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1. Fitzgerald Stadium Killarney on a sunny day is one of the loveliest sights in sport.
2. Andy Gray.
3. Micheal O'Murchearaigh.
4. Since Dalymount decayed, professional Irish soccer has no place to call home despite three World Cups and a Euro Championship.
5. There is no piece of sporting equipment available anywhere that is as lovely as a well crafted hurley.
6. The Kerry 4 in row teams.
7. Sideline cuts, high catches, summer schools to define the tackle.
8. No soccer manager was ever as entertaining as Ger Loughnane.
9. No segregation at GAA matches.
with a shoehorn.
10. The GAA player who performs in front of 70,000 at the weekend will be teaching your kids on Monday or he'll be selling you meat or fixing your drains or representing you in court. The soccer player who performs in front of 70,000 fans at the weekend will be moaning about too many games and trying to sell you his personalised brand of leisure wear.
11. Abramovich can buy a league title. You can't buy an All-Ireland.
12. Penalty shootouts. What was wrong with the old interminable FA cup replay sagas eg Leeds and Ipswitch 1975. Heartbreaking but memorable.
13. The new Croke PArk. We call it space age. .
14. The Munster Hurling Final.
15. The Munster Football Final.
16. You always remember what county your Irish teacher came from.
17. We care so much about the weaker GAA counties that we sensitively refer to them as the "so called weaker counties". English soccer just makes the premier league smaller.
18. There are always two men in white coats behind each goal at GAA games. Very wise.
19. Razzmatazz. OK the Artane Boys band may be boring but why does it take Sky 3 hours to show a 90 minute soccer game.
20. Soccer players always describe the game they have just played in the same guarded way. There is nothing like a GAA player cutting loose "He ate the shite out of us" said an Offaly player of Eamon Cregans half time speech in 1996 All Ireland.
21. Jimmy Barry Murphy was the coolest skinhead ever to grace a playing field.
22. There's nothing like seeing the bonfires blazing when a winning team reaches it's home borders.
23. The GAA season always leaves you wanting more. The soccer season leaves soccer people demanding less. Fewer games please.
24. The GAA is just a part of life and death.
25. Gaelic Games is harder to play. Niall Quinn and Kevin Moran got out and went to soccer. You never see anyone coming the other direction.
26. GAA players run faster, hit harder and last longer. Nobody acts like a grenade just went off if they get tripped.
27. All soccer players wear shinguards. Some hurling players even wear helmets.
28. The GAA is about where you're from. Soccer is mainly about who you like.
29. A scoreless draw in GAA would be quite a novelty.
30. Guinness ISN'T inscribed in large letters on the Liam McCarthy Cup. Barclays IS inscribed in large letters on the Premier league trophy. 1.
31. Doubling on an overhead sliotar is a more beautiful thing than volleying a soccer ball.
32. GAA goalposts cast nicer shadows on summer evenings.
33. 83,000 people at an All Ireland Final.
34. Mickey Harte breaking down in tears on RTE, after last years All Ireland Football Final