Fran

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Fran
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Motto
Death smiles at us all...all a man can do is smile back.
Ich über mich
My name is Eagle Eye Smith and I'm a champion.

Jump.

I was at a party once and I told a group of people I had an artificial foot. One woman, shocked, asked "Can you still have SEX?!" I just went "YEEAAH! What does your husband do? Take a run up?!"

"Who'd ya fuck to land this job?"

"Myself. It's easier than it looks."

"Fucking yourself is always easier than it looks."

Insert disc two? GET A GRIP, OTACON!

Do you see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass? DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS?!

YOU ARE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT!

Shit, I said the quiet part loud and the loud part quiet.

Oh, and I'm Fran, and now that you're here, life is simple. You don't think this was fate, you and me?

Don't be afraid...we're gonna kill 'em all.

Strange you feel so low, then you feel so high.

And in the end we lie awake and dream of making our escape.
Music (fast becoming my life)
Guillotines, Star Crossed Enemies, Saccade, Insomnia, The Thousandaires, The Gents, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Joy Division, John Frusciante, Ataxia, Bicycle Thief, Bloc Party, Arcade Fire, Coldplay, Kasabian, Snow Patrol, Asobi Seksu, Glasvegas, Sea Wolf, Arctic Monkeys, The Beatles, John Lennon, Paul McCartney, Queen, Pete Doherty, The Libertines, Babyshambles, Dirty Pretty Things, Razorlight, The Horrors, Bright Eyes, The Fray, Kings Of Leon, The Kooks, Newton Faulkner, Biffy Clyro, Placebo, David Bowie, Johnny Cash, Wolfmother, Graham Coxon, Blur, Get Cape.Wear Cape.Fly., The Fratellis, The View, The Subways, Oasis, Cold War Kids, Sigur Ros, Declan O'Rourke, Tenacious D, Royseven, Pink Floyd, The Strokes, The Who, The Raconteurs, Led
Zeppelin, Humanzi, The Things, We Are Scientists, Larrikin Love, The Killers, Foo Fighters, Cazals, Rory Gallagher, James Brown, Kelly Jones, Bob Dylan, Jimmy Eat World, and more that won't fit in here.
Soundtracks (absolute magic)
Watchmen, Control, The Lord Of The Rings, Gladiator, Requiem For A Dream, Little Miss Sunshine, The Da Vinchi Code, Walk The Line, Donnie Darko, Once, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Zidane: A 21st Century Portrait (Mogwai), The Day After Tomorrow, The Beach, The Dark Knight, Quantum of Solace, Iron Man, X Men Origins: Wolverine, Transformers, Public Enemies, Gridiron Gang...there are many more I want, but I've been unable to locate them. Feckin' Irish music stores.
Films (a good film is always fun)
Watchmen, The Dark Knight, Control, Zodiac, Che, Requiem For A Dream, 24 Hour Party People, Iron Man, Football Factory, Superbad, Anchorman, The Day After Tomorrow, Transformers, The Power Rangers Movie, Old School, Shaun Of The Dead, Hot Fuzz, Anger Management, The Killing Of John Lennon, Little Miss Sunshine, The Darjeeling Limited, 300, Gladiator, V for Vendetta, Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, Monty Python And The Holy Grail, Sweeney Todd, Bruce Almighty, Jarhead, Baseketball, World Trade Centre, The Kingdom, Walk The Line, The Beach, Jay and Silent Bob, 1408, Mean Machine, Braveheart, Little Miss Sunshine, I Am Legend, Batman, Happy Gilmore, The Longest Yard, Gridiron Gang, Donnie Darko, The Butterfly Effect, Spinal Tap, The Lord Of The Rings Trilogy, Kingdom Of Heaven, Zidane: A 21st Century Portrait and others that won't fit in here.
Scared Of (I'm an easy person to frighten)
The height at which I fly and the speed at which I fall. Being alone, at the end of all things; that would be tragic...not a fitting end at all. Wondering what it's all for. Scientology taking over the world. 1984. Being a complete arsehole to people (unfortunately, when your friends with me, I'm going to act the complete arsehole at one stage or another so I'm apologising in advance to anyone I may be a complete arsehole to in the future. I'M SORRY!). A job predictor's prediction of my ideal job turning out to be accurate (it told me that "your ideal job Francis Reilly is a Sewage Worker. Good luck in your new career"). Being a gullible fuck. Never being able to help my friends when they need it. Darren Curtis breaking my legs.
Happiest When (it's easy to make me happy)
Hanging around DCU (when NOT in lectures), watching Control, playing football, listening to music, writing, reading, talking on MSN with Maria, playing guitar badly (which is odd as you would think that I would only be happy if I was GOOD), selling VJ, getting in random pictures (because they're always HILARIOUS), when I'm not being a dickhead or showing signs of weakness, when life isn't enforcing Karma in a negative manner, and of course when I'm out with all my wonderful friends! Without them, I would be an emotional and physical wreck. I LOVE YOU ALL!:D
Gigs 2009
Snow Patrol, Eagles of Death Metal, Steven Lynch, Coldplay...a bit light so far. Hopefully there'll be others! Naturally, there will be the routine Bribry is Sky High, Saccade, Thousandaires, My Red Sea, Apollos Thebe and Sly Brothers gigs too.:D Then, with any luck, there will be some completely random gigs involving bands I've never heard of. That's always entertaining.
My many names...
The names I've been called at one point or another in my lifetime (excluding the many derogatory ones): Francis, Franner, Frainer, Fran, Franno, Fran-al-an (Mr. Al-an), Franiel, Franderson, Franjo, Franny, Francy, Frandler, Frickin’ Frantastic, Frantastic Mr. Fox, Fanny, Francheska, Francois, Frainer the Whale Tamer, Rackin Frainer, Fran the Man, Bat-Fran, Franjapan, Franner the Spanner, Argy Bargy, Constant Rock, Old Greg, Psycho, Joker, Iron Fran, Reggie Blinker (Youtube only), Jefferson Farfran, Fran Der Sar, Fran Der Vaart, Fran Nistlerooy, Fran Huntelaar, Nefranja Vidic, Franzilla, Franielle, Franilla, Captain Francisco, San Francisco, Dr. Franhattan, Franmeister General, Franbar, Franzar, Franando, Fran Castle, Frankirklin, Frangolfin, Beautiful Blonde Pineapple, Boomerang, The Chameleon, Theobald Wolfgang, Jack Bruce, Ramone Sanchez, The Train...if anyone has any other names for me (that aren't derogatory, as we'll be here all day then) do let me know and I'll add it to the list
Meine bessere Hälfte
Paul Monahan

Paul Monahan

He's got a foot like a traction engine. PEIST!

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    • Links - Updated.

      Hello one and all,

      Don't worry, no need for moral panic. I'm just updating my links blog since it was no longer visible on my main page. I decided that a links blog is only useful if it can be SEEN, even if no one really cares.

      Right, so here we go.

      First we have the links to my critically acclaimed Bebo poetry pages. When I say 'critically acclaimed', I am of course being sarcastic. In case I offended anyone in saying that, it's important I thank those who have actually looked at one or more of the pages at some point or another. I really do appreciate it. The links are in chronological order, from the first page to the most recent page.

      http://www.bebo.com/ButisAPencilBetter
      http://www.bebo.com/WhatAboutTheMarker
      http://www.bebo.com/RunningOutOfPoemsToo
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      http://www.bebo.com/BackwardsAndSideways
      http://www.bebo.com/CrossingChores
      http://www.bebo.com/TheDreamScreen
      http://www.bebo.com/LeftNotRight

      And no, I honestly don't expect anyone to look at ALL of the pages. That would be lunacy. Just pick one at random or something. Hardly matters, it's just a bunch of conniptions anyway.

      Moving on, we have the link to my ill-fated, poorly constructed Bebo band page which, of course, has equally ill-fated, poorly constructed songs on it. Oh, what a tragedy. I'll leave the link here anyway, just in case I've failed in my duty to deter innocent ears from listening to such window smashing noise.

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      Then, we have the link to my BlogSpot page which contains random reviews and ramblings by yours truly. Some think it's good, others think it's pointless, most just don't see the point. Lovely.

      http://myriadsintheshimmeringtrees.b...

      And finally, Facebook, because I was bored.

      http://www.facebook.com/people/Franc...

      And that brings us to the blog's conclusion. I know, I'm sad too. Afterall, shameless self promotion is always funny, even when done in the most self deprecating of ways. I hope you've all enjoyed reading this blog as much as I enjoyed writing it.

      A cliche. Fuck.

      Goodnight and goodluck.

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    • The Rememberer's Log - it's finally here. Overlarge and in charge; tales of Holland retold.

      Introduction
      Now is the time for reflection. Well, laughter and reflection can be considered the same, can’t they? What follows is an account of everything that happened at PinkPop. An elaboration, if you like, on Brian Purcell’s self-proclaimed “basterdised” version of events. His version simply recalled everything he could remember. My version recalls everything I wrote down throughout the trip, so, hopefully, it will relive the vast majority of what transpired in Holland.

      Several things before getting down to the bare bones of it.

      A lot of the stuff that happened really was a ‘you had to be there’ sort of thing. So, if you weren’t there and you’re reading this, then don’t be surprised if you don’t think the trip was as funny as myself or others make it out to be. After all, most things are only funny within the context they’re given or the environment they occur in.

      This account is written as if it was happening in the present. That’s the way I wrote it originally, so that’s the way it will be presented to the world. I can’t promise that I won’t slip up though, so expect time contradictions and spelling mistakes.

      This account is only my version, my interpretation of events. Other people may have different ideas on how certain things should be portrayed. So don’t come back to me saying “so and so said what you said about this and that was wrong” because, to be frank (and I can be Frank, as my name is Francis), I really couldn’t give a shit. This is how I saw things. That’s something that should be kept in mind when reading this.

      Another thing to be kept in mind is the fact that this account WILL cause offence. Some things that were said will offend people if they are taken literally. So, my advice here is, take NOTHING mentioned in this account literally. It’s for your own good.

      You must NOT question the following:

      Jefferson Farfan.
      Bed rape (a very topical issue throughout our time in Holland)
      Jefferson Farfan
      Brian’s beer hat
      Jefferson Farfan
      Irel stoned
      Jefferson Farfan
      Dan
      Jefferson Farfan
      Any innuendo that is used
      Jefferson Farfan
      The use of the word ‘abstract’.
      Jefferson Farfan
      Enterplayment
      Jefferson Farfan,
      Population control,
      Jefferson Farfan,
      Abuse of Ities’,
      Jefferson Farfan,
      Cartoned water,
      Jefferson Farfan,
      The Tragador
      And of course…Jefferson Farfan!

      Here are some key terms you should be familiar with:

      ‘Give it a lash Jack’
      ‘Brian knows everything’
      ‘Meow, meow, fucking meow’
      ‘HOM NOM’
      ‘YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH! HELLO, HELLO!’
      ‘JEFFERSON FARFAN’
      ‘Well, your face’
      ‘Down with this sort of thing. Careful now.’
      ‘(insert word/name) is/are my life’
      ‘I’d flog your molly’ (or any other alteration of two words in close proximity to each other; examples will appear as the log goes on).
      ‘That’s what she said’
      ‘I’d give her something to suck on’ (or other phrases of this nature).
      ‘I’d like to lul her hai!’
      ‘Naoiken in de kaoiken.’
      ‘Wehwehwehwehwhwehwehwehweh!’
      ‘I’m abstract.’
      ‘Whopper.’
      ‘Fair play lads, fair play.’

      Wednesday 28th of May
      It’s here. The day I think we all felt wouldn’t come. The day we head to Holland to sample something special. My day starts earlier than everyone else’s though. My grandad’s heading to some court case thing, so I’m presented with two choices: either let him bring me to the airport at ten, or pay for a taxi. Me being cheap, I opt for the early lift. A penny saved is a penny earned after all.

      So now I’m sitting in the entrance foyer (or whatever you want to call the space between two sets of automatic doors). Not quite outside the airport, yet not quite inside it either. Like a mini version of ‘The Terminal’ if you will. I read a chapter of my Joy Division book before deciding to write this first part of my log. I’ll go back to

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    • The Rememberer's Log Part 2 - continuation of what's gone before.

      Saturday 31st of May
      A festival like this invariably leads to people being pissed. After yet another dodgy sleep, I get up around 8ish, go to the jacks, go for a wander and see a lad falling around the place, stopping random people by screaming “HEY!” at them, then stumbling off again. Hilarious.

      While lying in the tent, I hear Ashling claim she only came for the social aspect. Nice.

      “I’d like to lul her hai!” - Brian (who else?), which of course means ‘I’d like to nob her cunt!’ It’s a combination of Dutch (lul) and Mandarin (hai) I think! More than likely that’s wrong, but it’s two different languages anyway.

      Irel makes a huge noise that sounds like “ARRGGHH!”

      Brian, “Get up Irel, get into action!” Irel, “It’s ok, I have a contingency can!”

      JUPILER’S REVENGE - Brian was rummaging around his tent for something and a can of Jupiler cut his elbow. How embarrassing. You’d think the can would be happy that someone actually bothered to drink it.

      Brian does the unthinkable. He asks me to put on Joy Division. YES.

      Ashling, “Life is depressing and isn’t good for your mental health.”
      Irel, “Life is a hereditary disease.”
      Lovely remarks. They came about after I told them that listening to Joy Division wasn’t good for my mental health.

      Brian’s hat had a hole in it and his hair was poking out of it. It looked hilarious. You had to be there.

      Irel told me that when he went to get food yesterday he spent ten minutes looking at flashing lights and speakers. Oh Irel.

      Brian is nearly half way through his Jupiler now. He puts on Chumbawumba. What a fucking sing-along. This was followed by ‘Women’. YES.

      We meet random Irish people from Clare. You can’t fucking get away from Irish people, no matter where you fucking go. They’re gas craic though. Then we bump into Dutch people who live in Ireland. They were delighted.

      Jade and Emma than had to go home. It was really sad. We missed them for the rest of the trip, but made sure to wreck the place twice as much in their honour!

      We hung around for a while before going to see Eagles of Death Metal. We started off around the third or fourth row. By the end, I was in the second row, borderline first. It was sexily insane. His crowd playing antics were incredible. At one stage, I got shoved beside this random Dutch tank who shouted “Who are you?!” to which my reply was “I don’t know, I just got shoved here!” Also during this gig, I was caught eyeing up a girl by another girl standing beside me, who just said “bold boy!” Wehwehwehwehweh.

      We found a CD shop after the gig. This nearly ruined me financially. I got ‘Death By Sexy (Eagles of Death Metal) and ‘Float’ (Flogging Molly). It’s grand.

      While standing in an ATM que with Irel and Brian, crazy Candyfloss man made an appearance, monching on candyfloss right behind a woman’s head. We can hear the Editors from here. I didn’t like them that much; I thought they were playing the same song over and over. I went to put my CDS in the tent, got a can of coke, and came back. This took fifteen-twenty minutes. In that time, it sounded like they’d been playing the same song the whole way through. Your man’s trying to rip off Ian Curtis with that voice. Tosser. (Ironically, a month and a half later, I would buy their second album. Hypocrisy).

      We see a bit of Justice. Fucking amazing craic. Myself and Irel did the ‘Macarena’. A woman ends up video recording it. I hope it ends up on Youtube.

      We grab some pizza and get a look at Stereophonics. A lot of people were walking right between me and Irel. So, every time a person walks by, my facial expression would change. Irel thought this was brilliant. Then I see a woman sniff her own armpit. Even more brilliant.

      Stereophonics play some songs from their first album, much to Ashling’s pleasure. They play ‘More Life in a Tramp’s Vest’ and Ashling fe

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    • Shamim Rox
      luv Shamim Rox

      oh i think u are

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    • Antony
      Antony

      hey fran. i am a cleaner. as a cleaner i require no academic knowledge. therefore i dont needa the good english capish!!!!!


      what do you think anyways?

      2 Tage her
    • Antony
      luv Antony

      no!


      have you heard the them crooked vultures album yet? In reply to: "Please take my hand." by Fran

      3 Tage her
    • Lana
      Lana

      "How long could we maintain? I wondered. How long until one of us starts raving and jabbering at this boy? What will he think then?..Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?! " :D

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    • Michael B
      Michael B

      i have not aquired it yet i am afraid :( i seriously have 0 money. if i had any money i'd be buying out music shops by now

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    • Michael B
      Michael B

      i do indeed my good sir, why?

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    • Michael B
      Michael B

      i'll critisize whatever i damn well please

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    • Michael B
      Michael B

      nobody loves a clown

      6 Tage her
    • Michael B
      Michael B

      the mel gibson one. tis hillarious. it's also the war cry of the actors in team ameriaca

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    • Michael B
      Michael B

      it's actually south park

      1 Woche her
    • Michael B
      Michael B

      QUAPLA!!!

      1 Woche her
    • Michael B
      Michael B

      your idea, i like it

      1 Woche her
    • Dave Smullen
      Dave Smullen

      ha your a mad yoke. i havnt even been on dis since the last 1!!!!!

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    • Michael B
      Michael B

      so we have tank and george clooney now we just need a target

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    • Alan Dunney
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      I hope they can perform buddie tats my point hows u

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    • Michael B
      Michael B

      he owes me one so yeah

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      Michael B

      i think i may be able to accommodate us with one . . .

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      Michael B

      Take down the satellite!!!!!

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      Michael B

      i can't, they might be watching our conversation *shifty eyes*

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      Michael B

      fear not for i have developed a plan so incredibly schemey that we will win

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