home!
Going to a 21st saturday night with the boys!! I still have ur jacket aswell horse!! ...No scandal at all man, Nothing at all happening!! And thats not like cox's lol Eh you should take that crazy cunt to that nightclub we went ta, 
... Here make sure you buzz me in the next few days till i have the crack with ya kk
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13 settimane fa
Jason Kelly
Alright our, How are you getting on over there??? Are you working or what are you doing??? ...Give me a buzz when ya can, Am on the irish number!!!
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14 settimane fa
Debi
hey sweetie how ya getting on??i have d internet..haha i jst tried t do a smiley face n i cnt remeber hw to..hahahahaha..missin ya during our drunken nites nt d same without a bit a abuse from ya..ne signs of u returning to this lovely country???soon????haha..k well hope ur having a ball..v jealous!!!!drop us a line..haha..)
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David Mcgarrell15 settimane faYou flyin to sydney? I heard emmet was goin to melbourne. Nobody from home is over here with me, just people ive met along the way. Id say emmet will stay if he gets wrk sotrtd, hes lovin the good times too much, same as ourselves. U on the session much over there?
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Steve Steo17 settimane faha ha fazzler how u gettin on?? hope ur not sleepin too much over there!! u love sleepin!
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Janice Maguire17 settimane faAre you stone fazzel..??
Awh he had a ball got a nice wee tan too while he was away also Awh very good..Hw long ya spendin there with him..?Thats all you lot ever do wether its at hme or away
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17 settimane fa
Janice Maguire
Awh nt able to sleep
Fazzel its still summer am off 4 3mnths remember ..Not so Not a whole lot ed came hme lst nite 4rm santa ponsa wit the boys
Hws austraila treatin ya?
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Niall Mc Entegart18 settimane faone of marks m8s owns a bar and a construction company out here, and he said he'd give me work 4 da summer so i said fuck y not...just goen 2 start tryen 2 save a bit and get clothes and shit like dat might head home a wee bit earlier for electric picnic...been here 2 months and pissed away all me money on shite...u still have mutch do left?
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Martin M18 settimane faYeah still in Dublin... Its good here. Yeah i was in melbourne for 2 weeks u in st kilda. Thats the spot to be. Id be a bigger fan of sydney tough. Better party place... Yeah emmets there aswell you will have some buzz when u meet him. Anyay enjoy yourself keep us posted on your travels... Tell scruffy murphys i said hello...
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David Mcgarrell18 settimane fa
Perths pretty aight. Not as mad as melbourne but pretty welcome after spending 5 months living in the cross. Got a casual job working nigtfill in kmart, tis handy as fuck and the money is ok but i only get 25-30 hrs a wk. U still living with ure brother?
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Martin M19 settimane fa
Young Farrell whats the story. Heard ur out in Oz. How u gettin on havin a good buzz. The goon is great isnt it. Get the passion pop into u aswell its good too. Ae u working or just partying.
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Donna Farrell19 settimane fahey dude!! oxegen was unreal!!
ya wudda loved it! altho not alot of sleepin done so maybe not
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20 settimane fa
Niall Mc Entegart
its great craic over here full of irish like, worken labouren on a site in manhatton, meeten ram 2mora he's over for a few weeks doen trainen 4 work r sumten like dat...gramps is geten on good, he's been drinken wit bumbs, riden fat bitches and lost his passport and drivers lisence in 2 weeks, he's some opreater...wens jay goen home? how long u stayen out till...dont no if ill travel goen have to see wat da cash flows like...say ya had a class time doen da coast
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Janice Maguire20 settimane fa
Not a whole lot ere at hme now to be honest
Nothing worth telling ya like ..Yeah il admit i miss ya a tad like no one to slag every so often Awh thats good you enjoyin yourself tho? Its alright weather cud b better like yano yourself Same shit different day ..Yeah done the ole JC jus kickin bck nw relaxin it takin it easy yano deserve the break Yeah do am sure he loved 2 hear 4rm ya misses his ole bud I will surely Hope your lookin afta yourself nw come bck 2 us in one piece
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Janice Maguire21 settimane fa
Fazzle wen you coming bck??
We miss your big rooney looking head about the hse
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Niall Mc Entegart21 settimane fa
hows ur penis? hows aus treaten ya...u worken, or is dat a stupid question lol!!
growing hairs on d chest now HORSE
Debi 0 rispostelove ya..
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happy bday 2 u happy bday 2 u happy bday dear farrellelly happy bday 2 u....mwah loves ya loads n loads n loads...xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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