Glen @ 10KM...........we never found him
Who got us here???....................da sign posts
A stiff wan!!
DING DING.......
one, two............3 times a lady!
no sex b4 marriage rite........eh ?????? got married at 14!!
puzzled...........i think ive a fat tongue???hehe
why r my sun glasses tinted???
I wanna go bk ta carmels....let me go bk ta carmels jt for an hour ta sleep................eh were in letterkenny.....i know bt i jt wanna sleep 1 hour in carmels
Im afraid of Alsatians....its not an Alsatian....den wot is it.......its a dog haha
ABC fire protection.......bang nd da fire is gone!!
Tumble weed.......
Batman.....
Hamsters fried.......
Red bull cola!!
Drink drivin...........on a bike
(MOO)......wot da fuk is dat.......its a baby cow hey..........calf love hehe
kick my ass
build a bridge.....nd get over it
arsified......................i wanna baby cow in me belly

Marie took me down to “meet her family” ……..twas fun!! Landed into a mad house as she puts it! Ha…..it was g8t!!! Loved every moment of it!
Decided to go on the tear the next day!......local nite club…..Downings! ha got me as pissed as a fart……introduced me to the beach at god knows what hour!! That rite Marie …nice!
Took me back to the club to get the lift home…..she jumped on a bus closely followed by me falling onto the bus! then jumped off as quick to get 1 of her friends……bus takes off!!  me sitting on the bus arsified half fell asleep not realizing the bus has gone without Marie and I didn’t have a clue where ta go!!! 
Marie started running after da bus shouting there’s a girl with purple hair and blue eyes on da bus! Bus driver: “I’ve no space grrr” drives on up the road!! Marie rings the bus driver: there’s a girl with purple hair and blue eyes she sudnt b on the bus! Driver: stop taking the piss and hangs up (I wouldn’t mind so much but it was me there looking 4 ha-ha ).
Rosie rings da bus driver: “there’s a girl with purple hair and blue eyes her names Emer”. Driver: hold on, is dere an Emer on dis bus”. Me: “No Emer” looking round pissed as a fart!! Every1 jumps off da bus at the dere stop! Me left sitting on me own hammered!! Where’s Marie?? Rang Marie: “Where am I??” Marie: Emer shut up nd get off da bus ive found ya!!!
Geee Marie da first nite ya take me out ya lose me!! Thanks!!
Next day laughs about the whole thing! We share a packet of tayto at 7:30 in da morning……den head ta Letterkenny during da day “on da beer” whoop whoop who’s complaining!! little did I know she wasn’t going to feed me b4 hand!!  land into the pub start drinking bulmers……”why are u drinking bulmers start on vodka???”.
Thanks Marie 4 taking it off me and putting me on vodka….nice!!! a few hours l8r…Me: Marie can we go eat sumting im starved” Marie: No eatins cheatin!!! …bite me!! wouldn’t get neting to eat so we sat drinkin 4 ages!!....were better off!! As pissed as a fart!! whoop! Went home!!!! She didn’t get the chance to lose me tonight!! ha ha.
Monday was the half planned nite ou in letterkenny nice!! Got ready….headed ou!! Whoop whoop! Havin a great time!!! Bouncing round da place takin da piss! In da toilets……hits me a slap and runs away afraid il hit her back…like cum on when do I ever hit ppl!! il forgive ya…..this time went to Mr.Chippie….marie: “fuck this im not waiting in the que il try skipping”…….10minutes l8r……eh do ya think dere ignoring us.yup we skipped
Grr ……headed home!!! Gud nite ou!!!
Tuesday……beer!! Letterkenny again from half 2 on da lush!!!! Whoop!! Cudnt get drunk…..got broke instead trying!! although the bar man woz impressed at us all “holding our drink” as he put it!! NICE!!! Poor fellas beside us got hammered, disgraced for them!!! Go girls!! “gud job, go team, high 5”
Gud weekend tho…..cant say id change neting!! Well maybe da getting lost part!!
Im jokin! Marie it was mental…as u told me it wud be…I was warned but hey its me at da end of da day and I made it home in 1 piece………(just) …im jokin! This is just 4 u marie….luv ya chic!! XxXxXxXx

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"

FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: cry with you

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste shit."

FAKE FRIENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them out

FAKE FRIENDS: Will read this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will steal this, just like i did!!!