Fermanagh Sayings...
A great feed: A hearty and enjoyable meal, normally at a reasonable price.
A wee want: Lacking in everyday social skills, not the most accademic.
As happy as a mouse in a mail sack: An expression of contentment.
As the man says: In other words.
Bleather: General discourse or chat.
Blindy: A person with poor eyesight.
Boys a dear: A sign of exasperation.
Broze: Inconvenience or unhandiness
Brutal: Harsh beyond belief.
Buck daft : A moment of madness
Butther: Butter.
Chep: An audible sound.
Childer: Offspring
Clatty: Disorderly or untidy.
Claw: See hoke.
Codding: Joking.
Coddy: A youngster or adolesant.
Come here : Please listen to what I'm about to say
Come you here: Please come a little closer
Courtin': Dating someone
Cub: Male. The son of
Culchie: Someone not from the town.
Cuttie: Female. The daughter of
Fierce: Mighty.
Filum: Motion picture.
Flure: The Floor.
Foosie: Sweet tray bake.
Foundered : Cold. Perhaps at risk from hyperthermia.
Full: A pre-cursor to being drunk
Full as a tick: A phrase most commonly used after " big feed"
Full of the blade: Response to "hows' she cuttin' "
Get it handy: A job or task which can be executed with ease.
Give her dixie: To push something (normally a car) to its limit.
Good man yourself: Thank you very much.
Hallion: A naughty of mischevous teenager.
Handlin: Complicated.
Happy days: An indication of contentment.
Hashing: Talking, sometimes annoyingly so, and with very little interest to the receipiant.
Hate: Heat
Have you the spuds in?: Have you eaten yet.
Hoke: To rearrange or create a space for something.
Hows' she cuttin' ?: How are you doing ?
I 'clare to goodness: I am somewhat surprised.
I havn't a baldy: An incomprehensible situation
Kip: A filthy place. Untidy perhaps resembling the contents of a skip.
Lieing up like a brute: To lounge around, sometimes after a social event the previous day.
Loaded: The stage reached after "full"
Lock: Any number above one.
Lockjawed : Suffering the acute affects of alcahol.
Mighty: See Fierce.
Mizzle: Something in-between rain and drizzle.
More power to your elbow: Well done.
Not a hep : A small amount.
Not a pile: Uneventful.
Pishing: Precipitation.
Powerful: See mighty or feirce
Quar: Automobile
Quit: Please stop.
Rare tare : An uncommon event
Red out: To clean out.
Rightly: In agreement
Santy: Father Christmas
Says I: I said.
Scarse: Unbelievable.
Sefetee: Safety.
Sham: An acknowledgement used in conjunction with a hand motion similar to that of a "high five"
She: See yoke.
Shlay: A Small village in east Fermanagh.
Skay: A provincial Fermanagh town.
Skitter: A young child. Can be a term for loose bowels.
Suckers: Wild or domesticated animals killed for pork or ham.
Take it handy: To wish good luck.
Talk t ya: Goodbye for now.
Tay: A cup of tea or your evening meal.
Terra: A situation which was found to be intolerable
The shaft: Belfast.
The very best: General response to a well-being enquiry.
Tip away at: To carry on with.
Up the country: Any where north or east of Fermanagh.
Wake (weak) as a kitten: To feel fatigued.
Whisht: Please be Quiet.
Ye buck: You rascal
Yoke: A term to describe any object.
You could trot a mouse on it: An indication that ones cup of tea/coffee is strong

up early...

sitting in luton waiting on a plane

need i say more than the title but we recalled the moment that colm took away every single last ounce of dignity from me by squeeshing me chest area up against the drivers window of the red car containing a poor unsuspecting fello minding his own business reading a book in the drivers seat.... sob... i hang my boobs in shame..

dam u murrdock