Lewis

What kind of world do we live in when a man is forced to drink bundy with pepsi max?

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O mnie

Motto
We the loudest homeboys in my neighbourhood, we look real bad, but we feel real good
Ja, o mnie i jeszcze raz ja
Hi My name is Lewis and if you dont chew Big Red well then FUCK YOU!
Moja druga połowa
Tler Duo
Music
Just shit you dont like and shit you do like
Best Quotes I Have Heard
"There is nothing wrong with a bit of Chunky Loving" it was said by me in deffence of me and brian
"Hate Your Next Door Neighbour but dont forget to say grace" Barry Mcguire
"Come to confession ive got something to show you" That creepy Priest at my Church
"H2O aint tha go, H2O aint tha go, H2O aint tha go" as people were forcing water down a very, very, VERY drunk Brians throat.
"Dude you got a fucken dart in your neck" sean william scott
"Your proposal is like your colon, stinky and filled with danger" Jim Carrey
Anything that ever came out of Jim Morrison's mouth
"Harden the fuck up Australia" Ronnie Johns (Chopper Reid)
"Fuck Your Seat" Chopper Reid Job Interview
Sports
Brisbane Lions (I dont care if we suck now but we won 3 friggen years in a row) I play for the Ipswich Cats yay were getting there i spose, but its fucken awesome playing, the boys are all great.
Scared Of
Men riding Dragons throwing Wolves at Maggots
Anything that jumps out of the bush takes my wallet shoots me in the face, and then drives me to a hospital
Happiest When
Drunk, chilling with The Fat Butler Duo, trying to play Guitar, Playing football, watching porn (what it relaxes me), laughin at my own expense(thats always fun), Breakups (there all right i guess), writing angrily on bebo, being intollerant of other nations/races, drunk, thinking about drinking, thinking about how good drinking last night was (im not an alcoholic, i cant afford it), playing Kingdom Of Loathing (maddest online game ever go to website its free), playing pool, working out standard drinks (we should teach that shit in schools man, thats maths you can fucken use), and the time in between the time when im happy and the time im angry ( i call that Hanpry).
What Is The Fat Butler Duo?
hmm you might be thinking, hey ive heard that name before well your fucking wrong! your thinking of The John Butler Trio, we stole their name basically. You see me and my chunky loving friend brian decided that we are now a drinking team and that our name should be a rip off of a well known band (i have no idead why we chose john butler trio) and from tht day forward brian and I have been called THE FAT BUTLER DUO!
Fondest Memory
When i got told i was pregnant. then i looked into it apparantly dudes cant get pregnant, i was so relieved!

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  • Mixter
    Mixter

    YO lewis hows it going long time i guess.....

    hit us up alright

    27 tygodni temu
  • Angie Ghulati

    hiya Orion OMG....this crazy chick with huge titties is showing on msn messenger. Hit up sexyval1983@live.com before she gets off!

    65 tygodni temu przez Komórka
  • Brittany Nessan

    hey Marjorie This hot chick with huge tits is showing on cam! Hit up jane85red@live.com on msn messenger before she gets off. Shes crazy!

    70 tygodni temu przez Komórka
  • Eatme
    Eatme

    lewis you are the peanut butter on my sandwich.

    you are the grit on my shoe.

    you are the rocket of my pocket.

    you are the moldy matrix cup in my room which once contained a milkshake.

    you are the search engine for my happy hour.

    you are french in my fries.

    you are the hair on my favourite pornstar's boobs.

    and when i'm with you you make me puke.

    lewis will you marry me?





    HA
    another bad joke by: nick

    85 tygodni temu
  • -Addicted To Television-
    -Addicted To Television-

    hello there LEWIS

    91 tygodni temu
  • Justin
    Justin

    i am good man haha nd of course everyone loves the RON haha . i am moving to victoria in like 3 weeks but i dont want to. so how are u man??

    99 tygodni temu
  • Hannah
    luv Hannah

    nthing man, long time no see. i think i forgot who the fuck you are. it's lewis, right? man i have to go to the next party one of you guys have. honestly though, all i've felt like doing this whole holiday is sleep.

    99 tygodni temu
  • Emma-Leigh
    Emma-Leigh

    MERRY CHRISTMAS LEWIS :D

    102 tygodnie temu
  • L.A.G
    L.A.G

    surely you would know lewis, that someone as sophisticated as i would not admit to being drunk. :D
    So why did you quit your job if it was paying such good money?
    Do you not like money?
    TELL ME LEWIS ARE YOU INSANE?

    haha
    xoxo

    104 tygodnie temu
  • L.A.G
    L.A.G

    lewis,

    you're spouting crap, which i am far from understanding.
    though, i wouldn't expect anything less from you.

    what have you been up to, besides pining for me.

    xoxo

    104 tygodnie temu
  • L.A.G
    L.A.G

    pretty flippin sweet dude

    104 tygodnie temu
  • Hannah
    luv Hannah

    you make me proud, i wasn't sure you'd like it. have a good holidays, i'll see you round sometime i suppose.

    105 tygodni temu
  • Emma-Leigh
    Emma-Leigh

    Lewis man....

    How ya holidays goin aye?

    Anywho laterz
    emma

    106 tygodni temu
  • Emma-Leigh
    Emma-Leigh

    lewis man....

    wats up aye?

    how has ur weekend been treating u so far? im really bored so im leaving comments to like heaps and heaps of peoplez :D

    Anywho ill c u in maths.....YEY cant wait lol hehehehehehehe:L

    laterz

    108 tygodni temu
  • L.A.G
    L.A.G

    hey hey,

    PLEASE NOTE: there will be no gum swapping during this conversation.

    now that thats out the way.... how's tricks?

    i thought as much....

    LATER SKATER

    110 tygodni temu
  • -Addicted To Television-
    -Addicted To Television-

    hey bro
    whats u been up to lately
    i have been doing assignments and all that crap that makes me want to throw pointy things at other things

    well anyway i will be off, tap back u crazy mofo

    byes xoxoxo

    110 tygodni temu