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float an air biscuit v 1. to flatulate. ("Did you float an air biscuit?")


Aunt Flo n 1. menstrual period. ("Man, Aunt Flo is visiting.")


beat (one's) meat v 1. to masturbate. Note: applies only to males.


burn a mule v 1. to defecate. Implies a very pungent and smelly bowel movement. ("He's in the bathroom burning a mule.")

1. Hang a rat: To defecate.

What kept you in the bathroom so long? I was hanging a rat.



2. Ack: A sexual sound made by penguins when reaching orgasmic crescendo.

First penguin: Ack! Ack! Ack!
Second penguin: Got a light?


3.hummer:

More than a blowjob; it's when a girl actually hums (thus vibrating her lips) when her mouth has encased your engorged penis or balls.

Your mom gives great hummers.



4.death:

the cure for life


5.bushwacker:

one who trims their pubic hair on a regular basis.

Liz is such a bushwacker, she gets waxed every other week


6.Pepperoni:

The areola of a woman's breast. The area surrounding the nipple.

She had fat nipples surrounded by pepperoni



7.quifer:

Quifer: A fart coming out of the vagina.

She quifed really loud


8. spit roast:


A threesome involving 2 males and a female. The woman in the middle gets fucked from behind while sucking off the other male.

'Your dad and I spit-roasted your mom'. For maxium chauvenistic effect the males should high five each other while insulting the woman. Eg. ' Hey which end you got?' 'I dunno I cant tell the difference!'


9.flaming amazon:

The flaming amazon is when you are giving a girl the grizzle, and right before you twurk up in her drumette of love; you whip out your zippo, set her buckwheat farm on fire, then extinguish the flames with your gorilla juice.

I gave mrs. crabbush the flaming amazon, then choked the bitch with my donkey dick.



10.whirlwind:

The act of shitting and puking at the same time.

Man I was takin a shit and I started puking, it was like a whirlwind.



11.elysium:

1. A place or condition of ideal happiness; paradise.

2. From Greek Mythology, the Elysian Fields. The resting place for those favored by the Gods when the die.



12.pegasus:

From Greek Mythology, it is a horse that has wings made from the blood of Medusa. The symbol of high-flying imagination. Some say he stroked the ground with his foot and caused the fountain Hippocrene to flow from Mount Helicon.

A winged horse is a pegasus.



13.ghandi's revenge:

The morning after results of a very spicy curry (suggestion = put your toilet rolls in the fridge for the next day) see rusty water and ring sting

John had severe ghandi's revenge the day after his curry munching.