i dunno, i'll prob be working next week. i've been struck down by a phantom cold. I couldn't walk cos it made me dizzy so i slept all day I love sleeping. my mum thinks the horrible waiter from budapest put a voodoo hex on me lol. why do i always get cursed? becca wants to go camping too, when shall we do it?i don't think she's working anymore. xx

yea, just got back late on sunday. our flight was only delayed half an hour amazingly. You know whenever ryanair are 'on time', they play a fanfare and everyone claps. It's the only thing that has ever made me happy about a flight being delayed, the fact that i don't have to go through the ordeal of listening to all the gayness. It's almost like people are clapping because they arrived alive as well. ewww, clapping. also, i'm sure ryanair have just added 5 mins to every flight so they can say they're ahead of schedule. bastards. how was newcastle? I've been working since i got back it's so annoying. i always feel like a beer in the middle of the day now too. xx

cat?where are you? are you alive? did the robot finally eat you? I love my lush stuff so much! xxx

hey!
How were you yesterday? i woke up with the worst cold in the world, haven't left the flat in quite a while. I woke up the next day and i'd taken some cushions from somewhere, lol. I must've looked so weird walking down west end park street at 5.30 in the morning with two massive orange cushions lol. did your internet guy come? i thought of one for the banoffie one- it's too crude though. something about his banana lol. can i get a... wooooooooo! i had so much fun, thankyou. xxxx p.s he got it lol.

Hey sexy caterpillar,
I just got back from lapland, it was very cool! I made snow angels and learnt how to ski (ish) How is the Glasgae life? Have you been partying hard with vegemite sauce? xxxxxxx

CAAAAAAAATTTTTT!!! where have you gone? I have not found where you are hiding in alot of times. Why does this unfortunateness happen? Are you coming to quiz on wed???

lol cat. i'm very proud of you. level four is crap though. go to 7 or 11. or the level 5 annex is amazing, nobody ever finds you there. i went to my lecture this morning and since i got back i have actually just sat on my couch all day. did jambo shout at the science centre? my dog is staying with me just now so i have a friend. She keeps shaking uncontrollably because of the fireworks. is it remember remember the 5th of november or remember remember the 4th of november? that rhyme doesn't really help you remember at all does it. i went clubbing with my mum on saturday and guys kept trying to pull her. weird. oooh we've got heaters in our flat now so i won't die of hypothermia this winter!

i'm doing ex-cos. it starts today but i'm on arran lol. will be back in glasgow for thursday cos have to sign up for business. I think i'm in at 9 a few days as well.won't know my timetable til friday buti'll text you when i'm back xx

cat, do you have mice too? thaty're lovely but cos the beepy things don't work i had to let keir murder them with poison. I feel awful. when does your course start? wanna come to the mgt party at the primary on thursday? i think there's free food. x

I am most sorry to not be coming to Reuben tomorrow, I would very much like to but uni is rubbish and my timetable says no. Imagine an irritating presence gibbering nonsense in your ear and it'll be almost as good as me. And also, Neejil is terribly rude.

hey hey yeah im still living at home, it sucks! i might move out around xmas time if ive had enough by then haha. sorry sorry sorry about that money i lost your details cos i deleted that message, are you gonna be around tonight or tomorrow night? im working at 9 tonight and 8 tomorrow so i can come and give it to ya directly if thats easier? sorry again!

Neejil told me you had a pest problem in your new flat. My condolences. I saw a rat run under my bed when I last stayed in my flat and I was SOOOOOOO SOOOOO scared. I cried a bit. I think we should form a fierce gang and rid the world of them. Omg I feel sick... speak soon xxx

Aw I'm glad you got a flat! When you moving in? Sorry I thought you were only working weekends, those herbalists must have you under the thumb! Yeah Pleasance is great, but I'm now stuck in the phone room on my own for the last hour, fun times a-go-go. Everything's bloody well sold out, this is rubbish! Oh well, I'll just have to come visit you when I'm back at uni, I might be coming to Reuben, haven't decided yet, so may see you then?

Cattie-poo you haven't come to visit and it's making me sad I'm back at uni in a week!