1=Tipsy
2=Merry
3=steamed
4=half-cut
5=well-seasoned
6=drunk
7=lushed
8=hammered
9=locked
10=sizzled
11=milled
12=fozzeled
13=up-ended
14=very bad
15=rotten
16=mouldy
17=intoxicated
18=inebriated
19=berr goggled
20=under-the-influence
21=gee'd
22=langered
23=mangled
24=pissed
25=cunt-eyed
26=tit-faced
27=bandy-legged
28=discusting
29=wreakless
30=disgraced
31=wankered
32=splottoed
33=wackoed
34=bananad
35=slammed
36=canned
37=beered
38=wedged
39=disorderly
40=loaded
41=leathered
42=floored
43=write-off
44=smashed
45=off-my-tits
46=some-state
47=shit-faced
48=rotten
49=tits over arse
50=sauced
51=trollied
52=wreaked
53=flipped
54=rozzeled
55=flutered
56=welded
57=blooto
58=flaming
59=fucked
60=bombed
61=destroyed
62=toasted
63=totaled
64=warped
65=head-over-heels
66=leg-less
67=smashed
68=bollouxed
69=full as a bullet
70=off-my-face
71=haunted
72=zombied
73=boozed
74=cunt-faced
75=in-a-hoop
76=cocooned
77=derailed
78=sloshed
79=cream-crackered
80=paralletic
81=spaltered
82=mangled-badger
83=sozzeled
84=gee bagged
85=special-ed
86=spasticated
87=retared
88=bamboozeled
89=ballbagged
90=comotosed
91=incoherent
92=langballed
93=lock-jawed
94=fannied
95=motherfucked
96=Go'vomited
97=Ossified
98=transmoglified
99=wheelbarrowed
100=christy browned
101=discombobulated

Here ppl i shall finally give d ingrediants of all d drinks i make and made while workin in d lodge...

BODYBAG
Yega+ Goldslagger+blue aftershock+red aftershock

VIKING
Bodybag+Southern Comfort+lime(pint glass wit ice

GREEN MACHINE(may seriouly affect ur soberness)
Vodka+Micky finns(Green)+Southern comfort+WKD+Smirnoff ice+red bull

RED HEADED SLUT(class american shot)
Yega+peach snapps+ dash cranberry