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- Roooooooo!!!,boy,cory,gory,sn ory,can you feel it with me,i sure hope il colour today,i ate a dog...
- Me, Myself, and I
- DAYTRIP TO LAPLAND NEW FOREST
I paid £25 to get in,
It was a crushing disappointment,
The animals looked unhappy
The website misrepresented it
Daytrip to Lapland New Forest
I took umbrage with an elf
Pushed him into a pram
I punched Santa Claus
Right in the fucking mouth
I broke a reindeer's neck
I kicked a huskie to death
I took my money back
And lodged an official complaint
- Converge, a Black Rose Burial, Weekend Nachos, The Lawrence Arms, minor threat, black flag, champion, Guns Up, floorpunch, Charles Bronson, Spazz, Ed Gein, Set Your Goals, dillenger escape plan, allergo, anti-schism, alkaline trio, dizzie rascal, Blink 182, Hot Water Music, Violent Response, Magrudergrind, Dr Dre, Falter, Wheelchair Wheelchair Wheelchair Wheelchair, Coheed and Cambria, propagandi, The Fight Back, XharoldshitmanX, The Streets, The Honour System, Sunn0 ))), Link 80, The Broadways, Tuesday, The Falcon, Pushover, Sonic Boom 6, Deftones, Weezer, Rites of Spring, Fugazi, Leatherface, Tra
gical History Tour, Discharge, Dead Kennedys, Norma Jean, The Locust, Bruce Banner, Shady View Terrace, N.W.A, Bun Dem Out, Face to Face, Step on it, Cult of Luna, Sundowner, Mike Park, Waking The Cadaver, Cemetary Rapist, Have Heart, Global Parasite, Flat Back Four, Oren Arambachi, Deathskulls, Inspite, Filthpact, Link 80, Propagandi, Jesse Sykes, Walls of Jericho, Gorilla Biscuits, 10 Yard Fight, The Get up Kids, Pig Destroyer,
- Twins (that was awesome), Ghost World, Clerks, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Dusk till Dawn, Saving Grace, Trailer Park Boys (The Big Dirty), Last House on the Left, Zombie Flesh Eaters 1 and 2, Dawn of the Dead (original), Toy Story, American Psycho, Chasing Amy, Harold and Kumar Get the Munchies, 2001 A Space Odyssey, Funny Games, Grizzly Man, Flight of the Living Dead. The Toxic Avenger, Citizen Toxie - The Toxic Avenger 4, Riding In Vans With Boys, Some Kind Of Monster, Night of the Living Dead (original and remake), Day of the Living Dead, Basket Case, Jaws 4, The Town That Dreaded Sundown, They Live, American Beauty, Lost in Translation, The Shining, A Clockwork Orange, Cannibal Holocaust
- Trials, bmx, um xbox live?
- Scared Of
- spiders and mayonaise
- Happiest When
- lying in a heap covered in sweat, hyperventilating after playing a set to a man and his dog
- Tv Shows
- Trailer Park Boys, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Trailer Park Boys, Im Alan Partridge, South Park, My Super Sweet 16, Coach Trip, The Sopranos, The Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Trailer Park Boys, Hollyoaks, Friends, Frasier, The Simpsons, The Office, Louis Theroux's Weird Weekends, Cheaters, Brass Eye, Garth Merenghis Darkplace
- My favourite kind of poops are the photo finish types
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GENERIC THROWAWAY BULLSHIT
You dont play shows
You couldnt give a fuck
Our scene reflects
How much you suck
Why wont you posers just die?
Your spin kick hit me in the eye
Im done, im not going to try
You swallow and digest there lies.
Out on steroids starting a fight
got too be first when im out my puss
See me in town walking around
Upper body like action man, oh what a clown
Eating an ice cream, plastic machine gun x4
I am a bald fuck and i like my roids
I am fucking hard
I WOULDNT PUT MY WILLY IN YOU BECAUSE YOURE A SCENE WHORE
I dont give a fuck because
i think youre a fugly slut
MY HUSBAND AND CHILD ARE DEAD, LETS GO POTHOLING
If i got the chance
And if i had a garden
Id dig you a shallow grave
For buying me that DVD
Rock climbing is for girls
AMERICAS NEXT TOP SPERM BUCKET
Why dont you just eat a fucking pie....you teapot faced bitch!
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Ok heres the plan for our April tour which were doin solo, once this is all booked il set about booking our July tour with Birmingham Thrashcore band Fuck Right Off.
Check out these dates and please try come along, flyers will show up soon in the Flyers folder.This blog will be updated as i get more details.
2 Apr 2009 Perth, YMCA, Youth Centre
3 Apr 2009 Dexters, Dundee
4 Apr 2009 East Neuk, Aberdeen, Alldayer with Wifebeater, Ablach and more
5 Apr 2009 Glasgow (Venue TBC)
6 Apr 2009 Need a show (Somewhere)
7 Apr 2009 The Retro Bar, Manchester, with Chickenhawk and Hammers
8 Apr 2009 GO! Club, Birmingham, with Fuck Right Off
9 Apr 2009 Liverpool (Venue TBC)
10 Apr 2009 The Madoc, Colwyn Bay
11 Apr 2009 Need a show (Scotland)
12 Apr 2009 Corrina, Perth, with Hold The Fort, Threshold Sicks and Deliver us From Evil
See you there
Sam (MAFAFI) x
1 Comment 221 weeks
Heres the lyrics for the new MAFAFI ep, leave me comments lemme no what you think...
We are P.H.C
What the Fuck is wrong with just being ready
To throw it all away
Could it be wrong
Disect my feelings
Till they have no meaning
I wish for my body to hang from the ceiling.
"I Think To Much"
I Musta Had Me Bout 15 Dr Peppers
We should talk more openly
About the way things used to be
I don't know if it concerns me
But I think about it constantly
Still Don't Believe….
Fuck you, you weren't this way before
Mind fuck, change of pace, strangest day of my life.
Sign marks the day were I lost faith in everyone.
Fuck this shit
Fuck youre scene
I Thought So he was Trying to Steal My Brick...
I wonder why I never felt the same
As my friends who I often dress up as the enemy
My best traits left me long ago, its not like ive got much to show
My best traits left me long ago, along the way I hope to prove.
People I better apolagize to, better join in at the back of the queue
Forget my regrets and find something to do, I hope ive done enough to show that I tried.
Try to pretend that im more than before but I fail to see me ever make a jaw hit the floor….lets thrash!
All along I brushed this off as something that could never happen.
Sam (MAFAFI) x
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- The Mighty Boosh Fan Club
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- Kenan and Kel
- Garth Marenghi's Darkplace - true fans only
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