Emeir
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- Motto
- baked beans!
- Ja, o mnie i jeszcze raz ja
- "skye=a skanky dyke*
and yes i am superwoman!!! just shhhhh
hey this is just a quick request. if you're out there Prince Charming please raise your hand! cause i cant seem to find you
hey im emeir. im 16.
em im the girl who believes in fairytales, even aafter everything that happens i still believe. what can you do about it?!
im the crazy one, slightly random but its not my fault i have so may thoughts. i blame the world! like if i see a tree ill think of loads of random tree things i know!
so yeah thats pretty much me. comment if you want. promise i wont get upset if you dont. ill just cry for oh ... weeks.
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R.I.P laura! you'll always be my big cousin!
hey! you'll do says:
you belong with me
emma says:
I know emeir! Oh right the song...
hey! you'll do says:
hahahaha
oh emma of course WE belong together
- Moja druga połowa
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hey look man i didnt call you an ass...
- sarah/azzi
- well we've known eachother for about 6 years and cant get rid off eachother (trust me i've tried) lol! i love you my sarah!! cant wait for skiing! i hit my head too! its sore! dizzy dizzy dinasour is not a good idea when you have a sore head! lol. well that would be something we get up to! lol ahhhhhh skiing was so much fun! woop woop musical was too!!! lol. you know what im talking about. oh the things we got up to in the bedroom.... lol and the last night some interesting texts i heard were being sent around! lol
i love you! xxxx - Norway
- i of course have to give a shout out to the best part of the school year!
Summer 2010 room 671?! (sarah i remember our room number).
the fun we had in that room. but for those who weren't in the room you will never know what happened. because what happens in room 671 stays in room 6711 isn't that right room 671?!
oh Norway how we all miss you! but we will be back. mainly to visit claire! oh just so everyone knows, whould claire ever go missing she'll really just be in Norway, her native land! - Prince Charming
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- Scared Of
- Spiders( well its not really a fear as much as a passionate dislike of them)
- i like
- chat up lines. well more im addicted to them. lol
- religion of emeir
- religion of emeir was set up in austria due to a lot of hyperness and i need to talk to alone...outside etc. anyway it was a powerful moment in everyones life. im sure you felt the world move. yeah you did.
well the moment zoe and i agreed that we will start a religion and make a gossip(our version of the gospel) and thus everyone who was downstairs ran upstairs.
Religion of emeir is a great religion just ask zoe!! so please come and jon us. there will be a temple and everything!!!! - beth!!
- where to begin! lollipop *bounces on tbar* lol. so yeah chrissay and andy pandy! love you guys. although you's annoy the hell out of me too. right back to beth who promised that she is mine forever and always! im holding you to that. lol. mamma mia! woohoo. tractors and sheep! and we cant forget dear old fudge, who's not that old! i love you my sweetie bethie booties! lol!
the fun in london! but i vow next time that i will just stay in some cafe! lol
oh beth my love. poor you having to study for the jc that was me last year it is terrible! i will send you ny love as i am telepathicly in the room with you. oh oh oh i can tell you the answers during the jc that way! lol. not that i'd be much help
yum tea! (im having a cup right now) we both love tea for those of you who dont know that already! lol
oh october mid-term plans!!! lol
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- are you wearing mirrored pants cause i see myself in them tonight
- do you have a plaster cause i grazed my knee when i fell for you
- you me handcuffs/whipped cream. interested? (state if you mean w.c or h in comments)
- you make my software turn to hardware
- other (comment)
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if you're a sex god do you know everything about se?
- yes
- no
- some things but not everything
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Emmmmmm
...☆ STUPID LABELS ☆
In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of
stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
On a Myer hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping".
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Chips:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Palmolive soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap".
(And that would be how???)
On some frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost".
(But, it's just a suggestion).
On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert
(printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down".
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought????...)
On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body".
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we
could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness".
(And...I'm taking this because???)
On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only".
(As opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use".
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Nobby's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts".
(Talk about a news flash!)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts".
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
I don't blame the company, I blame the parents for this one:
On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".
On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals".
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)0 komentarzy 769 dni
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UNANSWERED QUESTIONS OF THE WORLD
If a vampire were Jewish would his Sabbath start at sunrise?
Why do child labor laws not prohibit children from acting in movies?
If your eyes are crossed, do your tears fall straight?
If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense?
Is the vice president's wife called the second lady?
Do you wake up or open your eyes first?
Can you "zone out" and be "in the zone" at the same time?
If French kissing is a big thing in America, how do French people react to normal American kissing?
Why is it called a soap opera when nobody sings?
Why does jello have a smell when you add the powder in the water, but when it "gels" the scent virtually disappears?
Can a unborn baby fart or burp?
If a baseball player hits a home run over the fence, but then dies before he can run around the bases, does the home run count?
If a General is a higher ranking officer than a Major, then why is a major illness worse than a general illness?
Why don't they make Root Beer flavored ice cream? Wouldn't it be better than root beer floats?
Why is there never a full English dinner or tea but there is always a full English breakfast?
What is the point in saying "may I ask" and then follow it up with a question?
Is it possible to be allergic to water?
When an atheist swears on a Bible before they testify in court do they have to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth since they don't believe in God?
Why do cats like to dig their paws into something before they lay down on it?
If a pack of gum says that each piece is 10 calories, is that amount just chewing the gum, or also for swallowing it?
Why is there a little countdown (like 8, 7, 6, 5, 4) near the bottom of the copyright info page in the beginning of many books?
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
How come only your fingers and toes get wrinkly in the shower and nothing else does?
Isn't it weird that all year round your parents tell you not to play with fire, but on Independence Day they hand you a package of explosives, a lighter, and say have fun?
Are tomatoes fruits or vegetables?
How come lotion is colored, but when you put it on, it doesn't turn your skin that color?
Doesn't a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith?
Are there pink lemons that make pink lemonade?
Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck?
Whats a question with no answer called?
How do "do not walk on grass" signs get there?
When a store has double doors why do they only let you use one of them?
If there was a crumb on the table and you cut it in half, would you have two crumbs or two halves of a
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zamknij ? time
Whats your future Husbands initial?
My result is: C
You will marry some lucky guy whos name begins with a C........ it could be, Chris, Craig, Calvin.....
More quizzes:
how much do you like him or her?does your secret crush like u 2
how random are you?
What is your usual mood????
Who is your Disney Prince? (girlz only)
Which Avril Lavigne song is you?
What Type Of Guy Are You
are you pretty or darn right ugly?
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zamknij slut, tease or good gal
slut ,tease or good gal
My result is: tease
you like to play hard to get some tiems but you main aim is to be a tease boys dnt no if there coming or going with you you do liek sex now n then but your not fussed eatehr way.
More quizzes:
Whats You're best feature?wat do boys really see in you!
how random are you?
What is your usual mood????
Who is your Disney Prince? (girlz only)
Which Avril Lavigne song is you?
What Type Of Guy Are You
are you pretty or darn right ugly?
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zamknij What Kind of Guy Will You Fall For?
What Kind of Guy Will You Fall For?
My result is: You would fall for the gentleman.
Keep an eye out for your love at your next formal or field trip to the opera. Watch out for bad boys who walk on the inside of the curb and don't hold the door for you, and you'll end up with the guy who's suave, sophisticated, and classy through-and-through.
More quizzes:
What Type of Kisser Are You?What Type of Heart Do You Have?
Are You Sexy, Flirty, or a Slut?
More quizzes:
Are You Liked ?What's your kissing style?
what model are you?
Who's Your Perfect Celeb Mate?
Whats yuurh real name?
what will your baby girl look like
how interesting are you?
What colour best suits your personality?
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zamknij The cold hard truth
1.What is your name?
Emeir
2.Are you comfortable with answering personal questions?
yeah! fun fun fun
3.Are you currently happy?
indeed i am
4.Who did you last fight with?
my sister
5.Why did you apologise to the last person you did?
i didnt we're sisters lol we get over it pretty quickly
6.What does your 29th message in your inbox say?
let me go check
haha well at least your on the same track! X
7.Do you regret doing anything this week?
yeah! burning my hand taking the queen cakes out! it bloody hurt and there's an icky scar!
8.What were you doing at 11pm last night?
bed or else stil getting ready for bed.....
9.Was your last kiss a mistake?
nope... well i dont think so anyway
10.If you could have anything right now, what would it be?
a cup of tea... im so going to make one after this *day dreams about tea*
11.Do you believe in second chances?
i do! second chances are a must!
12.Why did you cry last?
because i missed my cousin... i tend to cry a lot about that
13.When was the last time you smiled?
about 10minutes
14.Have you had more than one bf/gf in the past year?
yeah
15.Have you ever got in a car with people you just met?
no
16.What annoys you the most?
when people get all mopey and you just want to have a good time ( i know i do that sometimes too but i feel bad afterwards i swear)
17.Would you take someone back if they cheated on you?
if i really liked them and if i trusted them still
18.Have you ever been in trouble with the police?
ha me?! im a good girl!
19.Have you ever worn pjs to school?
no i never undertand why people do that. i mean you just slept in them!
20.What song are you currently listening to?
none. although last song i did listen to was some 80s one on the radio it was rad!!
21.Do you swear at your parents?
try not to but sometimes it just slips out
22.Do you know anyone who is pregnant?
my aunt
23.What is the nicest txt in your inbox?
let me check...
hey how are you? X
(the rest are kinda embrassing)
24.Have you ever had an allergic reaction to anything?
yup a spider bite (fun times)
25.Did you kiss or hug anyone today?
its tsill only 9:35 am so no not yet
26.Have you ever thrown up because of alcohol?
nope
27.Have you kissed anyone in your top friends?
probably yeah
28.How many people have you liked?
too many to count
29.What time did you go to bed last night?
about 11 ish
30.What time were you up this morning?
8:30am (dont ask)
31.Have you met someone who has changed your life?
yeah
32.List all your contacts under 'A' in your phone.
Aine, Aisling B, Aisling G, Aisling, Alex Amy B, Ana, Andrea, Andrew, Andy Pandy, Antony, Aoibhin, Aoife, Ashleigh, Ann
33.Have you ever had a rumour spread about you?
yeah it was disgusting. saying that one of the exs broke up with me because i suck to hard!?
34.Are you keeping a secret from the world that could destroy a friendship?
dont think so... i tend to forget what im told.
35.Have you ever betrayed a friend?
i'd like to say 100% no but i might have
36.Have you ever been grounded? What for?
yeah, sneaking out somewhere...
37.What means the most to you in the whole entire world?
friends and family
38.Will you have a bf/gf in two months time?
dunno
39.Have you ever smoked a cigarette?
no
40.Have you ever been caught 'doing something?'
ha no
41.Do you think alot of people think bad things about you?
proabably
42.Have you ever snuck out?
yeh hence the grounding
43.Have you ever dated someone twice?
em no
44.Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
my dad wait actual talking or texting???
Talking: my dad
Texting: Beth
45.Name something really bad that happened last year.
my cousin passed away
46.Is this year going to be a good one?
hopefully!
zamknij Which Twilight Character are You?
Which Twilight Character are you?
Isabella(Bella) Swan - Human
You don't see yourself the way that other people do. You're shy and clumsy, if there is something to fall over you'll find it. But don't worry the guys love you all you need is a little confidence.
zamknij are u a girly girl, tomboy or inbetween? GIRLS ONLY
are u a girly girl, tomboy or inbetween? GIRLS ONLY
My result is: Tomboy
You are a tomboy.
You you love to play sports and you don,t care if you have to get dirty.
You you love to play sports and you don,t care if you have to get dirty.
More quizzes:
your real namewhat's your ideal nickname?
how random are you?
What is your usual mood????
Who is your Disney Prince? (girlz only)
Which Avril Lavigne song is you?
What Type Of Guy Are You
are you pretty or darn right ugly?
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zamknij Are You Random?
Are You Random?
My result is: Random is your first name
You're so random, and you know it. Sometimes you go a bit over the top, and people just tell you to shut up.. which is sad.
But then again, they love it ^^ If you weren't random, you wouldn't be you, would you?
MUSHROOMS!!!
But then again, they love it ^^ If you weren't random, you wouldn't be you, would you?
MUSHROOMS!!!
More quizzes:
how will YOU die?your real name
what kind of lips do you have>>??
how random are you?
What is your usual mood????
Who is your Disney Prince? (girlz only)
Which Avril Lavigne song is you?
What Type Of Guy Are You
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Disney Channel Starz
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DISNEY STARS !!!!!
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U2
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sing like spongebob
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pink ladies
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Panic At the Disco
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rangers basketball club
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PANIC! At the disco
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Smosh.com
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Anime-Manga Fans~!!
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Colour System Failure
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Alex Pettyfer
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We-LoVe-BrIaN-cLuB
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Emo Boys Are Sooo Cute
zamknij Quizy
- how smart r yooh??? Wykonano: 3
- My perfect guy Wykonano: 5
- i should really get a life Wykonano: 14
- wat im i lik Wykonano: 18
- How well do you know Emeir? Wykonano: 21
hey whats up? long time since i was last talking to u. am up in dublin at the mo! was at ayos for wkend! good fun here in dub! don't no why i don't live here! lol. xxxxx
Havaa bitta love.
I AM A BIT EVIL AYEE.
Course not dear...
PROSTITUTE?
Okayy well you could put him on a leash or something?
-- I hear that works.
FINEEEE> BITCH>
Haaa Sneezey Sneezey Niamh (:
And NO. Scented candles. Okay?
Keep your thoughts to yourself
x x x
ha ha ha hows the slopes in your house?
can I visit them sometime.?
Were too cool to the max loike.
Holaaa Holaaa (;
I just sneezed...it was the funniest noise everrrr.
Oh i dont anyway so its okay (;
Holaaaa to pete
haa your just a plain whore.
Sorry.
Their daddy isnt even here to repremand them.
Sure he has another woman. Im convinced.
x x x x x
YOU DIRTY BITCH.
Thats all I have for you young one.
Jessica, Jason, Jamie, Joshua and Holly are running mad. Clanking the pots and pans and singing the version of Hallelujah I wrote when i was jus sixteen.
Thos were the days
OH THOSE WERE THE DAYS.
Aw jesus you madd woman thats why you have tweny five kids and youve only been married a year and a half.
And i thought i was bad with my 5 J's.
Oh yeah Toms in town alright might pop downfor a "hello" alright (; Oh of course..French the language of Love, very raunchy alright.
Oh Jesus off you go wouldn;t want to keep yah. pete would have me dead.
shiiit yeah sorry!
I love luke..haaa sexy haha! *phonecall from me 2u in ten years* howayaaa emeir (bogger accent) hows it going? Ah jaysus the chickens are running mad and the 5 kids joshua jason jessica jamie and holly are runnin wild. And im trynta catch the chickens but there just like clu clu clu cluck and im like fuckk! Im living a mad life i am. I feel as if im a worn out house wife...wait i am. And luke away in chad with the army doesnt help. The children are all like wheres my daddy? And im like fuckk i dont actually no....could be fighting egyptians or lying dead in a mine field and then they go into panic like..oh daddy no not daddy and im like shiiit did i say something wrong? Oh jesus its hectic and all i want is a feckin brownie. I wish i was 16 again sitting on the doorstep of 82 torcail, planning my life away... Oh those were the days.....
Anyway hows skiing 24/7 and them skis that make awful raunchy noises? X x x x
haha rolls out the speech... Well me and niamh have had some great funny times heres a few to refresh our memory............................
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..................... And to conclude this speech i wud just like to throw out there....out of all them 6 memories i just share...rape was mentioned 158 times. Ironic.....
luke? Haha. Oh sea i lovee luke. Niamh and luke forever. Bridesmaid bitte?
x x x
Niamh = cool.
heyyyyyaaa!!! ya i no i got it lol
c u 2moz bright nd early =]
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Baaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha member that...
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Fuck my life... fuck my life...
Ohh goood times...
Oh and i apologies deary...ill mvoe u up asap
Emeir
nice sexy voice there!
im ok .. hating 5th year!! ughh
got so much homework
wbu?
i know its crazy
xoxo
lol yeah i cnt change it on my itouch!:-(
What i am not a threatening person lol i was oj when i z id cum after u!:-P