Katie Ruawhare

Katie Ruawhare
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  • Female, Luv 39
  • from Southside Mangere now living in Brissy
  • Down for Whatever
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  • Member since: January 2007
  • Last active: 3 days ago
  • www.bebo.com/maoribabe17

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BMW = Black mans willy hahaha
Me, Myself, and I
Easy going woman with a great personality, bubbly, GSOH anything else you want to know about me. Give me a buzz
Cheers every1
Music
All sort of music from the 50's to 2008
Films
True story
Sports
Pool, Netball, Softball, Tennis etc
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Nothing scared me but my bottom face.....LOL
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Talking to my friends & family.
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  • heal ur life

    In the infinity of life where I am, all is perfect, whole, and complete. The past has no power over me because I am willing to learn and to change. I see the past as necessary to bring me to where I am today. I am willing to begin where I am right now to clean the rooms of my mental house. I know it does not matter where I start, so I now begin with the smallest and the easiest rooms, and in that way I will see results quickly. I am thrilled to be in the middle of this adventure, for I know I will never go through this particular experience again. I am willing to set myself free. All is well in my world.

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  • U can heal ur Life

    In the infinity of Life where I am, all is perfect, whole, and complete.
    I believe in a power far greater than I am that flows through me every
    moment of every day. I open myself to the wisdom within, knowing that there is only One intelligence in this Universe. Out of this one Intelligence comes all the answers, all the solutions, all the healings, all the new creations. I trust this power and Intelligence, knowing that whatever I need to know is revealed to me, and that whatever I need comes to me in the right time, space, and sequence. All is well in my world.

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  • This is the BOMB!!!!!! LOVES IT

    .How do u put 100 maoris in a mini?
    put fish in chip in there
    how do you get them out?
    tell them they have to pay for it

    Q.Where do Maori's get they're family portraits done?
    From da Speed Camera's

    Q.when is the only time you are meant to smile and wink at a maori? when you are looking through your rifle!

    Q.How do you start a maori parade? toss a coin down the street!

    Q.what did god say when he created the second maori? F**K, burnt another one!

    Q.maori comes home from school, 'hey mum, i got da biggest dik in 3rd form, chur chur, is dat coz im a maori? mum replies 'no its because your F**king 21!

    Q.Whats the difference between a Maori and a pizza?
    A pizza can feed a family of 4

    Q.Theres a Maori man and a Samoan woman in a car whos driving?
    The Police

    Q. how do you know an Asians robbed your house?
    Your homeworks done, your cats gone and their still trying to back out the driveway.

    Q.Why are many Maori's fast?
    Because all the slow ones are in jail.

    Q.Whats faster than a Maori with a KFC voucher?
    The guy whos letterbox he stole it from.

    Q.Why did the Maori bike across the road?
    To get to the other side
    Why did the Pakeha boy run across the road?
    To get his bike back

    Q.Thurrs a maori an a samoan in a car, whos driving?
    Tha police

    Q.Why do pakehas go to maori garage sales?
    To buy their sh*t bk

    (ii no it myt look like heaps t read but its werth it Trst meh!)

    Q.There was a english man irish man and maori man and they all wanted to join the army but they had to pass a test first..the english man went in and the guy asked ..what would happen if one of ur eyes got stabbed out? he said ill be half blind then he goes what would happen if both ur eyes got stabbed out..the englishman said ill be full blind..the guy said sweet u pass...next.. so the irish man came in and the guy asked the same questions and the irishman said the same answers so he passed too...the maori man was listening at the door for the answers so the guy thought he'll change the questions...he goes to the maori man...what would you do if one of ur ears got cut off..the maori man said ill be half blind then he goes what would you do if both ur ears got cut off and the maori man goes ill be full blind and the guy goes whys that?.....and the maori man goes....cause ill have no ears to hang my glasses on.
    Haha On to iit Ae

    ***MEAN MAORI MEAN***

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    • Bessie Lockwood
      Bessie Lockwood

      HI KAY EYE LOL
      DID YOU KNOW CHIEF WALA WALA AND HER INDIANS ARE PLANNING A FAM REUNION NXT YEAR... DONT TELL US NEYTHING DOO THEY SON OF A BEEEES

      3 days ago
    • Bessie Lockwood
      Bessie Lockwood

      Hi katie
      how are,
      Im good trying to log on 3 msn far owt its kinda hard wif the system dat sis donna got BIG POND oh dont knw sso much bot dis service but let me tell ya it bloody slow and frustrating haha

      2 weeks ago
    • Maraea Babi
      luv Maraea Babi

      Hi aunty how r u.. Lng tym knw hea lol wel love u alwaes xoxo

      9 weeks ago via Mobile
    • Mari
      luv Mari

      thank u my aunty. and your the old fart lol. had a awesome night u know how i do it lol.

      love you all
      your queen

      11 weeks ago
    • William
      luv William

      its doing good ayee aunty we
      all doing fine and im a year 10 now not a year 9 lol
      its real kwl i m at a course and having funn it
      real kwl ayee


      love u 2 anty

      xo willy

      14 weeks ago
    • Skuxx Chuxx
      luv Skuxx Chuxx

      yup sis my email is crusader_assassin@hotmail.com

      love heeps Sistah

      15 weeks ago
    • Jan.
      luv Jan.

      William Say Peace! Lol!
      Lol I Will Tell Da And That When They Get Home.
      How You All Doing???

      15 weeks ago
    • Skuxx Chuxx
      luv Skuxx Chuxx

      omgawsh sis im missing you heeps ayy

      i been thinking aboutt you alot

      we shuld catch up soon :)

      love you sis

      15 weeks ago
    • Urz Truely
      luv Urz Truely

      Hi there aunty

      Its Betty-Rose (jnr) here. How are you and your family doing mum said to say hello. Shes still in Kaikohe. Well i just come to see how you were. When you get the chance drop by and say hi love to hear how you doing till then much love to you and your family and take care

      Betty-Rose (jnr)

      24 weeks ago
    • Skuxx Chuxx
      luv Skuxx Chuxx

      Heyz sis its me Jackie

      long time no talk ayes far i Miss ya

      What you been up to lately aye?

      Umm Merry KIRIHIMETE :P

      Luv ya heepz!

      Have good holiday!

      47 weeks ago
    • William
      luv William

      thanx 4 da love aunty hope u hav a good 1 to and e wish da family a merry xmas nd a happy new year 2 luv u bye williamxx

      49 weeks ago
    • Tee
      luv Tee

      Hi Aunty

      how are you? we are all gud im just taking a quick break from studying hows the family are you still in OZ??

      Ace hana and me where planning a trip over in March But have just found out that im Hapu so we are all really excited about the baby never mind the trip lol....

      well love to everyone take care

      Love from us
      xoxoxox

      50 weeks ago
    • Nora
      Nora

      Hi... I'm doing aight.. Kids are good getting bigger... Juztyce going to school next year (Maybe) lol... yeah found your page when i was helping rua look 4 peoples so thought i'd add you... good to hear you are having a great time over there... Lol hopefully we will go over there for a holiday (one day)...
      Good to hear from you...

      50 weeks ago
    • Rua
      Rua

      I added Lushy but just waiting for her to add me...

      50 weeks ago
    • Rua
      Rua

      Have you seen Lushy and Kordel?

      50 weeks ago
    • Rua
      Rua

      We algud... Kids are good... You seen mum and them? Justine and them are over there somewhere lol....

      50 weeks ago
    • Rua
      Rua

      Hi Aunty Katie, how are youz?

      50 weeks ago
    • Skuxx Chuxx
      luv Skuxx Chuxx

      HEY SIS ITS ME JACKIE!!!!

      XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD



      SOUTHBANK REPPPIN THIS SUNDAI

      LOL JOKES!!!

      56 weeks ago
    • Aunty Polly
      luv Aunty Polly

      kia ora...here's ph numbers u wanted 03 9817696 and karla's cell 0210592410....hows things going over there? us here we all good moving back to the north island next year, not to sure what area taupo terangi or taumaranui, just checking out the pricers of homes, :L :L :L :L :L most of all, the size, as we have to many kids lol,. tell that girl :L :L :L :L hell cant say girl now, shes a mummy lol tell lavenia aunty and uncle send big loves and candles to her and our new moko's....gee only u and penel now aye...:L :L :L :L :L to become nannys lol .... take care over there. b good and always smile love love US xxxx

      63 weeks ago