Number 32 your shame is up...would you like some shakalaka sauce with that?

mmm the old flannelette shirt bro. I bet you can bust into some ass with that on

you look like your into hip-hop

I dont cross the road the any normal person, I cross it like a dance CHAMPION!

bro wait up! where are you going with my cleanways truck?

This is on the border of gay and straight. its like running to the gay river and dipping your foot in, but then jumpimg back because its too cold.

G's up hoes down

Are you a bit of an SPCA man are you?

do you ever sniff your mo?

Yea incase you were wondering, that is my work. I'm pretty good with the paint.

When you're in an elevator, make sure you've got your pants on.

Hey there what's in your suitcase? Your cousin?

Ooooo you're very grabby grabby with that mike there arn't you

I feel sorry for the person sleeping down there aye.

Mmmmm look at these. Italian sausages. You know what to do with them? You lick them. mmmm yea.

Any dude that wears a skirt is good in my book.

You can't lick sausages in your good clothes.

Aw na that's going to have to go in the boot aye.

I'll tell you what i want what i really really want, let me tell you what i want what i really really want, i wanna Zi, i wanna Zi, i wanna Zi, i wanna Zi, i wanna zinger zinger zinger zinger Zinger burger please!

Jumun, Jumun, Jumun Jumun Jumun. Have you ever played Jumunji bro it's like a board game where you rhyme. I roll my dice, thrice.

I got more rhymes than china's got asians. And they got heaps of little asians.

I thought this was the busking festival not the fat guy sitting down with his pants round his neck show.

I wouldn't pick on you ya little ginga

Theres nothing like thrusting to some stinky licks.

Always wear your speedos. Even if you've got a tiny little italian cock.

You've already got an ice-cream there bro don't get too hungus.

No no, that's just a kid stroking his nipple.

I'm suprised he didn't displace every piece of water in that lagoon with his fat ass!

You do what with your mate in your mum's bed?

Your not allowed to wear wrestling belts to school? What's the education come to? Look at me, i'm wearing tights and i'm alright.

I'm not the weakest link, and he's just a dude with 7 strings of poo coming out of his head.

I could be pulling banana's and vegemite out of scout's asses. But i'm not, i'm at wrestlemania!

What did you want to be when you grew up?
A fireman or a rural postman but mainly a comedian which is lucky cause that is what I ended up

Single best thing about your job?
I laugh all day, work with great people and don’t have to wear a suit.

Most embarrassing moment while working at C4?
Interviewing a girl while playing pool, losing and having to walk around the table with my pants down

Favourite Kiwi band?
The Black Seeds

Top 5 albums of all time?
Fly My Pretties
Kings Of Leon, both albums
Age Pryor "City Chorus"
Dead Kennedy’s "Give me convenience or give me death"
All of Prince Far I’s albums

If you could be in any band/group, who would it be and why?
Whitesnake so I could sing "Here I go again on my own" in tight white jeans

What would be your ultimate concert line up?
DJ Shadow
Bob Marley
Dire Straights
Bardot (maybe they wouldn’t headline but you need at least one act to throw shit at)

First CD/tape you ever bought?
Motley Crew "Girls, Girls, Girls"

Song that reminds you most of your childhood?
Walk of Life "Dire Straights

All time favourite movie?
Back to the Future

Book you'd be most likely to recommend?
Any weird SAS books by Lee Child, or the Karma Sutra

Do you have any pets?
A cat called Rudy Poo Candy Ass

Best Christmas present you ever got?
A Chips pedal bike when I was 6

When’s your Birthday?
7th of Februray, A centred Aquariass
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