ERIC THE KING
We'll drink, a drink, a drink, to Eric the King, the King, the King,
He's the Leader of our football team,
He's the greatest French Footballer,
That the world has ever seen.
Eric the King is remarkably trendy,
He's done some modelling around town,
Wearing the best suits, up on the catwalk,
While the Leeds fans they just frown.

He once played for Marseille, but never for Arsenal,
Or Liverpool or even Man City,
Landed in Yorkshire, a terrible blunder,
That was nine months with the sheep.

He had a brief spell there, with the Leeds lot,
Until he realised that they were has-beens,
Only one way now, for Eric to go now,
To the Theatre of our Dreams.

On the feild it's almost unreal,
Some of the things that Eric does,
Supurb overhead kicks, remarkable back-flicks,
I'm sure the guy just takes the piss.

Eric is so cool, remarkably cultured,
He like good music and poetry too,
Performing the fine arts, on the field,
For the boys they call Man U.

We'll always remember that day in November,
As the time he made that special move,
Poetry in motion, the deadliest potion,
He's got nothing left to prove.

He is a legend, without any doubt,
He will reign for years to come,
We'll just stand there, in admiration,
With countless more trophies won.

We'll drink, a drink, a drink, to Eric the King, the King, the King,
He's the Leader of our football team,
He's the greatest French Footballer,
That the world has ever see.

Nemanja Vidic's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Nemanja Vidic does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Nemanja Vidic goes killing.

Ghosts are actually caused by Nemanja Vidic killing people faster than Death can process them.

Nemanja Vidic has no Door's in his house. He just walks through the wall's.

Nemanja Vidic does not sleep. He waits.

Jesus walked on water. Nemanja Vidic walked on Jesus

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Nemanja Vidic.

Nemanja Vidic frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

Nemanja Vidic puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".

The chief export of Nemanja Vidic is Pain.

Nemanja Vidic can slam revolving doors.

Nemanja Vidic thought up some of the funniest Nemanja Vidic facts ever, but he hasn't submitted them to the site because he doesn't believe in any form of submission.

If you can see Nemanja Vidic, he can see you. If you can't see Nemanja Vidic you may be only seconds away from death.

Nemanja Vidic has to maintain a concealed weapon license in order to legally wear pants.

Nemanja Vidic doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.

Nemanja Vidic counted to infinity - twice.

When Nemanja Vidic exercises, the machine gets stronger.

It is impossible to be raped by Nemanja Vidic because that would mean you did not want it to happen.

Nemanja Vidic owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.

If you see Nemanja Vidic crying he will grant you a wish, if your wish is dying.

Nemanja Vidic crossed the road. Nobody has ever dared question his motives.

They say that lightning never strikes the same place twice. Niether does Nemanja Vidic. He doesn't have to.

Nemanja Vidic is allowed to talk about Fight Club.

Nemanja Vidic sleeps with a night light. Not because Nemanja Vidic is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Nemanja Vidic

Nemanja Vidic once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

Nemanja Vidic has only one hand: the upper hand.

Nemanja Vidic doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

If Nemanja Vidic is late, time better slow the fuck down.

Nemanja Vidic can divide by zero.

Most men are okay with their wives fantasizing about Nemanja Vidic during sex, because they are doing the same thing.

Nemanja Vidic can speak braille.

Nemanja Vidic once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

Nemanja Vidic's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Nemanja Vidic.

Some grown men wear Superman pajamas to bed. Superman wear's a pair of Nemanja Vidic pajamas to bed.

Nemanja Vidic, Vin Diesel and Arnold Schwarzenegger have all died and are in Heaven. Each of them hope to occupy the seat next to God. God asks Vin Diesel why he thinks he should have the seat and Vin replies, "I believe... I should have the seat because of the virtuosity in my toughness and pride." Arnie says, "I believe... that I should be the one sitting next to you because of all my achievements." God then turns to Nemanja Vidic, who replies with, "I believe... you are sitting in my seat."

Nemanja Vidic ends every relationship with "Its not me, its you".

Nemanja Vidic is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Nemanja Vidic

Nemanja Vidic's cowboy boots are made from real cowboys.

In order to survive a nuclear attack, you must remember to stop, drop, and be Nemanja Vidic.

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is

In the Liverpool slums,
They knock on the door when they want something to eat,
They find a dead rat and they think it's a treat,
In the Liverpool slums...
In the Liverpool slums,
Your Mum's on the beat and your Dad's in the nick,
You can't find a job 'coz you're too f*ckin' thick,
In the Liverpool slums...



manchester united songs | build a bonfire
(to tune of 'Oh My Darling Clementine')



Build a bonfire, build a bonfire
Put the scousers on the top.
Put the city in the middle
And burn the f*ckin lot...

manchester united songs | if you all hate scousers
(to tune of 'If You're Happy and You Know It')



If you all hate scousers clap your hands [clap, clap, clap]
If you all hate scousers clap your hands [clap, clap, clap]
If you all hate scousers, all hate scousers,
a ll hate scousers, clap your hands...
[clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap,- continue clappiing for as long as possible, after clapping has stopped, start clapping again louder]

manchester united songs | if you want to go heaven when you die
(to tune of '?')



If you want to go to heaven when you die,
You should keep the red flag flying high.
You should wear a red bonnet,
With f*ck the scousers on it.,
If you want to go to heaven when you die.

manchester united songs | merseyside is full of sh*t
(to tune of 'When The Saints Go Marching In')



Oh Merseyside! (Oh Merseyside!),
Is full of sh*t, (is full of sh*t),
Oh Merseyside is full of sh*t.
It's full of sh*t, sh*t, and more sh*t,
Oh Merseyside is full of sh*t...
manchester united songs | you're only a poor little scouser
(to tune of 'You Are My Sunshine')



You're a scouser,
A lonely scouser,
You're only happy on giro day.
When your dad's out stealing,
Your mum's drug-dealing,
But please don't take my hubcaps away.
manchester united songs | are you havin' a laugh
(to tune of '?')



The city of culture!?!
Are you havin' a laugh!?!
Are you havin' a laugh!?!
manchester united songs | gary neville is a red
(to tune of 'London Bridge is falling down')



Gary Neville is a red, is a red, is a red,
Gary Neville is a red...
He hates Scousers!

manchester united songs | who put the ball in the scousers net
(to tune of 'Skip To My Lou')



Who put the ball in the Scousers' net?
Who put the ball in the Scousers' net?
Who put the ball in the Scousers' net?
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer
manchester united songs | he made the scousers cry
(to tune of '?')



Diego - woo oh oh oh
Diego - woo oh oh oh
He came from Uruguay
He made the Scousers cry


manchester united songs | feed the scousers
(to tune of Band Aid's 'Do They Know Its Christmas')



Feed the scousers,
Let them know it's Christmas time...
Feed the scousers,
Let them know it's Christmas time...

manchester united songs | he's only a poor little scouser
(to tune of '?')



He's only a poor little scouser,
His face is all tattered and torn,
He made me feel sick,
So I hit him with a brick,
And now he don't sing anymore

manchester united songs | are you watching merseyside
(to tune of 'Oh Suzannah')



Are you watching?
Are you watching?
Are you watching Merseyside? -
Are you watching Mer-sey-side?

manchester united songs | you'll never get a job
(to tune of 'You'll Never Walk Alone')



Sign on, sign on,
With no hope in your heart,
And you'll never get a job - a job

manchester united songs | have you ever won