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1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and How did we meet?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Have you ever wanted to snog me?
6. Give me a nickname and explain why?
7. Describe me in 1 word
8. What was your first impression of me?
9. Do u still think the same?
10. What reminds you of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do you know me?
13. When was the last time you saw me?
14. Ever wanted to tell me something that you couldn't?
15. Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you?

Majella

Majella is a well-known woman,
In Derry everyone knows!
‘Cause no matter what you’ve done,
She’ll know what way it goes!
She’ll know who’s getting married,
Or if your partners done the dog!
Even if there’s been some trouble,
In the Fountain or the Bog!
She’ll know your rate of D. L. A,
The day your tax runs out!
Even if your sons new girlfriend,
Has been seen about!
If you’re Hubby’s got a winner,
You’re daughters had a scare!
If the dog’s been in her garden,
And if you’re sons been on the tear!
Just look out for ‘auld Majella,
No matter what you do!
Or next time Majella’s story,
Will be one all about YOU!!!

By Marty McGrath

A
Afeard - scared
Ah - I or me, ie Ah don't feel well
Aminal -common mispronounciation of Animal
Amptinat? -I most definitely am.
Ar$ehole -calling someone a rectum
Aye -meaning "yes"


B
Balleex -"b0ll0cks" Thats balleex - Used in context when disagreeing with someone
Bake -someones face
Baltic - quite cold
Banjaxed – ‘broke’
Bate -beat, I bate her up so ah did
Beezer - Very good, Thats Beezer
Boggen - dirty, unclean
Bout Ye -"Hello"
Brave - large
Brew - weekly benefit

C
Cheeser -like Beezer, meaning "very good" or "exellent"
Chicken -child slang for "afraid"
Chinks -popular Chinese food Take Aways
Childer -children
Cracker -not something you put cheese on, means beezer
C.O- carry out ‘r ye goin fer a C.O’

D
Dander -a walk, ie I'm goin fer a dander
Drawers -underwear
Dour -a door
D.L.A – derry living allowince

E
Eejit -derived from "Idiot", means "Idiot"
Eff Aaf - F*ck Off


F
FaakAaf - Excuse me my good man, kindly vacate the premises
Faaler -father
Fally - follow
Fillum -a movie or film
Fingy -someone whose name you can't remember
Frig -polite word for "F*ck", also used: Flip
Flour - a floor
Fut - foot

G
Getaway d f*ck -go away now
Givuz -give me
Glass -Half-Pint
Goes -replaces the word "Said" ie And I goes: What? Are you slabberin'?" And then she goes,Yip."


H
Happy Days - that's good
Hardly -meaning "Thats not true" ie Hardly now. Hardly.
Hectic - See Mad
Houl On -please wait

J
Job -activity usually carried out under the cover of night
Joken -joking


K
Kudn't -couldn't ie Ah kudn't do that...


L
Lifted – arrested can also be called ‘scooped
Lingo -language


M
Mad - See Hectic
Magic -not tricks, but another word meaning great or good
Majassif - large
Messages - weekly shopping
Moufycunt - rather outspoken person
Monkeyed- drunk ‘I was fucking monkeyed last nite
Mucker -a friend or mate
Muller -Mother or "Ma"


N
Nek it - drink that drink in one
Nice One -that was good

0
Offees -alchohol retailer
Oi -a yelp for someones attention ie Oi! You! C'mere!"

P
Pat - container in which food is boiled
Prably -maybe, its likely
Parfil - strong
Peeler -a police officer
Piece-sandwich
Pssskety -common misprounciation of "Spaghetti"
Purdie -countryside slang for Potato

Q
Quim -slang for female genetalia

R
Ragin' -angry, Ahm bloody ragin' so ah am.
Ration -you'd be doing this if you were trying to get to somewhere
in a hurry, in Ballymena


S
Samitch -mispronunciation of "Sandwhich"
Sebm -seven [7]
Shap -shop
Shar -a shower
Showed- Embarrassed
Sicken' Ye - would annoy you
Skinned Ye! - Haha my good friend, I do believe I won that particular game by a significant margin
skint- have no money ‘im fucking skint cant go out man’
Slabber -someone who makes bad comments about you behind your back or to your face
Spoofen - lying
Spoon -someone with a low IQ
troked - stolen / ripped off


T
Ta -Thank You
Theee -the number three
Till -replaces the word "to" ie Goin till the shap"
Tube -see: Spoon



U
Undurstawnd -understand ie Do ye undurstawnd me?


V
Vaka -Vodka

W
Wain- a young child
Wee -put in front of words such as "drink", "dander", and basically anything
Windie -a window
Windielickurs -horrid term for the mentally disadvantage
Windie Still -a window sill
Wheelie bin - a bin


X
X-Acktlee-exactly

Y
Yeegittin? -Are you being served?
Yip -yes
Yousens - When addressing more than one person