The Republic of Awesome is represented by President Aidan McDonald. Every citizen has an equal vote in the election of officials, though the elected officials will often win having only their immediate family's vote. The people of Awesome are so technologically advanced that each citizen does not physically go to work, but simply thinks of his/her office space and it materializes in whatever physical space they currently occupy. Health care is available to each citizen by right of birth and all health care officials are paid incentives for keeping citizens healthy.

Most crime in Awesome is held at bay by the recent formation of a squadron of obese individuals who are given the authority to serial crush any law breakers. This country sports an impressive military force which operates fully on testosterone-driven body builders which are used to intimidate any adversary. Citizens of Awesome are allowed to practice any religious beliefs which they feel appropriate. In Awesome, learning is held to the highest of virtues and any citizen may take free classes to further their education.

Greenpeace has just been given control of over all environmental decisions made by the government. This country's economic system is completely run by corporations working in the free market and, subsequently, only the CEO's of large corporations are eligible to hold public office, and citizens of Awesome enjoy any freedom they deem appropriate, given it does not infringe upon the freedoms of any other citizen or offend any other citizen in practice.