1. Full Name: Simon peter alexander fox greene
2. Nicknames: fathead, sexy, sexy, simon greene hi 5.
3. Birthday: 27th march 1922
4. Place of Birth: Dublin
5. Zodiac Sign: Aries
6. Male or female: Male?
7. Grade: 2nd in college.
8. School: Nui Maynooth
9. Occupation: bar lady
10. Residence: home
11. MSN Screen Name: Nope!

__Your Appearance___

12. Hair Colour: broon
13. Hair Length: knee length
14. Eye colour: BLUE
15. Weight: No chance!
16. Height: 14 ft 7 inches
17. Braces? no!
18. Glasses? no
19. Piercings: no
20. Tattoos: no
21. Righty or Lefty: twice!

___Your "Firsts"___

22. First best friend: ciaran turley
23. First Award: slógadh 95
24. First Sport You Joined: hurling
25. First pet: roxy the rabbit
26. First Real Vacation: Lanzarote
27. First Concert: red hot chilli willis proobably
28. First Kiss: it was at a disco, i have no idea!
___ Favourites___

29. Movie: oceans 11
30. TV programme: scrubs or family guy
31. Colour: Blue
32. Rapper: fatty cent
33. Band: Barenaked Ladies
34. Song Right Now: Dogs by Damien Rice
35. Friend: Tara Fox
36. Sweet: Laces
37. Sport to Play? Hurling
38. Restaurant: Taras belly button
39. Favourite brand: Fox inc.
40. Store: i dont like shopping
41. School Subject: taras anatomy
42. Animal: puss
43. Book: Ross o carroll kelly
44. Magazine: womans weekly
45. Shoes: my shoes

___Currently___

46. Feeling: Jacob
47. Single or Taken? Taken
48. Have a crush: Yes
49. Eating: My tongue
50. Drinking: Saliva
51. Typing: Fuck you
52. Online? Yes again, fuck you
53. Listening To: Tara on the other end of the phone
54. Thinking About: me naked
55. Wanting To: see me naked
56. Watching: the fucking computer screen idiot.

___Your Future___

58. Want Kids? seventeen
59. Want to be married? only to tara
60. Careers in Mind: minder of tara, putting on her nappies
61. Where do you want to live: in taras pants
62. Car: thr tara mobile

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

63. Hair colour: brown
64. Hair length: long
65. Eye colour: brown
66. Height: 5 ft 7"
67. Cute or Sexy: sexy
68. Lips or Eyes: eyes
69. Hugs or Kisses: both
70. Short or Tall?: smaller than me
71. Easygoing or serious: easygoing
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: Spontaneous
73. Funny or serious: Funny
74. Sensitive or Loud: both, equally balanced.
75. Hook-up or Relationship: Relationship
76. Sweet or Caring: Wats the difference?
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: trouble maker

___Have you ever______

78. Kissed a Stranger: yes
79. Had Alcohol: yes
80. Smoked: yes
81. Ran Away From Home: no
82. Broken a bone: no
83. Got an X-ray: no
84. Been with someone: yes
85. Broken Someone’s Heart: yes
86. Broke Up With Someone: yes
87. Cried When Someone Died: yes
88. Cried At School: yes

___Do You Believe In___

89. God: yes
90. Miracles: yes
91. Love At First sight: only with tara fox
92. Ghosts: no
93. Aliens: no
94. Soul Mates: yes
95. Heaven: yes
96. Hell: yes
97. Angels: yes
98. Kissing on The First Date: yes
99. Horoscopes: no

___Answer Truthfully__
100. Is there someone you want but you know you can"t have? yes, Justin Timberlake.

___Tara____
101. Is she the best girlfriend in the word? Yes
102. Could you live without her? Not for more than 7 minutes
103. Is she beautifull? extremely
104. Are u planning on finishing with her? Never.
105. Would you like to marry her? already happened
106. Is there anythin about yourself your purposely keeping from her? im actually only 17

flying after drinking for the night

bus journey beside a fat sweaty guy

THE HOT BOX

the woman in the hostel in paris who is a serial killer

The two american guys who are serial killers

Serial killers

DISney LAANND!!!!

being drunk in disneyland!

jeffs hatred of disneyland

cutting chris' hair

jeff beating the shit out of will

the two paris dealers and our favourite fighters.



Peter and paul

losing peter and paul

Jeff meets his former boss

€1 jeiger shots

Christophes

deanna and her wet blankets

cruisin the district after a full meal!

decrepid porn

the canals

6 hours of just walking and constantly telling jeff that i feel fat!

The charlie

MUNCHEN-MUNICH

finding billy and stephen bradley

Giant beers

Giant beer halls

Giant pretzels

Warren

40 person dorm

people have sex in the bed next to me

same people commenting on their own sex.

PRAHA-PRAGUE

the scary hostel guy....from hostel

the scary hostel owner guy....from hostel

4euro pizzas

7p bottles of water

The telescope

one euro beer

the homeless guys who made me photo them

The predators lair

Albert

BUDAPEST

MEATHOOK

The smell of burnt piss

Lance and curtis-totally fuckin sick

The norweigens- ivan Per and knudt

Tabitha n Fiona-Stalkers

The hurricane

Wacky inflatable arm flailing tube man

The zoo

Storming the Parliment Building

Walking two miles to a fuckin kfc

ZAGREB

Bein followed by our stalkers

our apartment

Everything is dirt cheap

A whole street of cafes n bars

Independance day

Vladmir putin

The croation president

passin the rolly

The eyes

The irish speaking croation woman

SLOVENIA

The stalkers followed us here too

So did the norweigens!

The FAG

Coctails all round!!

Per set his mouth on fire

per squeezed a lemon in his eye

me n jeffs shopping day-AWKWARD!

jeigermeister and trannys.. jeffs preference

conquering the mighty ljubianica

Venice

The fuckin candians

Davor and the other guy!

Jeigermeister+ cuban cigars

Geting lost three times in two hours in venice

Gay gondola guys

The lonely girl

The adriatic sea

feeding the creepy pigeon army

Jeff-The gay icon

The wrong airport

Having to tell the story to the receptionist n get DENIED

sleepin on the streets of venice with the homeless

Finally geting money!

The shitty shitty airport

AND HOME!!!!!



It was the worlds greatest adventure, any curiousities, just ask me!

A dhaoine uaisle, a dhaltaí, a scolairí, a hoifigí, cén caoi in a bhuil sibh?

Ba mhaith liom I dtús báire buíochas a gabhadh le mo chomhluadar as tachaíocht a thabhairt dom chun rith le haghaidh an post seo.

Is mise Simon Greene nó Siomón ó Glaisín as Gaeilge.

Ta mé sa chéad bhliain ag déamamh gaeilge, Tíreolaíocht agus staidéar na Gréige agus na Róimhe, agus tá me ag rith le haghaidh Oifigeach na gaeilge agus gnóthaí cultúrtha nó irish language and cultural affairs officer.

 last two Irish officers good jobs, but third year, I’ll be in 2nd

Put more into the job -no thesis!!

 POLICIES!!!!

• More Irish in the Spoke- work with vp of communications to see current affairs thru Irish in the Spoke
• Distinct lack of Céilís this year, MORE CÉILÍS make them a more regular thing within the college.
• Seachtain na gaeilge high priority on the list of jobs for the oifigeach na gaeilge.- work with the cuallacht to make a better week with poetry recitals and different kinds of workshops taking place.
• International students- job of oifigeach na gaeilge to help the internationals to become more inregrated. More of a multi cultural college.
I want Irish to be enjoyed, not seen as work but as fun, and let the whole college see that.


Is rud an-Dhílis dhom é an ghaeilge, as b’fhearr liom é a fheiceáil bheith ag fásadh sa gcoláiste, gan bheith ag dul I léig.
Níl mé ag iarraidh an colaiste go léir a athrú ach tá mé ag iarraidh go bhfeicfidh sibh an taobh deas greannmhar sa ghaeilge, an taobh a fheicimse fhéin.

Mar Fhocail scoir, ba mhaith liom geallúint a thabhairt díobh.
An bhliain seo chugainn, má bhuaim an todhcán, beidh foireann do dhaoine, a bhuil an grá céanna acu sa gaeilge is atá agamsa, agus le chéile beidhmíd á spreagadh an gaeilge agus á mhuscalú gra don teanga ionaibh.



An déardaoin, Simon Greene le haghaidh oifigeach na gaeilge agus gnóthaí cultúrtha
Go raibh Míle maith Agaibh!