3.DJ Carey: The worst thing a team can do is not hit wides.

5. When asked aobut his view on politicians Pat Shortt replied: Politicians are like dirty nappies and should be changed for the same reason!!

6. When God made men he gave them both a brain and a penis but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time; Robin Williams commenting on the Clinton Lewinski affair!!!

8. Risterd Cooper taking this piss from Colm Murray: I'm here in paris when later on this evening Ireland will take on french rivals, france!!!

9. Teacher: I'm not in the mood for you now!!
Mungo: What miss your not in the mood for ME?

10. Teacher: Arthur I want to see you at break.... and bring your recorder.
Arthur: Oh i thought you wanted to SEE me!!

11. Teacher: We are not eating in that chinese and thats final.
Marcus: Shut up or ill stick an egg up your nose!!!

12. Freddy: so they get cheaper as you go down
1 for 5
2 for 3...

13. Eva to marcus: Your actually such a BITCH!!

14. Max: If i met Bryan Habana i'd actually give him head.
Crotty: Thats going up on Bebo.
Max: I dont care i still would!

15. Science teacher; If you drank etanol ( pure alcohol ) not only would it kill you but you could ACTUALLY GO BLIND!!!

16. Des: Eva goes"wats d opposite of a mixed school"
Moloney: A fukn Boarding school

17. Moloney: Idunno any of them, I just no 1 of them.

18. Moloney: I want to go to where home and away is filmed when were in Oz,
Des: I'd love ta go over to New Zealand.
Moloney: Id actually love to go to Tokyo!!
Des: Will we walk!!!

19. Moloney:I was about to say something there.
Des: Fair play ta ya!!!

20. Moloney: So how young would ya go???
Des: About 4!!!

21. Moloney: Who won the under fourteen league??
Coomerford: Christians
Moloney: Christians under fourteens???

22. Comerford: A taste of my carbonara and ul b in my bed in a flash!!
Sarah: Ya, in bed with food poisoning!!

23. Ronan: It's 2000 euro a head
Freddie: That's bullshit... I can get head off a chineese one for a fiver!!!