Out of all the weapons in my closet, which are:

3 samurai swords - varying in length
a few islander weapons
2 pairs of nunchaku
a throwing star
a broom stik
a kendo sword
a blow pipe
a big piece of wood
a bb gun
a piece of metal selotaped to a broken axe handle
firewors selotaped to another bb gun...
2 boombarangs
a hunting knife
a pair of tonfa
and a 3 section bow-staff

i would hav to choose the 3 setion bow-staff equipd with my naruto fore-head protector which is currently in my profile photo...
because - while i could use my sword and chop their arms off...theyre already dead so it wouldnt inflict any damage like in the movies.
i could throw my bombrangs and hope that they come bak to me...which they wont...so i would b left weaponless
or the throwing star which i could use on the boss of all the zombies where i could nail him in the vital, critical, life threatening arcilles heel...which every boss has...i would hav to fite thru the millions of zombie minions to get to him..so thats a no no
i could use the broom stik which proved quite effective on me when my mum picked it as her choice of weapon...but in all seriousness..nahhhhh
my firework guns would probably put on a fancy light show for the zombies..but not help in preventing them from eating my brains
the blow pipe would b quite useless because the darts are made up of nails super glued to rolled up paper (if u wana kno how that works, come to my house and i'll show u)
the tonfa would probably b alrite for the first 15 seconds until my palms get all sweaty and they slip outa my hands
the islander weapons are really just for display...just from a gift shop in hawaii that my sister bought me for my birthday..
the kendo sword would be prety effective with my master swordsman skills but they would eventually pile up on top of me...and then eat my brains
the 2 pairs of nun chuks wouldnt do me much good becoz i would probably hit myself in the head...so if we take one nun chuck and chuck it away..(get it nun chuck and chuck away) i could probably get a couple of good hits in becoz of my training from such bruce lee films as the way of the dragon and enter the dragon, the range would prove to be too short and they would once again pile up on top of me and eat my brains..
the peice of metal taped to a broken axe handle would just brake..
the big peice off wood is to hard to swing around..
and do i evn have to mention the bb gun with the 6mm sized plastic bullets..
with the hunting knife i would probably just try to be like rambo and hide in the mud until each one came along and with my ninja skills slice their throats..but the zombies are already dead so they would like turn around all exorcist stylz an be like wtf...and then eat my brains..

THATS why i would choose the 3 sectional bo staff because i can use all three polls to defend my self like jet lee does in fearless, and if they get to close i can swing it around like the helicopter game leaving at least a 3 meter gap between me an the zombies so they cant pile up on top of me. and also while im fighting them i would look really cool while doing it so if aliens wer watching me fight they would be like wow hes cool lets save him (in an alien voice) an while im being taken away by the aliens i would give a cool salute to my planet as the aliens drop a alien technological bomb and blow up the planet ridding the universe of the man eating zombies..
and after that i would travel the universe with my alien comrades as we discover the purpose of meaning, and set foot in places no man or alien has evr set foot in befor.

In other words

...Challenge me wen ur ready to Duel a God...
..The End..