Name: w.john aitken
Single or Taken: taken
Sex: male
Birthday: 12 feb
Sign: aquarius
Hair color: brown
Eye color: brown
Joined Bebo: 06

LAST PERSON WHO
1. Slept in your bed: me
2. Saw you cry: never cried!
3. You shared a drink with: dad
4. You went to the movies with: lea
5. You went up town with: lea
6. Yelled at you: lea
7. Sent you an email: lea...but didnt mean it

HAVE YOU EVER...
8. Said \"I Love You\" and meant it?: yep
9. Gotten in a fight with your pet: no
10. Been to California: No
11. Been to Hawaii: No
12. Been to Mexico: No
13. Been to Canada: No
14. Been to China: No
15. Danced naked: no
16. Dreamed something really crazy and then it happened the next day? yes
17. Wish you were the opposite sex: yea..well no
18. Had an imaginary friend: no
19. Do you have a crush on someone: emm...no
20. What book are you reading now: andy mcnab
21. Worst feeling in the world: trying to explain how someone elses car has got 3 bent doors
21a. Future son\'s name: john-william
21b. Future daughter\'s name: erin
22. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal: john haha
23. What\'s under your bed: towels
24. Favorite sport to watch: rally driving
25. Siblings: russell 15, grant 13, garry 13
26. Location: mayfield/dalkeith
27. College plans: been, still to go
28. Piercings/tattoos: no

EXTRA STUFF

29. Do you do drugs: no, im a good boy
30. Do you drink: moderatly
31. Who is your best friend: nigel..my hussie
32. What are you most scared of: nothin am a man
33. What clothes do you sleep in: none
34. Where do you want to get married: goblin ha'
35. Who do you really hate: nigel..my hussie
36. Been in Love: yea
37. Do you drive: yea
39. Do you like being around people: most of the time
40. Are you for world peace: no lol

STUFF

41. Have you ever liked someone you had no chance with: yea..who hasnt?
42. Have you ever cried over something someone of the opposite sex did: no
43. Do you have a \"type\" of person you always go after: yea, short, big boobs, not a size zero, straight hair, nice eyes
44. Do Want someone you don\'t have right now: no
45. Are you lonely right now: na
46. Song thats stuck in your head a lot: candy floss
47. Do you want to get married: yea
48. Do you want kids: yea

FAVORITE

49. Room in house: kitchen
50. Type(s) of music: mixed
51. Band(s): none
52. Color: red
53. Perfume or cologne?: joop
54. Month: march

IN THE LAST FEW WEEKS
55. Have you cried: no
56. Bought something : yea...petrol
57. Gotten sick: yea
58. Sang: no
59. Wanted to tell someone you loved them: if a must
60. Met someone new: yes
61. Missed someone: yes
62. Hugged someone: yep
63. Kissed someone: yep

WOMEN'S ENGLISH

1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want..
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think
about?

MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you!
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay

1. The dot over an "i" or a "j" is called a tittle.
2. Cats are never mentioned in the Bible.
3. A rat can last longer without water than a camel.
4. There is an episode of Desperate Housewives where Bree calls her son an SOB.
5. The fist movie to ever feature a toilet being flushed was Psycho.
6. Donkeys are often used by the Iraqi military to launch rockets.
7. George W. Bush and Hugh Heffner are cousins.
8. If you toss a coin, it will most likely end up "tails" as the picture on the "head" weighs the coin down.
9. At 120 mph the average F1 car generates enough downforce to drive upside down on the roof of a tunnel.
10. Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.
11. Grapes explode when you put them in the microwave.
12. Most car horns honk in the key of "F".
13. The Bible is the most shop-lifted book in the world.
14. If you type the word "failure" into Google the first result is George W. Bush's biography.
15. It snowed in the Sahara desert on February 18th, 1979.
16. In 1897, Bayer, who is the maker of Aspirin, marketed the drug heroin.
17. Humans can't taste water while dogs and pigs can.
18. The word "news" is actually an acronym of the four points on a compass: north, south, east and west.
19. The longest word in the English language is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolc
anoconiosis.
20. The longest word in the English language (that doesn't repeat any letters) is "uncopyrightable".
21. A chicken once lived for 18 months after being decapitated by his owner.
22. Human babies are born without kneecaps. They don't grow them until between the ages of 2-6 years.
23. The sun is 330,330 times bigger than the Earth.
24. Most toilets flush in "E" flat.
25. A lump of pure gold, the size of a matchbox, can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.
26.There are more than 1,000 chemicals in a cup of coffee. Of these, only 26 have been tested, and half caused cancer in rats.
27. Chewing gum while chopping an onion stops you from crying.
28. A human has 60,000 miles of blood vessels in their body.
29. Polar bears are left-handed.
30. Ants never sleep.
31. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
32. Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a novel, "Gatsby", which contains over 50,000 words -- none of them with the letter E, which is the most common letter in the English language.
33. A "jiffy" is actually 1/100th of a second.
34. Baby robbins eat 14 feet of worms every day.
35. Mozart wrote the nursery rhyme 'twinkle, twinkle, little star' at the age of five.
36. The sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog." uses every letter of the alphabet.
37. The average person spends 30 months on a toilet.
38. The longest place-name still in use is
Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamat
eaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupoka
iwhenuakitanatahu, a New Zealand hill.
39. A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
40. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
41. When glass breaks the shards travel at approximately 3,000 mph.
42. A lightning bolt generates temperatures five times hotter than those found at the sun's surface.
43. Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
44. Iron Age magazine once called Theodore Roosevelt a "drunk," he sued them and won 6 cents.
45. The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.
46. No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.
47. Richard Millhouse Nixon was the first US president whose name contains all the letters from the word "criminal."
48. Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
49. It was discovered on a space mission that a frog can throw up. The frog throws up its stomach first, so the stomach is dangling out of its mouth. Then the frog uses its forearms to dig out all of the stomach's contents and then swallows the stomach back down again.
50. If a statue of a military person on a horse has