I am not what you would call a handsome man. God did not choose to bless me with good looks, charm or a fully functional brain.
-- Bobby Bouchet, Waterboy

I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly...
-- Ron Burgundy, Anchorman

Oh, Ron, there are literally thousands of men that I should be with instead, but I am 72 percent sure that I love you.
-- Veronica Corningstone, Anchorman

Where'd you get those clothes from, the toilet store?
-- Brick Tamland, Anchorman

If you ain't first, you're last!
-- Ricky Bobby, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

I'm just a big hairy American winning machine, you know?
-- Ricky Bobby, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

Tattoo on the lower back? Might as well be a bullseye.
-- Jeremy Grey, Wedding Crashers

I'm not perfect, but who are we kidding, neither are you.
-- Jeremy Grey, Wedding Crashers

I don’t know what to say, really. Three minutes to the biggest battle of our professional lives. All comes down to today, and either, we heal as a team, or we're gonna crumble. Inch by inch, play by play. Until we're finished. We're in hell right now, gentlemen. Believe me. And, we can stay here, get the shit kicked out of us, or we can fight our way back into the light. We can climb outta hell... one inch at a time. Now I can't do it for ya, I'm too old. I look around, I see these young faces and I think, I mean, I've made every wrong choice a middle-aged man can make. I, uh, I've pissed away all my money, believe it or not. I chased off anyone who's ever loved me. And lately, I can't even stand the face I see in the mirror. You know, when you get old, in life, things get taken from you. I mean, that's... that's... that's a part of life. But, you only learn that when you start losin' stuff. You find out life's this game of inches, so is football. Because in either game - life or football - the margin for error is so small. I mean, one half a step too late or too early and you don't quite make it. One half second too slow, too fast and you don't quite catch it. The inches we need are everywhere around us. They're in every break of the game, every minute, every second. On this team we fight for that inch. On this team we tear ourselves and everyone else around us to pieces for that inch. We claw with our fingernails for that inch. Because we know when add up all those inches, that's gonna make the fucking difference between winning and losing! Between living and dying! I'll tell you this, in any fight it's the guy whose willing to die whose gonna win that inch. And I know, if I'm gonna have any life anymore it's because I'm still willing to fight and die for that inch, because that's what living is, the six inches in front of your face. Now I can't make you do it. You've got to look at the guy next to you, look into his eyes. Now I think ya going to see a guy who will go that inch with you. Your gonna see a guy who will sacrifice himself for this team, because he knows when it comes down to it your gonna do the same for him. That's a team, gentlemen, and either, we heal, now, as a team, or we will die as individuals. That's football guys, that's all it is. Now, what are you gonna do?
-- Tony D'Amato, Any Given Sunday

And if this is your army, why does it go?
We didn't come here to fight for them.
Home, the English are too many!
Sons of Scotland! I am William Wallace.
William Wallace is seven feet tall!
Yes, I've heard. Kills men by the hundreds. And if HE were here, he'd consume the English with fireballs from his eyes, and bolts of lightning from his arse.
I AM William Wallace! And I see a whole army of my country men, here, in defiance of tyranny. You've come to fight as free men, and free men you are. What will you do with that freedom? Will you fight?
Against that? No, we'll run, and we'll live.
Aye, fight and you may die, run, and you'll live... at least for a while. And dying in your beds, many

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