CAN YOU ANSWER 50 THINGS ABOUT YOUR OTHER HALF?

1) What's their name?
Rebecca Crowley

2) Does he/she have a girlfriend/boyfriend?
not at da moment

3) Would you go to Disneyland with them?
yes

4) How old were you when you first met?
5

5) Do you know their secrets?
yes i think so

6) Is this person older than you?
no

7) When was the last time you saw this person?
in february

Are you related to this person?
no

10) Are you their b/f or g/f?
gfs forever

11) Do you have pics of this person on your bebo?
yes

12) How many times do you talk to this person?
as much as possible

13) Do you think they will repost this?
duno

14) Could you live with this person?
fuck ya

16) Why is this person your other half?
she's my life without her i cant live

17) Do you know this persons middle name?
ya

1 Have you ever been shopping with this person?
yes

19) Have you ever gave this person something?
yes

20) Do you know everything about this person?
yes

25) Does this person have a job?
i dont think so

26) Does this person have you as their other half?
yes

27) Have you ever taken pictures with this person?
yes

30) Have you and your other half fought before?
yes but 10 minutes later we be friends again xxx

31) Does this person drink alcohol?
no

34) Have you and your other half made up a hand shake?
no

35) Have you and your other half done prank calls together?
yes

36) Have you ever seen this person dance?
yup she hot

37) Have you ever seen this person sing?
she's a beautiful singer

3 Do you know this persons bebo password?
nope

40) Do you know who this person likes or who she or he is going out with?
yes

41) Have you and this person ever gotten into a fight / fallout that lasted?
no

42) Does this person have a dog?
yes cleo

43) Does this person go on the computer often?
sum times

44) Have you and this person gone clubbing?
yup haha

46) Do you talk a lot to this person?
yes

47) Has this person yelled at you?
yup

49) Have you and this person got into a fist fight?
no

50) How much do you love this person?
more then anytin..she'z da bst..
Xxxxx

1. Whats your Name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Do you hav a crush on me?
5. Would u kiss me?
6. would u fuk me?
7. Describe me in 3 words?
8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
9. What was ur first impression of me?
10. Do u still think the same?
11.. What reminds u of me?
12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
13. How well do u know me?
14. What do u like best about me?
15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
16. Could you ever love me?
17. Give me a nickname and explain why?
18.R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
19.Anything 2 say b4 u go?

Little Johnny was 7 years old and like
other boys
his age rather curious. He had been
hearing quite
a bit
about 'making out' from the older boys,
and he
wondered what it was and how it was
done. One
day he took his question to his mother,
who
became rather flustered. Instead of
explaining
things to Johnny, she told him to hide
behind the
curtains one night and watch his older
sister and
her boyfriend.

This he did.

The following morning, Johnny described
EVERYTHING
to his mother.

"Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for
a while,
then he turned off most of the lights.
Then he
started kissing and hugging her. I
figured 'Sis
must be getting sick, because her face
started
looking funny. He must have thought so
too,
because he put his hand inside her
blouse to feel
her heart, just the way the doctor would.
Except
he's not as smart as the doctor because he
seemed to have trouble finding her heart.
I guess
he was getting sick too, because pretty
soon both
of them started panting and getting all
out of
breath. His other hand must have been
cold
because he put it under her skirt. About
this
time 'Sis got worse and began to moan
and sigh
and squirm around and slide down
toward the end
of the couch. This was when her fever
started. I
knew it was a fever, because Sis told him
she felt
really hot. Finally, I found out what was
making
them so sick-a big eel had gotten inside
his pants
somehow. It just jumped out of his pants
and
stood there, about 10 inches long,
honest, anyway
he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from
getting
away. When Sis saw it, she got really
scared-her
eyes got big, and her mouth fell open,
and she
started calling out to God and stuff like
that. She
said it was the biggest one she's ever
seen; I
should tell her about the ones down at
the lake by
our house! Anyway, Sis got brave and
tried to kill
the eel by biting its head off. All of a
sudden she
grabbed it with both hands and held it
tight while
he took a muzzle out of his pocket and
slipped it
over the eel's head to keep it from biting
again. Sis
lay back and spread her legs so she could
get a
scissor-lock on it and he helped by lying
on top of
the eel. The eel put up a hell of a fight.
Sis started
groaning and squealing and her
boyfriend almost
upset the couch. I guess they wanted to
kill the
eel by squashing it between them. After a
while
they both quit moving and gave a great
sigh. Her
boyfriend got up, and sure enough, they
killed the
eel. I knew because it just hung there,
limp, and
some of its insides were hanging out. Sis
and her
boyfriend were a little tired from the
battle, but
they went back to courting anyway. He
started
hugging
and kissing her again. By golly, the eel
wasn't
dead! It jumped straight up and started to
fight
again. I guess eels are like cats- they
have nine
lives or something. This time, Sis jumped
up and
tried to kill it by sitting on it. After about a
35
minute struggle, they finally killed the
eel. I
knew it was dead, because I saw Sis's
boyfriend
peel its
skin off and flush it down the toilet